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In your adventures through the Town of ZZT, you have been captured by the evil Dungeon Guards. Not recognizing you as the great escape artist you are, the guards have thrown you in the Dungeons of ZZT.

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What does "homo" in "The homo hut" stand for? Homosexual, Homo Sapiens, or somethinking else?

Also, can we really do insanything we want? Can we really brake the forum rules (such as "Don't use more than one ravebaron per post") without doubleplusconsequences? If so...

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#send all touch #end all touch I THINK I WILL TALK A REAL LONG TIME BECAUSE I AM IN THE HOMO HUT WSITHOUT OUNCTUATION IN UPPER CASE CAUSE I CAN TALK IN CAPS AND IM ALLOWED I WANT TO DO IT AND I MAY AND I DONT WANT TO USE BACKSPACE BUT I JUST DID OHH DEAR HELP!


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:agh: I USED BACKSPACE!!! HOW WILL THIS HELP ME???

:out: It won't.

:agh: OHH DEAR I NEED HELP!!!

:freud: I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

:agh: I USED BACKSPACE!

:freud: Why do you say you used backspace?

:agh: BECAUSE I DID AND NOW I AM IN TROUBLE!

:freud: Is it because you did and now you are in trouble that you came to me?

:agh: YOU CAME TO ME!!!

:freud: Earlier you said you did and now you are in trouble?

:agh: YES.

:freud: I see... Well, what makes you believe this is so?

:agh: I EDITED MY WORK. I AM NOT SPEAKING FROM MY HEART.

:freud: Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

:agh: I PLANNED TO LET ALL MY FEELINGS OUT.

:freud: Is it because of your life that you say you planned to let all your
feelings out?

:agh: LIFE IS CRAZY.

:freud: You mentioned that you did and now you are in trouble?

:agh: YES.

:freud: Yes, hmmm... so, are you sure that this is so?

:agh: YES.

:freud: I understand. So do you really think this is so?

:agh: YES, I DO.

:freud: Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going through all this?

:agh: Wait a minute, it might be...

:freud: What makes you think so?

:agh: Some of the ZZTers behave a bit odd... It might be influencing me...

:freud: Why do you say you did and now you are in trouble?

:agh: I thought backspacing was bad to do.

:freud: How do you reconcile problems at school?

:agh: I study hard, ignore insults, and think of funny things.

:freud: What makes you believe that?

:agh: It seems to work well. Wait a minute...

:freud: Earlier you said you did and now you are in trouble?

:agh: I'm not in trouble anymore! Thanks, Doctor!

:freud: My secretary will send you a bill.

:agh: Wow, my problems are solved!

:ha: But what about Nazi Germany?

:hmmmm: Or the U.S.S.R.?

:agh: Those are gone.

:stiltzkinnan: COMMUNIST CHINA!

:out: GASP!

:freud: Yipes!

:norabevar: Ouch. I mean, "Ouch!"

:missile: I ate a crunchy frog! Ack!

:XD: OHH DEAR!

:*: Hey, that's my word! Or two words...

:prezbw: This poses a grave threat to every country! Except for Comm. China.

:*: Commercial China?

:stiltzkinnan: COMMUNIST CHINA!

:*: Oh yeah. OHH DEAR

:XD: OHH DEAR!

:XD: :*: OHH DEAR!!!

:baron: But you could become a missionary to Communist China!

:ha: YAY SIRS!

:agh: Good idea! I shall become a mihshunairy!

:baron: Please, it's "missionary."

:agh: Sorry. Missionary.

:stiltzkinnan: But what if you get killed?

:baron: Minor setback.

:agh: If I die, I'll be a martyr! Then one of my relatives can select the last option on the poll at the top of this thread for me!

:gay: GAY SIRS!!! I MEAN, YAY SIRS!!!
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The above post is mine. It also had a poll, but that disappeared too. Guess my Z2 session timed out while posting...
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this is the worst thing ever
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