because i've been playing it, and it's AWESOME. they basically changed everything about RE, except it still has zombies

see! (also see my avatar) they almost cut the zombies, but nine out of ten focus groups preferred fighting zombies to resident evil: FARMING OF THE DEAD
the controls are still the same, except there's a new over-the-shoulder camera that a) makes the controls 1000000x better and b) makes it possible to actually SEE the zombie that's right in your face and killing you

also it're more of an action game than survival horror, you beat the shit out of zombies left and right
also a parody of 90s action movies. it's got these random kung-fu cutscenes and awesomely bad one-liners
you can actually aim for the head, too

and instead of taking place in raccoon city, it's some random village in rural spain, and umbrella corp is in no way involved
plus it's got this guy with a giant tentacle penis. someone gets stabbed through the chest with it! you seriously can't beat that shit