In desperate need of data!
Who is the best female comedian?
Who is the most handsome actor?
Who is the most intelligent actress?
What car is the most comfortable?
Please reply because I need to know these things in order to fit in here on Earth. I mean, I'm curious.
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- There are no funny female comedians. Seriously. If I had a gun to my head I'd say Sarah Silverman cuz she's the only female comedian whose name I know offhand. Plus she's alright on that crank yankers show.
- Some would say Johnny Depp. Others would say Brad Pitt. My vote, though, goes to that big chunk of sexy ED NORTON.
- Natalie Portman went to Harvard. She's not much of an actress, though. I'd have to go with Paris Hilton on this one.
- My Dad has an Infiniti FX35. It's damn comfy. Also comfortable: Volkswagen Jetta, BMW Z4, and Lincoln Town Car.
- Some would say Johnny Depp. Others would say Brad Pitt. My vote, though, goes to that big chunk of sexy ED NORTON.
- Natalie Portman went to Harvard. She's not much of an actress, though. I'd have to go with Paris Hilton on this one.
- My Dad has an Infiniti FX35. It's damn comfy. Also comfortable: Volkswagen Jetta, BMW Z4, and Lincoln Town Car.
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1. i like dawn french and jennifer saunders, they are very funny
jo brand is good
also victoria wood, although that depends how high a tolerance you have for comedy songs
these are all british types. most female american comedians are either stand-up types who make jokes about their periods and stuff, or unfunny comedians turned sit-com actresses who may or may not be lesbians. booooring
2. hollywood is gay
3. hollywood is still gay, i have not changed my opinion on this matter in between this reply and the second
also paris hilton isn't an actress, she's an overexposed mutant stick insect/human hybrid with too much money who WON'T GO AWAY
4. i've not sat in enough to form an informed opinion
jo brand is good
also victoria wood, although that depends how high a tolerance you have for comedy songs
these are all british types. most female american comedians are either stand-up types who make jokes about their periods and stuff, or unfunny comedians turned sit-com actresses who may or may not be lesbians. booooring
2. hollywood is gay
3. hollywood is still gay, i have not changed my opinion on this matter in between this reply and the second
also paris hilton isn't an actress, she's an overexposed mutant stick insect/human hybrid with too much money who WON'T GO AWAY
4. i've not sat in enough to form an informed opinion
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved 
Overall: Rotton egg for breakfast
Overall: Rotton egg for breakfast