Moment of Lame

Post by **MadTom** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 5:23 am

LOCAL FILMMAKER'S NEW MOVIE "ABOUT A MAN ... AND HIS FEET ... ARE IN A COFFIN"

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:55 pm

MaðTom wrote:
Zenith Nadir wrote:i'm sure i remember a few things about you from more than two years ago

don't think you'll escape that easily <:D
God damn it man, I meant in real life.

no excuse

Flimsy · Post by **Flimsy** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 8:02 pm

Ironically, the feet in a coffin thing is actually a LEMMER quote, which found its way into one of my scripts.

Lemmer comes up with quite a lot of movie ideas.

HLRLHGRLHGLHRHLG: i should write a movie about you
HLRLHGRLHGLHRHLG: it will be called
HLRLHGRLHGLHRHLG: "tHE MAN WHO STOOD ON THE SHOULDER OF GIANTS BUT THEN fell off and fell into a puddle and got all wet from mud"
Towers of Index: will that be a metaphor, or not?
HLRLHGRLHGLHRHLG: it'll be a metaphor for you crying in the mud like a little whiny baby!

Flimsy · Post by **Flimsy** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:46 pm

HLRLHGRLHGLHRHLG: let's BLARF!
Towers of Index: ok
HLRLHGRLHGLHRHLG: that'll be the title of my horror film
HLRLHGRLHGLHRHLG: "blarf"
HLRLHGRLHGLHRHLG: it'll just be an hour and a half of someone screaming "BLAAAAAARF!"
HLRLHGRLHGLHRHLG: it won't be so much a horror film as it will be a blarf film

Post by **zamros** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:56 pm

i was in the 'crime watch' section of my county's newspaper back home. the article was about 3 inches long and called "cops: e-mail threats 'a prank'". It didn't mention my name, but it was obviously about me. I wouldn't have known about it if my friend didn't give me the clipping the day I came back from my suspension.

I still have the article, and I regard it as the pinnacle of my fame.

nondescript · Post by **nondescript** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:11 am

well, this one time i

PapaBear · Post by **PapaBear** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:33 am

OH man Wayne your avatar pic is so hypnotic! I make sme want to puke!!!

Kjorteo · Post by **Kjorteo** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 3:20 am

zamros wrote:i was in the 'crime watch' section of my county's newspaper back home. I am about 3 inches long

Kjorteo · Post by **Kjorteo** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 3:24 am

Anyway, I was in Nintendo Power once for like, having a high score. The ironic thing is that I had been trying to be in Nintendo Power for a while with no success at all, and then on a completely unrelated matter, I made some neat color palettes with my Super Game Boy and sent pictures because I thought they would care. (Nintendo Power kids were mostly known for being retarded, which is why Seanbaby's Nintendo Power page is so awesome.) Anyway, the one time I wasn't trying to get featured, they looked at my picture and said "Oh hey this is a pretty high score; let's print this."

I wish I remembered what issue that was, but I don't. All I know is that it was for getting like 99.8% or 100% or something on Donkey Kong Land.

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:27 am

Kjorteo wrote:
zamros wrote:i was in the 'crime watch' section of my county's newspaper back home. I am about 13 inches long

let me fix that for you.

wil · Post by **wil** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 6:05 pm

Dr. spychic telepohnoe ma wrote:
Kjorteo wrote:
zamros wrote:i was in the 'crime watch' section of my county's newspaper back home. I am about 16 inches long

FIBBBBBONACHI GO

BoonoB · Post by **BoonoB** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:29 am

i wrote a letter that got in the paper and got a $15 mcdonalds voucher for it!

also once i won some books and another time i won age of empires II

also various school related certificates before madtom and the weight of the world crushed me

the weight of madtom ahaah i'm saying he's fat

edited to fix grammatical hilarity!

Post by **MadTom** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 3:36 am

BoonoB · Post by **BoonoB** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:13 am

hey madtom i yoinked a laptop from my office and am ON IT IN THE STAFFROOM RIGHT NOW

with delicious soup i brought from home and all the coffee i want plus delicious biscuits

Post by **MadTom** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:12 am

Hooray!