THE FUTURE IS AWESOME

nondescript · Post by **nondescript** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 12:18 am

[16:10] <Nadir> like i said the other day, i can't wait for doom 3 to become abandonware
[16:10] <Nadir> we'll all be like LOL LOOK AT THESE SPECS
[16:10] <nondescript> by then we'll have like holograms
[16:10] <Flimsy> holosynthoflavograms
[16:10] <nondescript> you'll plug a wire into your head
[16:11] <nondescript> and you'll really be there fighting zombies
[16:11] <Flimsy> no, you’ll have an antenna
[16:11] <Flimsy> it’ll be wireless
[16:11] <nondescript> yes
[16:11] <nondescript> because that's funnier looking
[16:11] <Nadir> you'll get electric shocks when you get blown up
[16:11] <nondescript> yes
[16:11] <nondescript> TETRIS IS A WORLD OF PAIN
[16:11] <Nadir> haha shit
[16:12] <nondescript> skullie said that i think
[16:12] <Nadir> that would be nasty-assed torture
[16:12] <Flimsy> also the computer can control your body while you’re playing, and do simple activities for you
[16:12] <Nadir> forcing someone to play tetris non-stop
[16:12] <Flimsy> like getting on the bus or going to the bathroom
[16:12] <Nadir> and every time they lose they get shocked
[16:12] <Nadir> a lot
[16:12] <nondescript> flimsy or eating
[16:12] <nondescript> so like
[16:13] <nondescript> mmorpg addicts become even more ridiculous
[16:13] <Nadir> everquest
[16:13] <Nadir> yes
[16:13] <Flimsy> or doing your menial job, or buying things at the store
[16:13] <nondescript> yeah
[16:13] <nondescript> holy shit
[16:13] <Nadir> flimsy you'd end up buying tampons instead of cereal
[16:13] <Flimsy> so eventually everyone will be an organic robot with their mind endlessly trapped in cyberland
[16:13] <Nadir> then aliens invade
[16:13] <nondescript> it'd be like the matrix, except everyone knows about it and doesn't care
[16:14] <nondescript> because they'd rather be SLAYING THE DRAGON
[16:14] <nondescript> or running around in bullet time
[16:14] <Flimsy> one day they’ll get whiny and say GOODBYE TO ALL MY ONLINE FRIENDS FOREVER and come back to their body to find they’re a 60 year old alaskan bus driver
[16:14] <Nadir> and rightly so
[16:14] <nondescript> or using 3d excel
[16:14] <Flimsy> who’s wanted by the FBI
[16:14] <nondescript> flimsy :DD
[16:15] <nondescript> the future is awesome
[16:15] <nondescript> i love it

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 2:30 am

we're all fucked.

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:45 am

i posted that on ircman already with all the dumb bits cut out (ie. most of what i said, i was tired at the time and thus not funny)

http://crankgod.rocketjump.org/ircman/i ... ay&id=1043

Zandor 12 · Post by **Zandor 12** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:01 am

So who spammed ircman? There's like 40 pages of crap there.

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:17 am

Whoever did that is a gay guy.

--------------------------------------> :hippy:
PENISQUEEN

Post by **zamros** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:49 pm

ando i jerked off to your avatar

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:10 pm

yeah, shantae is pretty damn hot

speaking of which i need to finish that game

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:21 pm

Yeah I knew that there was a video game of her but I haven't played it yet. I just have her as an avatar so that I can see her love every day.

Also those oversized emoticons really suck.

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:46 pm

i'm not changing them

i won't stop anyone else from doing it though

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 7:13 pm

The story of how Shantae came around is pretty cool

It started out as a Super NES game, but then the Super NES died before WayForward could find a publisher. They didn't want to scrap all their nice sprite art to do 3D models for the N64 or the Playstation (though I don't see why they couldn't just make really nice sprite art for those consoles), so they started a version on Gameboy Color.

Capcom took a look at it and said "Hey, this is a pretty damn good game, we'll publish it". They did so, and it was the best damn Gameboy Color game ever. Too bad it came out right when the Gameboy Advance did; it didn't get nearly as mush popularity as it deserved.

There is a Shantae Advance that is nearly finished, but nobody will swoop in and publish it; there's talk that Namco will publish it, but nothing is confirmed.

Also:

Shantae here is clickable.

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 8:46 pm

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Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 9:15 pm

stak you owe me a new pair of pants now

god damn i hope shantae advance gets published

32-bit shantae will make me a happy nadir

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 9:32 pm

Hold on to your cocks, folks, because here are some motherfucking Shantae Advance screenshots (for those of you who didn't bother with the link earlier)

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:13 pm

I like video games! 8-)

nps · Post by **nps** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:59 am

Teenagers could use this computer game to train for violence and sex! No mother should let her child play this game!