In your adventures through the Town of ZZT, you have been captured by the evil Dungeon Guards. Not recognizing you as the great escape artist you are, the guards have thrown you in the Dungeons of ZZT.
(I recently heard that thinking up random things is good for your health, so post stuff here.)
I started carrying a purse as of three weeks ago, and despite redneck humor, it's going pretty well. I tell people it's a "camera bag" just so I can carry cigarettes and things like that around with me. Whenever someone asks if I'm gay, I say, "That my boyfriend Clecky will kick their ass if they try to "get" wit' me!" And I say it all gay and stuff, from which they believe me. So tell me what you think about that.
