Let Him Know Here His Balls Are Friends

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:54 pm

http://lol.ianloic.com/image-cache/57/5 ... e3d476.jpg

Pancake · Post by **Pancake** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:31 am

http://starlight.subdeviate.com/_media/ ... ebeach.png

modac's the one who found it but whatever

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:58 am

http://www.digitalmzx.net/wiki/index.php/Quotationser

Post by **Alexis Janson** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:52 am

Cooper and Swann: i'm harry potter and i need a haircut
asgromo: AOL thinks I'm a spammer
asgromo: I wonder if the Windows XP machines were infected...
asgromo: probably...
Cooper and Swann: they were infected with luv......
asgromo: if only that was the case
Cooper and Swann: you'll open the case and a bunch of hearts will spill out like mashed potatoes

Schroedingers Cat · Post by **Schroedingers Cat** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:40 pm

EGGS! GET YOUR EGGS HERE! FRESH AND WHITE EGGS ARE HERE!!! WIGGLE JIGGLE, YELLOW MIDDLE, THAT'S THE BEST OF WHAT YOU ARE!! (I love you egg!) WHITE AND TENDER, SURROUND THE CENTER, COZY, SITTING IN THE CRACKLING SHELL! VITAMINS AND MINERALS IN YOU! OODLE OF THE PROTEINS, TOO!! (Oodle doodle!) POPULAR AND PERFECT AND SO COMPLETE IN EVERY WAY! (I love you egg egg!) COME INTO MY TUMMY, OH SO VERY YUMMY! CRACK, CRACK, CRACK!! CHIP A CHIP AWAY YOUR SHELL AND COME - TO - ME!!! (Get your eggs!) I LOVE YOU!! (Fresh egg!) I LOVE YOU!! (White egg!) REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU SO!! (Eggs fresh, fresh egg!) EGGS I REALLY LOVE YOU LIKE THE SKY ABOVE!!! (Eggs are the best!) I LOVE YOU!! (Fresh egg!) I LOVE YOU!! (White egg!) REALLY REALLY LOVE YOU SO!! (Eggs fresh, fresh egg!) THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY FIVE DAYS - I REALLY LOVE YOU SO!!! I REALLY LOVE YOU SO!!!!!! (Mmm! Yummy!)

Post by **Fungahhh** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:04 pm

Discovery News - Obesity Rates Climb Across US

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:54 pm

http://img.waffleimages.com/5ad12e236d5 ... wright.png

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:14 pm

is he camping in a suit?

Shadow Mage · Post by **Shadow Mage** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:02 am

25907

Pancake · Post by **Pancake** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:45 pm

I told her I was an atheist. At first everything was quiet and she began crying in front of my father like she was deeply saddened. Then she started ranting about how she wish I would have died when I was baby so at least then she would know that I wouldn't go to hell, etc. These comments got more and more crazy.

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:08 pm

just posting to say that the iloveegg theme song makes me laugh every single time

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:58 pm

We're gonna rock this town, rock it inside-out
We're gonna rock this town, make 'em scream and shout

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:39 am

Pancake wrote:I told her I was an atheist. At first everything was quiet and she began crying in front of my father like she was deeply saddened. Then she started ranting about how she wish I would have died when I was baby so at least then she would know that I wouldn't go to hell, etc. These comments got more and more crazy.

Stop reading Something Awful.

It's too good for you.

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:27 am

Paid in good time, no problems. Thanks!

Post by **Alexis Janson** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:50 am

http://cosmic-collapse.com/flash/arfenhouse2.html