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Alexis Janson
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by Alexis Janson » Thu Jun 29, 2006 12:09 am
Revelation 6:14 wrote: The sky receded like a scroll, rolling up, and every mountain and island was removed from its place.
You have to admit, that sounds pretty cool. I'm a little unclear as to where the sky is going to roll up to, though. Maybe it'll roll up one side and down the other, like a sunroof. And then the people on that side of the earth will... hm.
Well, no matter!
Schroedingers Cat
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by Schroedingers Cat » Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:04 am
AND THEN EVAN DARROW CAME ALONG AND RUINED EVERYTHING .
Zenith Nadir
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by Zenith Nadir » Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:18 pm
evan darrow is zzt's greatest megastar
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved
Overall: Rotton egg for breakfast
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Im Zamros
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by mania-[ker] » Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:24 am
Revelation is the worst book of the bible
wait except numbers deuteronomy and levitticus are pretty awful too
well it's definitely in the bottom 5
Ryan Ferneau
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by Ryan Ferneau » Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:10 am
Is that verse referring to the idea that the world is actually a ZZT game, and somebody's going to edit it to remove all the scenery?
MadTom
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by MadTom » Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:19 am
zamros wrote: Revelation is the worst book of the bible
wait except numbers deuteronomy and levitticus are pretty awful too
well it's definitely in the bottom 5
Basically the only good books in the Bible are Ecclesiastes and the gospels.
Zenith Nadir
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by Zenith Nadir » Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:35 pm
and i beheld a pale horse, and his name who sat upon him was madtom
and hell followed with him.
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved
Overall: Rotton egg for breakfast
MadTom
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by MadTom » Sat Jul 01, 2006 4:13 pm
And all who cried out the name of Zenith Nadir were saved.
Quantum P.
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by Quantum P. » Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:59 am
(Ain't an MP3 Encoder)
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Im Zamros
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by mania-[ker] » Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:47 am
Tomsacold wrote: zamros wrote: Revelation is the worst book of the bible
wait except numbers deuteronomy and levitticus are pretty awful too
well it's definitely in the bottom 5
Basically the only good books in the Bible are Ecclesiastes and the gospels.
genesis??? exodus????
i liked joshua too, all that horn blowing and walls falling and shit
and the gospels sucked
MadTom
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by MadTom » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:05 am
I actually think Genesis is pretty dull, there are only a few good stories in it and a lot of them are supposedly based on myths that antedate the bible by hundreds of years. The endless genealogies don't help either.
I guess Moses fucking up with the water and the rock in Exodus (?) is a pretty neat story.
Zenith Nadir
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by Zenith Nadir » Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:14 am
what about the book of job, i think that's hilarious
"oh no my family is dead and i'm homeless and i have some horrible disease and a bunch of other shit happened and death will be merciful release but IT'S ALL A TEST FROM GOD THANKS FOR TESTING MY FAITH GOD I LOVE GOD HOORAY"
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved
Overall: Rotton egg for breakfast
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Im Zamros
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by mania-[ker] » Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:45 pm
the story of job is pretty funny but the book is written in an awful verse scheme that makes it almost unreadable