Let Him Know Here His Balls Are Friends

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:17 am

kjorteo i have two essays written by goons.

One is a guy who decided to take an exam before dropping the (chemistry I think) class.

Another is a serious essay on bukkake.

Kjorteo · Post by **Kjorteo** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:20 am

give me them both

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:57 am

I can't find the test, but I did find a terrible essay

http://zzt.org/dr_dos/temp/page1.png
http://zzt.org/dr_dos/temp/page2.png
http://zzt.org/dr_dos/temp/page3.png
http://zzt.org/dr_dos/temp/page4.png
http://zzt.org/dr_dos/temp/page5.png

http://zzt.org/dr_dos/temp/bukkake.pdf

oh and my current clipboard is: http://zzt.org/dr_dos/temp/bukkake.pdf

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:47 am

Curse you, Wii Opera Browser

Curse your inability to read pdf files

Schroedingers Cat · Post by **Schroedingers Cat** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:13 pm

Hey everyone, im kind of new to posting in this section and i need some help, ive been working on this forever and realy hope the things required to finish it are not above my skill level.

Idea:
Cojaner Lathmerian is an imperial man in a wealthy family of aristicrats, after the rest of his family is killed, he inharits a massive fortune and begins puting his life long dream into the real world. He wants to conqour, and conqour he will, in a sense... He sets off with a load of Nord Barbarian mercinaries from Skyrim, goes to solstime, is kicked of by the locals(Rather violently) and then paracticly circles Vvanderfell and the to a small Island chain, he lands on the largest island in the chain, he names it Gothmear Island and after begining construstion on a stone fort, sends his men of to conqour the rest of the islands. They find a total of four plus Gothmear. After deciding most of them are worthless, they pick a rather promosing island, the local nords sell themselves out as gaurds, and the rest of naigboring island's inhabatints are deportid to a quickly erectid slum. The local pub becomes rather well known to pirates and sea-scum, the port erectid by town has a docking fee, so most boaters just drop anchor over by the inn, as there are no real services other them transportation in town. The long turn plan for the slum is to become a mining community. But the problome is, no one on the island knows the first thing on how to make a mine. so while expansion on that un-named port town continues at a stand still, the locals of Gothmear who live in the woods meet Conjaners men, fights insue, and gorila warfare breaks out. Conjaners fortune is masive and he can susstane his "Empire" in this state for a very long time before he runs out of septims. So now both the newly founded rangers guild and this "Lathmeic Empire" Are seaching for help with winning this completly ideodic war. Whos going to step up to the plate and join a faction? Some idiot looking for fun and some luaghs, thats who.
Things i hope to have in this mod:
-A big climactic battel-

-Jail-break-

-Gurila tactics-

-Routy and wasted nord mercinaries-

-Drinking games with said nord mercinaries-

-A rangers guild filled with funny charecters lacking any want of imperialism-

-A fool un-fit to order a drink at a bar because he doesnt know how to word the command trying to run a band of mercinaries who are insainly overpaid and a sense of ditereating morale and obedince-

-Two difrent courses for the player to choose-

-Funny dialoge and goofy charecters-

=If any of this sounds interesting to you, please read on=

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/comp26.gif) umm. i was just wondering if some of you who had real experince moding could help me figure out some problomes with finishing my mod, and find a place for people to get it. Heres the list of questions i cant answer and things i cant find/get.
-How do i make a multi choice quest with two aposing factions with a big battel wich will have to have you and youre side as the denfenders.
-Companion script, if anyone could link me to a place where i could find this.
-A nice place to post a public download.
-Scripting for dummies link.
-Portable bed/tent you can sleep in and move around.
-AI that can shoot a cross-bow strait, cause my AI just cant seem to manage.
Note: I've done all the basic totorials linked on the forum so please dont just link me to that page.

Please, i know alot of this is over my head, but i can put it of until i learned if thats what it realy comes down to, but i want to try and do as much as possible.

gingermuffins · Post by **gingermuffins** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:00 pm

Cojaner Lathmerian

Link?

also

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:48 pm

what game is that it looks like it may be by jojoisjo given the neat-but-simple graphics coupled with terrible, terrible spelling

anyway

http://kentuckyfriedcruelty.com/superch ... /index.asp

Post by **Fungahhh** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:30 pm

Inside the shed, he accidenly activated a strange device. Bathed in a strange glow, the entire world seemed to transform. He found himself in a mall, filled with happy people.
"Greetings stranger." a passer by said, "Welcome to Digital MZX. Who are you?"

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:53 pm

Schroedingers Cat · Post by **Schroedingers Cat** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:26 pm

@Muffin Man: http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index ... pic=747157 (A Morrowind mod idea that is not mine in any way)

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:42 pm

Thia is just another victory for Playstation. I have no idea what you idiots are moaning on about.

Schroedingers Cat · Post by **Schroedingers Cat** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:22 pm

A browsing Victorian chap
Encountered a server mishap.
The page was no more:
"Alas! Four-oh-four!"
Enough with this limerick crap.

Schroedingers Cat · Post by **Schroedingers Cat** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 6:58 pm

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Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:18 am

his speech is incorrigible and scrambled, which comes from Shigesato Itoi being inspired by a traumatic childhood experience where he mistakenly walked into an adult movie theatre and caught a glimpse of a sex/rape scene in the 1957 movie Kenpei and the Dismembered Beauty

Post by **Fungahhh** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:42 am

i'm dode
[19:47] <nuero> Have you purchase on single, Old Bricks, yet?
[19:47] <Dode> no, i single
[19:47] <nuero> Oh, OK.
[19:47] <Dode> i haven't bought the single but
[19:47] <Dode> probably or r oribaky wib;t