New ZZT Game: DON'T GET CORNHOLED!

Post by **zamros** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:57 pm

Hi, Im zamros, you might remember my game Jesus 2035. I am making a new game, it is not Jesus 2035 canon though.

But it will still be good.

It is called DON'T GET CORNHOLED!

In the not-so-distant future, you wake up, chained to a wall in a white room. You have no memory of what has happened to you, and once free of your room, discover that you are in a lurid dystopia, populated by rabid homosexuals, victims of a genetic disease that causes an irrational desire to infect others by cornholing them.

There is a cure. But you'll have to fight your way to it. Maybe you'll find out how you got tangled up in this mess, and maybe you won't.

Coming in like a week I guess so I can finish it before I have to start working at my fulltime window-washing job.

Here's a screenshot I guess:

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:35 pm

at least the future theme still is the same as J2035. Is there a corn holing engine? A counter could report the sanctity of your colon.

Post by **zamros** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:36 am

when your health runs out, your hole has been corned, and you are doomed to become a rabid homosexual zombie

nps · Post by **nps** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:22 am

Post by **zamros** » Thu Jun 14, 2007 6:41 pm

heres some more scren shot

for your interest

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:05 pm

AWESOME

also: please include that one ircman quote about this project somewhere in the file

this one i mean

<zamros> i made a game called DONT GET CORNHOLED where a bunch of gay dudes chased you and my game crashed because i had too many gay dudes on one board

Post by **zamros** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:28 pm

Additional screen shots:

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:31 am

i still want to see this game completed

Post by **zamros** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:49 pm

it will be completed soon, maybe before the end of the summer.......

i will be using dos's bindey zappy engine for it too

Saxxon · Post by **Saxxon** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:50 pm

Oh god awesome

Post by **zamros** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:12 pm

HEY EVERYONE THERE IS A DEMO IN THE UPLOAD FOLDER.... please play it and tell me what you think..............

your friend,
zamros

Maynard · Post by **Maynard** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:08 am

fail

Aplsos · Post by **Aplsos** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:36 am

it works, but you have to open it with 7zip or something

totally worth it though, 100% great

Maynard · Post by **Maynard** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:10 pm

sounds good

Maynard · Post by **Maynard** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:50 pm

i just downloaded it. its brilliant!