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alas only one rant works.
BUT DRUSS IS A DJ NOW.
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The record [cat on turntable] is being spun [slapping hippo] by Druss [druss].
That is, Druss is spinning some fat beats. He's a DJ. That what DJs do. DJs spin fat beats. There's no point in asking why. It has no reason; it might not even make sense. But that doesn't change its truth. It's like the law of gravity, God's love, or the double nature of light. Gravity is an invisible force that acts between masses. God had His Son die for a bunch of screw-ups. Light sometimes acts like a particle, and sometimes it acts like a wave. DJs spin fat beats. Such phenomena is puzzling; it is impossible to explain. You just have to accept such things. They do not have causes, but are themselves causes. Druss is a DJ. Druss spins fat beats all the time. Why? Because DJs spin fat beats.
You have to make the leap of faith eventually; at some point, you will run into a fundamental truth that cannot be explained further. That is the definition of a fundamental truth: something that has no proof, but instead is part of the source of all proofs. For any two points there is one and only one line that passes through them. For every line there is a one-to-one correspondence of that line's points to the real numbers, where any point on the line is zero and any other point on the line is one. For a line in a plane, there is at least one point in the plane that is not on the line. For a plane in space, there is at least one point that is not in the plane. DJs spin fat beats. You have to accept such basic truths as being true. DJs spin fat beats. When one makes this leap of faith, the Z2 emoticons make sense, and one becomes enlightened.*
*+3 MadTom points
That is, Druss is spinning some fat beats. He's a DJ. That what DJs do. DJs spin fat beats. There's no point in asking why. It has no reason; it might not even make sense. But that doesn't change its truth. It's like the law of gravity, God's love, or the double nature of light. Gravity is an invisible force that acts between masses. God had His Son die for a bunch of screw-ups. Light sometimes acts like a particle, and sometimes it acts like a wave. DJs spin fat beats. Such phenomena is puzzling; it is impossible to explain. You just have to accept such things. They do not have causes, but are themselves causes. Druss is a DJ. Druss spins fat beats all the time. Why? Because DJs spin fat beats.
You have to make the leap of faith eventually; at some point, you will run into a fundamental truth that cannot be explained further. That is the definition of a fundamental truth: something that has no proof, but instead is part of the source of all proofs. For any two points there is one and only one line that passes through them. For every line there is a one-to-one correspondence of that line's points to the real numbers, where any point on the line is zero and any other point on the line is one. For a line in a plane, there is at least one point in the plane that is not on the line. For a plane in space, there is at least one point that is not in the plane. DJs spin fat beats. You have to accept such basic truths as being true. DJs spin fat beats. When one makes this leap of faith, the Z2 emoticons make sense, and one becomes enlightened.*
*+3 MadTom points
the turntable-pussy didn't load for me at first so yah, now I see it. :/
did I also mention how much I hate Druss and his inability to be funny and original? You know much?
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that's how much!
Although this show looks like it's awesome: http://nukereactor.50webs.com/rants/rantid8.html
Also I like how he makes fun of his "ex-friend" for the exact goddamn thing he does, Jesus.
oh man oh man oh man I have to keep editing this post because the deeper you digg:
We did have a full schedule at one point in time, but thanks to broken computers, religion, mic problems, and parents, we've had a few dj's that had to drop.
also I'm going to make a new post let's look at these DJs on cryptic radio.
did I also mention how much I hate Druss and his inability to be funny and original? You know much?
huge.jpg
that's how much!
Although this show looks like it's awesome: http://nukereactor.50webs.com/rants/rantid8.html
Also I like how he makes fun of his "ex-friend" for the exact goddamn thing he does, Jesus.
oh man oh man oh man I have to keep editing this post because the deeper you digg:
We did have a full schedule at one point in time, but thanks to broken computers, religion, mic problems, and parents, we've had a few dj's that had to drop.
also I'm going to make a new post let's look at these DJs on cryptic radio.
PRE-EDIT: OH god, they were a bunch of stupid fags used the heigth and width settings to make their huge pictures smaller :/ well fuck it it's late and I think one of these lines ought to at least register as a warm sensation if not a slight smile.
let's look at some juggaloz
FAG BECAUSE HE HAS SHIT ON HIS HANDS. SHIT. ON. HIS. HANDS.
NECKBEARD. single, if u a sexi lette hit me up and let me tap it. I'd prefer it you'd be able to spell "sexy" before you "tap" anything. It's a four letter word, it can't be that hard? It's only one more than ICP!
MOOSE
HeXuS is my fuckin tag if you step youll be leavin in a body bag........ MORE ELLIPSES THAN FINAL FANTASY 8! and nice rhyming there. Here let me try one: HeXus will never be driving in a Lexus. OH MAN AM I A JUGGOLA NOW.
Wow, Faygo does make the fags go away.
Oh man you're so wacky! Also you're not Da Josh, there is only Josh and we all know who that is!!
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OH MAN. These kids sure know how to be wacky and just crazy behind their webcams!
Sticking balls of steels in your face won't actually make it look any better nor does it compensate you for those dried up raisins you call testes.
Oh god :(
Nice "urban" look you've got in your grandmother's den there.
LEARN HOW TO USE A WEBCAM PEOPLE IT'S NOT THAT HARD. and no, upping the contrast won't hide your ugly.
let's look at some juggaloz
FAG BECAUSE HE HAS SHIT ON HIS HANDS. SHIT. ON. HIS. HANDS. NECKBEARD. single, if u a sexi lette hit me up and let me tap it. I'd prefer it you'd be able to spell "sexy" before you "tap" anything. It's a four letter word, it can't be that hard? It's only one more than ICP! MOOSE HeXuS is my fuckin tag if you step youll be leavin in a body bag........ MORE ELLIPSES THAN FINAL FANTASY 8! and nice rhyming there. Here let me try one: HeXus will never be driving in a Lexus. OH MAN AM I A JUGGOLA NOW. Wow, Faygo does make the fags go away. Oh man you're so wacky! Also you're not Da Josh, there is only Josh and we all know who that is!! :( OH MAN. These kids sure know how to be wacky and just crazy behind their webcams! Sticking balls of steels in your face won't actually make it look any better nor does it compensate you for those dried up raisins you call testes. Oh god :( Nice "urban" look you've got in your grandmother's den there. LEARN HOW TO USE A WEBCAM PEOPLE IT'S NOT THAT HARD. and no, upping the contrast won't hide your ugly.'Quantum P. said to Master MadTom, "I have just entered this monastery. I beg you to teach me."When one makes this leap of faith, the Z2 emoticons make sense, and one becomes enlightened.*
*+3 MadTom points
MadTom asked, "Have you eaten your porridge?"
Quantum P. replied, "I have."
"Then," said MadTom, "Ando is autistic."
At that moment Quantum P. was enlightened.'
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