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here's the story so far
Once upon a time, in z2, a thread was unlocked and millions of people died. Madtom was among the deceased....
THAT'S IT. I QUIT THE INTERNET NOW. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. as was an unidentified man to later be known as roberto de los santos, who previously enjoyed saying really really long sentences. I eat skin; specifically, skin on the tip. Sheffield tip's been my home ass on a hot day. I eat skin all day. Besides eating skin, skin eaters are known for their huge skin devouring skin pincers. Skin eaters typically come with two customisable body parts of varying skin colours and skin types. "Stop this. Stop this immediately." said Madtom (in five words). MadTom's skin is so soft. I want to touch it. Although not usually considered sentient, Kjorteo never said that pre-madtom! That was not five words. Guys I said stop it. Madtom getting laid by me. That I want to see. Come to ZZTCon right away! For once, I agree with MadTom. This isn't working, people. Cirrial is a huge fag. MadTom and Cirrial lick anus. Thread moved to off topic. Chekarta e gorta busu ulichev, borgen borgen smorgen smorgen gaborgen. ps. im cirrial dddurrrrr q and not u THE RETURN OF THE RAVEBARON hmmm Superbaron! *ahem* Very interesting, Tyrannous.
The three bears' rented appartment was a total dive, with an extremely fat woman living beside hobos with edible elbows. So one day, the bears went looking for madtom's large big gay multimillion-dollar man-love yacht! Once there, the bears saw the light of Jesus, and Shiny Happy People told them to convert from paganism to Christianity. THE UNIVERSE IS TOAST! Jazzy and Gorth were there trying the cold hand technique on themselves and each other. now htis is a stoyr all aout how my life got fliup tuynetd uupside aodnw and i'd like to tmake a misnute just sit right there i'll show you how i became t he pinrce of a town callewd beeeel air innnnnnnn waest fphilipdelpia born and raised on the playfrriund was wherei spnet most of my da ys chillin on cats and relaxin all cool and all shootin some b ball uotside of the skchoool when i couple of guys there were wup to no good! starting making trouble in my neijgnbourhood i got in one little finght and my mond got scared she said ur movin with ur aunie and ur anus in bel air i whislitepd for a cab and when it scame near thie lisncese plate said FREHS it had dice in the mirror if anything i could tell that this wolf was were but i thought man forgoet it yo home ot bel ari dnl.... dn dnd ndndn I! PILLED! up to the house oabout seven or eight i said to the ccabbie ho homie spell ya later!!! looked at the kingdom i was finally there to sit no my throne as the pinc of bel arir bendndndndndndnn WAS THAT FIVE WORDS YET nuero shut the fuck up. "Was that intentional?" said Quantum. Yes. In came Josh Homme for anal penetration, his favourite activity. But he seemed different today... for today was his birthday! Kjorteo, that made me lol. Dos lolled until he came across the deeply sad news that madtom had decided to become a satan worshipping buddhist and grow an extra penis to pleasure his favourite man-friend the hirsute, shambling abomination known as georgia the keen. Despite their shock, the bears BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO can't we lock this thread? Aplsos likes to eat poo. Wait, there were bears here? Suddenly Goldilocks enters the house. OH MY GOD there was suspense OH MY GOD "hey, who's this fine hoe?" (Link) this is a hoe. Get your benches and hoes. Needless to say, the shock caused by the unstoppable force-
Once upon a time, in z2, a thread was unlocked and millions of people died. Madtom was among the deceased....
THAT'S IT. I QUIT THE INTERNET NOW. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. as was an unidentified man to later be known as roberto de los santos, who previously enjoyed saying really really long sentences. I eat skin; specifically, skin on the tip. Sheffield tip's been my home ass on a hot day. I eat skin all day. Besides eating skin, skin eaters are known for their huge skin devouring skin pincers. Skin eaters typically come with two customisable body parts of varying skin colours and skin types. "Stop this. Stop this immediately." said Madtom (in five words). MadTom's skin is so soft. I want to touch it. Although not usually considered sentient, Kjorteo never said that pre-madtom! That was not five words. Guys I said stop it. Madtom getting laid by me. That I want to see. Come to ZZTCon right away! For once, I agree with MadTom. This isn't working, people. Cirrial is a huge fag. MadTom and Cirrial lick anus. Thread moved to off topic. Chekarta e gorta busu ulichev, borgen borgen smorgen smorgen gaborgen. ps. im cirrial dddurrrrr q and not u THE RETURN OF THE RAVEBARON hmmm Superbaron! *ahem* Very interesting, Tyrannous.
The three bears' rented appartment was a total dive, with an extremely fat woman living beside hobos with edible elbows. So one day, the bears went looking for madtom's large big gay multimillion-dollar man-love yacht! Once there, the bears saw the light of Jesus, and Shiny Happy People told them to convert from paganism to Christianity. THE UNIVERSE IS TOAST! Jazzy and Gorth were there trying the cold hand technique on themselves and each other. now htis is a stoyr all aout how my life got fliup tuynetd uupside aodnw and i'd like to tmake a misnute just sit right there i'll show you how i became t he pinrce of a town callewd beeeel air innnnnnnn waest fphilipdelpia born and raised on the playfrriund was wherei spnet most of my da ys chillin on cats and relaxin all cool and all shootin some b ball uotside of the skchoool when i couple of guys there were wup to no good! starting making trouble in my neijgnbourhood i got in one little finght and my mond got scared she said ur movin with ur aunie and ur anus in bel air i whislitepd for a cab and when it scame near thie lisncese plate said FREHS it had dice in the mirror if anything i could tell that this wolf was were but i thought man forgoet it yo home ot bel ari dnl.... dn dnd ndndn I! PILLED! up to the house oabout seven or eight i said to the ccabbie ho homie spell ya later!!! looked at the kingdom i was finally there to sit no my throne as the pinc of bel arir bendndndndndndnn WAS THAT FIVE WORDS YET nuero shut the fuck up. "Was that intentional?" said Quantum. Yes. In came Josh Homme for anal penetration, his favourite activity. But he seemed different today... for today was his birthday! Kjorteo, that made me lol. Dos lolled until he came across the deeply sad news that madtom had decided to become a satan worshipping buddhist and grow an extra penis to pleasure his favourite man-friend the hirsute, shambling abomination known as georgia the keen. Despite their shock, the bears BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO can't we lock this thread? Aplsos likes to eat poo. Wait, there were bears here? Suddenly Goldilocks enters the house. OH MY GOD there was suspense OH MY GOD "hey, who's this fine hoe?" (Link) this is a hoe. Get your benches and hoes. Needless to say, the shock caused by the unstoppable force-
It seems unlikely that this deeply unsatisfactory situation will be resolved by a new attempt to answer the old question; instead, as has been suggested by some of the most thoughtful students, we should expect to find that some part of the conceptual landscape in which this problematic entity resides must be reconstructed before it will come into focus.