THE NINTENDO REVOLUTION is the best state fair in the state

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:40 am

Because the controller is VERTICAL. Not DIAGONAL. Put THAT in your pants.

Post by **http://yahoo.com/** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:33 pm

the man with the biggest controller gets all the girls

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:48 pm

I must say that I really like the controller!

FSFunky · Post by **FSFunky** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 8:39 pm

I WANT TO WAVE IT LIKE A FAIRY WAND!

nondescript · Post by **nondescript** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 10:03 pm

i will knock it out of your hand with the ps3 controller which will then return to me a ha ha ah

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 9:43 am

i like the revolution controller

it's certainly different

the only person so far i know outright hates it is moose, but since when do we listen to him anymore

however, there really is no getting around the "looks like a remote control" aspect of its design

sorry

djny29 · Post by **djny29** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:15 pm

I particularly like the whole idea that it can tell how far away you are from the screen. I mean, the possibilities are endless. Kicking ass in Zelda using the controller as a sword. Now THAT would be cool…or really lame and stupid. You decide.

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:03 am

I'm really only wondering how well NES game will play with it.

Also I'm frightened they're sinking their own ship by scareing away 3rd party developers.

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:41 am

Nes will probably work like this:

You see how it works.

FSFunky · Post by **FSFunky** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:26 pm

Commodore wrote:I'm really only wondering how well NES game will play with it.

Also I'm frightened they're sinking their own ship by scareing away 3rd party developers.

FIRST OF ALL: there will be a "shell" for the controller that'll make it look like a "regular" controller.

SECOND OF ALL: A lot of third party developers are excited by the possibilities of the new control scheme including Peter FUCKIN' Molyneux and Hideo FUCKIN' Kojima.

asgromo · Post by **asgromo** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:05 am

SECOND OF ALL: A lot of third party developers are excited by the possibilities of the new control scheme including Peter FUCKIN' Molyneux and Hideo FUCKIN' Kojima.

I won't argue with Hideo FUCKIN' Kojima but Peter FUCKIN' Molyneux is entirely immaterial to a discussion about video games, or should be.

And the Revolution is going to fail funtastically in America regardless of its controller.

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 9:58 pm

asgromo wrote:
SECOND OF ALL: A lot of third party developers are excited by the possibilities of the new control scheme including Peter FUCKIN' Molyneux and Hideo FUCKIN' Kojima.
I won't argue with Hideo FUCKIN' Kojima but Peter FUCKIN' Molyneux is entirely immaterial to a discussion about video games, or should be.

And the Revolution is going to fail funtastically in America regardless of its controller.

Your mother failed funtastically

In the bedroom

Post by **http://yahoo.com/** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:25 pm

That's because you didn't plug her in right

FSFunky · Post by **FSFunky** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:17 pm

http://yahoo.com/ wrote:That's because you didn't plug her in right

but

but

it's wireless :(

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:41 pm

she's got wires going in
she's got wires coming out of her skin