Like a mirage, an image seen but fleetingly, the rare and elusive MadTom has been naught but a legend, a tall tale told to unruly children to scare them to sleep. Rumored to exist in the wilds of <s>New Zealand</s> Australia, no one has of yet returned solid evidence of the beast's whereabouts, or existance, for that matter... until now.
Gentlemen, I present to you undeniable proof that not only does the MadTom live, he is here among us, RIGHT NOW. Look and see:
YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER, MADTOM
WE WILL FIND YOU
...
COME BACK
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?