I did!--I did!--You're quicker than your friend... Now for a handful of guilders I happen to have a private and uncut performance of The Rape of the Sabine Women-or rather woman, or rather Alfred--. Get your skirt on, Alfred--
Rootbeer is like the best soda ever, it just depends on the brand. Pepsi is gay, and so is mountain dew. If I'm thirsty I'll either get a coke, cherry coke, or rootbeer. I hope this helps everyone and prepares them for the pressure they will experience next time they have to make a decision on which soda they should get.