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576 · Post by **576** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 3:50 pm

That cartoon has got to be one of the funniest things on sunday late night telly in years. Anyone seen it? He's one scene, sorry if you havn't seen that bit yet
Bush is about to board Air Force 1, and he enters the plane.
Bush: Where do I sit?
Air hostess: In that seat their Mr. President
(their is only 1 seat on the plane)
Bush sits down, straps himself in. A moniter moves down from the celing, and stops infront of him. A hostess appears on screen.
Hostess: Ladys and gentlemen, due to the increasing risk of engine failure and terror attacks, excuse me, Mr. Bush, put down that comic book. this is important
Bush (puts book away): Aw darn.
The hostess procedes through the safty drill, which states bush will be ejected in a huge orb if a failure occours, a helecopter flying overhead with a huge baseball bat will hit the sphere, knocking it to a desert island safe base, where a huge baseball glove will catch the ball.

Another scene, Bush and Schwarzenegger are talking about how to stop Bin Laden.
Bush: Got it Mr. Schwarzenmcgreger, use your time machine from Terminator.
Arnie: Mistah Bush, that was a moovie! It was fiction?
Bush: What's fiction?
Arnie: Things like sci-fi movies, some books.
Bush: Ah, like Hitler.
Arnie: No, that was fact. Fact is real, fiction is not.
Bush: Sadam Hussain, Fact?
Arnie: Yes.
Bush: Tony Blair, fiction?
Arnie: No, that was fact.
(bush and arnie talk a bit, about fact and fiction)
Bush: Iraqi Weapons of mass destruction, that was fiction.
Arnie: No, that was fact, or was it? God, you're confusin me now.

One funny show it is. I don't know if it's in America, but it makes fun of nearly every famous person. Ant and Dec, Jordan, David Beckam and his family, Leslie Ash, Simon Cowell, Tony blair and his gang of so called govoners, Bush, Hussain, Osama, Schwarzenegger and that's only a few of them.

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:25 pm

2d-tv is not funny because it's like "buhuhuh george w 'dubyah' bush is stupid!!!!!!! his general talks to him with a sock puppet!!!!!!!!!!!! lol"

that monkey dust thing is pretty good though

although i want to see spaced again, that rocked

or some more brass eye, or jam or anything else by chris morris. i miss having more than ten tv channels

actually there's a lot of stuff on late-night tv that's better than 2d-tv

except 'my hero', of course. i hate that show

also most americans have never heard of ant and dec, they are lucky

and most of them don't know who david beckham is on account of "soccer" being a sport for girls in america while the guys play their own homoerotic version of "football" which is like rugby with pads and helmets and silly shirts and isn't really football so much as "dive-around-and-jump-on-people-also-kick-the-ball-occasionally-ball"

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:48 pm

My Hero is terrible. :P

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 7:31 pm

I don't like bush on account of him being a retard, but I don't like scorch either and this seems dumb.

in conclusion: Zaphod

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 9:14 pm

I'm going to have to agree with Mooseka on this one.

Also: :out:

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 9:55 pm

What about "That's My Bush"? Did anybody like that show?

superbowl shuffle · Post by **superbowl shuffle** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 10:55 pm

I guess not. I don't remember if I liked it.

Also nobody seems to like Primetime Glick. Fuck ass that show is great.

"You're from the South, yet there's not a trace of a Southern accent. What is Rob Lowe running away from?"

576 · Post by **576** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:46 pm

Zenith Nadir wrote:2d-tv is not funny because it's like "buhuhuh george w 'dubyah' bush is stupid!!!!!!! his general talks to him with a sock puppet!!!!!!!!!!!! lol"

actually there's a lot of stuff on late-night tv that's better than 2d-tv

also most americans have never heard of ant and dec, they are lucky

and most of them don't know who david beckham is on account of "soccer" being a sport for girls in america while the guys play their own homoerotic version of "football" which is like rugby with pads and helmets and silly shirts and isn't really football so much as "dive-around-and-jump-on-people-also-kick-the-ball-occasionally-ball"

I said Sunday late night tv Zen. Most good shows are on weeknights.

Americans are wimps. I played Rugby at school, and i didn't want to run around in all that stupid american style padding. I remember at college though, when my group played a game of soccer, it was like bloody rugby, with people getting stuck in to each other.

Don't diss Ant and Dec, the're better then certain other UK tv hosts.

My Hero isn't the worst thing on TV. Try corrie and Eastenders, jesus, if i wanted to be bored to death, i'd tune into the house of commons.

Stak, Mooseka: I didn't ask for any I don't like scorch shit, i just asked a question about a certain TV show. What's the matter with you people? If i act like a total arsehole, i get my head chewed off. If i ask a question, i get my head chewed off. If i have a disagreement with another user, i get my head chewed off. What's the problem, or are you all just a bunch of jerks?

Comodore: I agree about that.

And Bush is a retard, and he uses Tony Blair (fellow retard) as his little lankey. I can't wait to the next elections. Get that bastard out of downing street. Hey, Zen, you're 18 now right? Who would you vote for?

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 7:06 pm

Gunther wrote:Stak, Mooseka: I didn't ask for any I don't like scorch shit, i just asked a question about a certain TV show. What's the matter with you people? If i act like a total arsehole, i get my head chewed off. If i ask a question, i get my head chewed off. If i have a disagreement with another user, i get my head chewed off. What's the problem, or are you all just a bunch of jerks?

i don't like scorch.

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 7:44 pm

Neither do I.

Therefore: :*:

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 8:12 pm

Gunter wrote:Hey, Zen, you're 18 now right? Who would you vote for?

also nadir is either 20 or 21, I forgot.

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 8:21 pm

Scorch has a tasty head, that's all :(

97 · Post by 97 » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:07 pm

Gunther wrote: Stak, Mooseka: I didn't ask for any I don't like scorch shit, i just asked a question about a certain TV show. What's the matter with you people? If i act like a total arsehole, i get my head chewed off. If i ask a question, i get my head chewed off. If i have a disagreement with another user, i get my head chewed off. What's the problem, or are you all just a bunch of jerks?

HE'S ABOUT TO BREAK.
=D

spekk · Post by **spekk** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:42 pm

scorch ol' boy wrote:What's the matter with you people? If i act like a total arsehole, i get my head chewed off. If i ask a question, i get my head chewed off. If i have a disagreement with another user, i get my head chewed off. What's the problem, or are you all just a bunch of jerks?

It seems you have realized the fact whatever you do, people will hate you for it. Now you just have to realize you may as well leave.

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:46 pm

or shuffle on over to the bang forums.

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