NationStates

[Dr. Dos]

I will join the Protect Anything Cute and Furry society.

[Zenith Nadir]

"This idea is brilliant, and Nadirland can't afford to pass it up," claims Pete Barry, your Minister of Safety. "These loudspeakers can assure the public that the government is always here to help them. The potential here, to immediately warn citizens of an emergency such as an earthquake or a stampede of fox with five vaginass or something, simply must be taken into account! This could save lives! And I suppose, when there isn't anything the citizens need to be told, you could always use them to broadcast patriotic messages like 'this is disgusting, it's pornography.' and inform the good people which party to join and vote for with newsbriefs and such. It'll be worth it to strengthen the populace's devotion to our glorious nation!"

[Dr. Dos]

"Behold, the hour has arrived! The Holy Temple of Firefury Amahira has been unearthed!" proclaims Yon-Zhauryg v'Klot, leader of the Cult of the Undead raccoon. "This land is sacred, and must not be befouled by these corporations! No-one but the enlightened children of Firefury must be allowed to venture inside our refound sanctuary, where we will perform the required rituals to please the Great Goddess and prevent Her from unleashing Her wrath upon the world."

[http://yahoo.com/]

have you pleased your goddess today?

[Homz]

I made a <a href="http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/ind ... >nation</a>.

<a href="http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/ind ... ntum_p">It appears Quantum P. did, too.</a>