New ZZT Game: DON'T GET CORNHOLED!
New ZZT Game: DON'T GET CORNHOLED!
Hi, Im zamros, you might remember my game Jesus 2035. I am making a new game, it is not Jesus 2035 canon though.
But it will still be good.
It is called DON'T GET CORNHOLED!
In the not-so-distant future, you wake up, chained to a wall in a white room. You have no memory of what has happened to you, and once free of your room, discover that you are in a lurid dystopia, populated by rabid homosexuals, victims of a genetic disease that causes an irrational desire to infect others by cornholing them.
There is a cure. But you'll have to fight your way to it. Maybe you'll find out how you got tangled up in this mess, and maybe you won't.
Coming in like a week I guess so I can finish it before I have to start working at my fulltime window-washing job.
Here's a screenshot I guess:
But it will still be good.
It is called DON'T GET CORNHOLED!
In the not-so-distant future, you wake up, chained to a wall in a white room. You have no memory of what has happened to you, and once free of your room, discover that you are in a lurid dystopia, populated by rabid homosexuals, victims of a genetic disease that causes an irrational desire to infect others by cornholing them.
There is a cure. But you'll have to fight your way to it. Maybe you'll find out how you got tangled up in this mess, and maybe you won't.
Coming in like a week I guess so I can finish it before I have to start working at my fulltime window-washing job.
Here's a screenshot I guess:
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AWESOME
also: please include that one ircman quote about this project somewhere in the file
this one i mean
<zamros> i made a game called DONT GET CORNHOLED where a bunch of gay dudes chased you and my game crashed because i had too many gay dudes on one board
also: please include that one ircman quote about this project somewhere in the file
this one i mean
<zamros> i made a game called DONT GET CORNHOLED where a bunch of gay dudes chased you and my game crashed because i had too many gay dudes on one board
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved
Overall: Rotton egg for breakfast
Overall: Rotton egg for breakfast
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