Hmmm... Its a new cocktail.

[Technomancer]

Indeed sir jenkins indeed.
We have invented a new form of alcohol.
What should we call it.

I have no Idea Sir Khine
Perhaps we should call it myfreakingbeverage...

INGREDIENTS
1/2 cup of whisky
1 cup of rum
1 cup of beer
1/2 cup of tequila
1 cup of cold coffee
1 cups of sugar
2 cups of grapefruit juice
2 tbsp cinnamon

DIRECTIONS
Mix all the crap together and heat on stove till reaches a boil stirring constantly... Grab the phonebook and call for some strippers and invite a few of your friends over... Boil for 1 minute, and chug away.

NOTES
May cause sleep, coma, or death... Consume at your own risk.

[Fungahhh]

Disgusting.

[Technomancer]

Wait one minute...

You actually tried it... And I thought I was strangely different from the rest of the world for inventing and tasting it.

Its' not too bad actually. My EbonyElixer is still my favorite.

VODKA + BLACKBERRIES + VANILLA ICE CREAM + BLENDER

[zamros]

The New York Turnpike:

Open cupboards and refridgerator. Remove everything liquid or otherwise runny (peanut butter?). Take empty glass and pour everything that you have removed from the cupboards and the refridgerator in to it. Drink before it curdles (if you put milk or Irish Cream in to it, anyway).

[Technomancer]

The New York Turnpike:

Open cupboards and refridgerator. Remove everything liquid or otherwise runny (peanut butter?). Take empty glass and pour everything that you have removed from the cupboards and the refridgerator in to it. Drink before it curdles (if you put milk or Irish Cream in to it, anyway).

You so didn't event that, and their disgusting. Now I actually event my own cocktails due to my love of mixology.
Here's another one of my own.

The Chick Chaser
1 bottle of white tequila
1 2 litter bottle of Vanilla Coca-Cola
Fresh Fruit
A lot of ice
Salt or Sugar for rim garnish if desired

Basically same as a margaritta only stronger and more delicious.
Great with mango!

[Schroedingers Cat]

You know what else is good with mango, or so I hear: cyanide.

Also, I like mangos.

[zamros]

The "Best Drink":

Pour 1 shot of Kentucky Bourbon in to a shot glass. Serve chilled.

[Scribbit]

What we really need is a variation of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster that uses Earthly substitutions for the hard-to-obtain ingredients. Any of you ever invent a drink that tastes

"...like having your
brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick"?

[Technomancer]

...kitty is a mornon. that is all I have a say to you you freaking cat in a box. Go back to futurama where you belong!

[Commodore]

The "Best Drink":

Pour 1 shot of Kentucky Bourbon in to a shot glass. Serve chilled.

[superbowl shuffle]

Brandy and coffee is my favorite.

[phunk]

youre a mornon that drink is way too big

[Farm]

What we really need is a variation of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster that uses Earthly substitutions for the hard-to-obtain ingredients. Any of you ever invent a drink that tastes

"...like having your
brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick"?

tbh a tequila mockingbird is about the closest you can get to a pan galactic gargle blaster

tequila mockingbird
2 1/2 oz tequila
3/4 oz green creme de menthe
juice of 1 lemon
mix ingredients with crushed ice and serve in room-temperature glasses

we usually use the cheapest tequila we can find, for that extra kick. either way, they're pretty vile.

[Archangel]

youre a mornon that drink is way too big

Just how is too big?

It makes what 6 cups I thiink, "need to check the post."

Some of my friends would drink more alcohol then that though.
Like more like 6 gallons, fucking Beigners.

Its probably not even a real beverage though take into context, that he probably never even has access to alcohol, the moron cant even spell moron, but then again, niether can you.



Who ever did that deserves to have a rectal search...
NIETHER IS FIND YOU FUCKING MORON! AND SPELLING AND GRAMMAR ARE TWO TOTALLY FUCKING DIFFERENT THING MOTHER FUCKER!

Damn Caps...