Zamros

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Zamros wrote:Moose, moose moose, This is Zamros. An urgent message right now, because I'm

in Manhattan right now. I am in New York city, the famous new york city and

I am drunk as a motherfucker. I'm not throwing up, I'm not throwing up or

anything..but..alright, just don't- get all those false (?)* out of your

head I'm not throwing up like you.

I am standing on a street right now and there is a car going off in the

background, and I am drunk as a motherfucker, You got that? Just tell

everyone in the ZZT community. I know you have the influence, I know you

have all that shit. Now, I want you to listen to this twice, alright?. Once

pay attention to it, the second time transcribe it. Is that clear?ok good.

now, when you transcribe it I want you to transcribe every word, I want you

to transcribe it twice. Once just listening to it once, and another time so

you get it accurate just checking over your first transcription. Is that

clear? Good.

After you transcribe it I want you to post it in the off topic forum under

topic name "Zamros", just "Zamros". Clear? Absolutely Zamros. After you post

it I want you to sticky it, alright? I want you to make it a sticky, cause I

love stickies, alright.

and after you do that I want you to post under the transcription of this

that uhh you love Zamros (which you do), and that Zamros loves you (which he

does).


And uhh.. honestly that's all I have to say. Remember to do all of this or

else I will be very angry at you when I come back, which will probably be

Sunday night or Monday night depending on what I do tomorrow.

So that is all. Thank you very much.
Zamros just left that EXACT message on my cellphone, at 12:05 in the morning. I called him back right after that and he was slurring words and it was awesome. The point is, I love Zamros, and Zamros loves me.



*I couldn't understand what he said here, even after listening 7 times =(
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no i love you more
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Post by dave2 »

I'd like to say here that I've always loved zamros, but that's not true. I love you now, zamros.
I'm back for more ZZT fun!
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Post by Ryan Ferneau »

no i luv u more
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Post by zamros »

SEVERAL THINGS:

1) The mystery word is "PRETENSES" False pretenses, get rid of them.

2) 12:05 in the morning for YOU! 1:05 in the morning for ME.

3) PICTURES!

http://www.ofoto.com/PhotoView.jsp?&col ... 7919002105

http://www.ofoto.com/PhotoView.jsp?&col ... 1419002105

http://www.ofoto.com/PhotoView.jsp?&col ... 3039002105

http://www.ofoto.com/PhotoView.jsp?&col ... 1529002105 (goofiest smile i have ever made)


anyway, that is all

keep on truckin'
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Post by Ryan Ferneau »

How do you make those photos work? When I click on the links, I only get blank pages. Well, there is some HTML:

<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN">
<HTML><HEAD>
<META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=windows-1252"></HEAD>
<BODY></BODY></HTML>
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Post by Dr. Dos »

^^^ I'm with stupid
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Post by phunk »

dos i love your avatar
tamagotchis rock
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Post by 833 »

Phunk is a minor wrote:dos i love your avatar
tamagotchis rock
Tamagotchi? I thought the Traumagotchi joke in one of the AKware games was funny as hell (Be2?)
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Post by MadTom »

Scorch, this topic died four months ago, sticky or nay.
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Post by Ryan Ferneau »

Huh, yeah, why is this sticky? Who got the stickiness all over it?
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Post by Dr. Dos »

Zamros with his mighty penis of course.
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