Revelation 6:14

Post by **Alexis Janson** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:09 am

Revelation 6:14 wrote:The sky receded like a scroll, rolling up, and every mountain and island was removed from its place.

You have to admit, that sounds pretty cool. I'm a little unclear as to where the sky is going to roll up to, though. Maybe it'll roll up one side and down the other, like a sunroof. And then the people on that side of the earth will... hm.

Well, no matter!

Schroedingers Cat · Post by **Schroedingers Cat** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:04 am

AND THEN EVAN DARROW CAME ALONG AND RUINED EVERYTHING.

Post by **Alexis Janson** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 8:51 am

i don't know who that is.

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:18 pm

evan darrow is zzt's greatest megastar

Post by **mania-[ker]** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:24 am

Revelation is the worst book of the bible

wait except numbers deuteronomy and levitticus are pretty awful too

well it's definitely in the bottom 5

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:10 am

Is that verse referring to the idea that the world is actually a ZZT game, and somebody's going to edit it to remove all the scenery?

Post by **MadTom** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:19 am

zamros wrote:Revelation is the worst book of the bible

wait except numbers deuteronomy and levitticus are pretty awful too

well it's definitely in the bottom 5

Basically the only good books in the Bible are Ecclesiastes and the gospels.

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:35 pm

and i beheld a pale horse, and his name who sat upon him was madtom

and hell followed with him.

Post by **MadTom** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 4:13 pm

And all who cried out the name of Zenith Nadir were saved.

Post by **Alexis Janson** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:44 pm

laaaaaaaame

Post by **Quantum P.** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:59 am

(Ain't an MP3 Encoder)

Post by **mania-[ker]** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:47 am

Tomsacold wrote:
zamros wrote:Revelation is the worst book of the bible

wait except numbers deuteronomy and levitticus are pretty awful too

well it's definitely in the bottom 5
Basically the only good books in the Bible are Ecclesiastes and the gospels.

genesis??? exodus????

i liked joshua too, all that horn blowing and walls falling and shit

and the gospels sucked

Post by **MadTom** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:05 am

I actually think Genesis is pretty dull, there are only a few good stories in it and a lot of them are supposedly based on myths that antedate the bible by hundreds of years. The endless genealogies don't help either.

I guess Moses fucking up with the water and the rock in Exodus (?) is a pretty neat story.

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:14 am

what about the book of job, i think that's hilarious

"oh no my family is dead and i'm homeless and i have some horrible disease and a bunch of other shit happened and death will be merciful release but IT'S ALL A TEST FROM GOD THANKS FOR TESTING MY FAITH GOD I LOVE GOD HOORAY"

Post by **mania-[ker]** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:45 pm

the story of job is pretty funny but the book is written in an awful verse scheme that makes it almost unreadable