The "official" penis size thread, POST QUESTIONS H

wildkarrdex · Post by **wildkarrdex** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 2:11 pm

Alright, after another long, long, long thread about penis size, I recieved a few PMs about the [now gone] penis size thread being too long. So, here you have a brand new one to fill up with questions and answers.

As always, we'll do our best to give you the right answers and do it fast -- and you guys can make our job a lot easier by keeping every penis size post in this thread! We do appreciate it, and now...

...ask away. And make sure you vote in the poll as well, it'll be the ultimate resource to go along with what I'm sure will turn out to be a tremendously long thread.

[Make sure you read the Boys Puberty FAQ before posting!]

Thanks to govteen for this informative idea for an important post!

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Tue Mar 30, 2004 3:07 pm

my vote is in.

46 · Post by 46 » Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:21 pm

A billion million miles

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 12:19 am

Whoops I said 8-9, I didn't realize you meant when it was erect omglol

FSFunky · Post by **FSFunky** » Thu Apr 08, 2004 2:36 pm

Heh, you expect to me to calculate the metric equivalent! SURELY THE HUGE NUMBERS WOULD REQUIRE A SUPERCOMPUTER TO PROPERLY CALCULATE...

phunk · Post by **phunk** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 6:01 am

2 inches flaccid
4.5 inches erect
and the sad part is that i'm not even kidding
at least i have fsf :fsfunky:

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 6:11 am

IF PHUNK HAS GOTTEN LAID THERE IS HOPE FOR ME YET.

Kjorteo · Post by **Kjorteo** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 11:13 pm

There should be more categories aside from "less than 8" so people like me with six don't get tossed in the same pile as..like...three. =(

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 12:30 am

kjoreoheorhyrjyhiwrj six or three doesn't matter.

ladies still can't feel when you're in.

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 6:11 am

...They aren't that deep. Really.

phunk · Post by **phunk** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 6:16 am

yeah ryan's right
you really don't need to be in that deep, anyway
porno is misleading
and having sex in real life is funny
i had to restrain my laughter at the sound of my balls slapping up against her ass

Kjorteo · Post by **Kjorteo** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 6:35 am

Well, porn lies to you about the whole hierarchy of 'masturbation is OK, petting from someone else is better, intercourse is HOLY CRAP OH MY GOD ORGASM.' In real life, you get used to masturbation enough that actual sex feels weird and your body doesn't really know what to make of it, which can easily lead to trouble performing.

That or I'm just a failure in bed. =(

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 7:20 am

Let's just say that porno in general is a sham.

phunk · Post by **phunk** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 7:43 am

Kjorteo wrote:Well, porn lies to you about the whole hierarchy of 'masturbation is OK, petting from someone else is better, intercourse is HOLY CRAP OH MY GOD ORGASM.'

first off, masturbation is okay.
second, i agree that someone else jerking you off is awkward.
third, intercourse is better. not with canines, as in your case, but with a human female, yes it is better.

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 9:36 am

Okay, but what if you manage to masturbate like 20 times in a row? Is that still worse?

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The "official" penis size thread, POST QUESTIONS H

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The "official" penis size thread, POST QUESTIONS H