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THE NINTENDO REVOLUTION is the best state fair in the state

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:40 am
by Ryan Ferneau
Because the controller is VERTICAL. Not DIAGONAL. Put THAT in your pants.

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:33 pm
by http://yahoo.com/
the man with the biggest controller gets all the girls

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:48 pm
by Stak
I must say that I really like the controller!

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 8:39 pm
by FSFunky
I WANT TO WAVE IT LIKE A FAIRY WAND!

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:03 pm
by nondescript
i will knock it out of your hand with the ps3 controller which will then return to me a ha ha ah

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:43 am
by Zenith Nadir
i like the revolution controller

it's certainly different

the only person so far i know outright hates it is moose, but since when do we listen to him anymore

however, there really is no getting around the "looks like a remote control" aspect of its design

sorry

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:15 pm
by djny29
I particularly like the whole idea that it can tell how far away you are from the screen. I mean, the possibilities are endless. Kicking ass in Zelda using the controller as a sword. Now THAT would be cool…or really lame and stupid. You decide.

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:03 am
by Commodore
I'm really only wondering how well NES game will play with it.

Also I'm frightened they're sinking their own ship by scareing away 3rd party developers.

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:41 am
by Dr. Dos
Nes will probably work like this:

Image

You see how it works.

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:26 pm
by FSFunky
Commodore wrote:I'm really only wondering how well NES game will play with it.

Also I'm frightened they're sinking their own ship by scareing away 3rd party developers.
FIRST OF ALL: there will be a "shell" for the controller that'll make it look like a "regular" controller.

SECOND OF ALL: A lot of third party developers are excited by the possibilities of the new control scheme including Peter FUCKIN' Molyneux and Hideo FUCKIN' Kojima.

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:05 am
by asgromo
SECOND OF ALL: A lot of third party developers are excited by the possibilities of the new control scheme including Peter FUCKIN' Molyneux and Hideo FUCKIN' Kojima.
I won't argue with Hideo FUCKIN' Kojima but Peter FUCKIN' Molyneux is entirely immaterial to a discussion about video games, or should be.

And the Revolution is going to fail funtastically in America regardless of its controller.

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:58 pm
by Stak
asgromo wrote:
SECOND OF ALL: A lot of third party developers are excited by the possibilities of the new control scheme including Peter FUCKIN' Molyneux and Hideo FUCKIN' Kojima.
I won't argue with Hideo FUCKIN' Kojima but Peter FUCKIN' Molyneux is entirely immaterial to a discussion about video games, or should be.

And the Revolution is going to fail funtastically in America regardless of its controller.
Your mother failed funtastically

In the bedroom

Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:25 pm
by http://yahoo.com/
That's because you didn't plug her in right

Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:17 pm
by FSFunky
http://yahoo.com/ wrote:That's because you didn't plug her in right
but

but

it's wireless :(

Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:41 pm
by Zenith Nadir
she's got wires going in
she's got wires coming out of her skin