guys ando is autistic

Aplsos · Post by **Aplsos** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:15 pm

it has come to my attention that page eighty-six

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:24 pm

I'm not autistic!

Don't fucking accuse me of these travesties!

I mean, there is something you can't understand!

(How I could just kill a man if he accuses me of being autistic)

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:33 am

Post by **MadTom** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 4:50 am

Guys I have a question

I have this uh friend, see, and uh he thinks he might be autistic

Anyway here's my question: How can you tell if you're autistic?? Is it like a pregnancy test or something

Post by **zamros** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:09 am

it is like a pregnancy test, except it's not sold anywhere, due to its semi-inhumane ways.

see, in order to find out if you are autistic, you have to pee on an autistic person's forehead. if after a few minutes, a patch in the middle of the forehead turns blue, then you are indeed autistic. however, if there is no patch present, you are not autistic.

because there is no way to replicate the reaction of an autistic body as such, they cannot sell commercial tests. however, it is a common practice to hunt down and tackle autistic children, pinning them down, and forcibly urinating on their heads. it is just another danger of being autistic.

hope this helps your friend!
-dr zamros
:keen:

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 5:47 am

This is accurate.

Post by **MadTom** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:27 am

Thanks Dr. Zamros that really helps

My friend, I mean

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:05 pm

AND I WAS THAT BOY

Post by **http://yahoo.com/** » Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:50 pm

that's pretty <strike>hot</strike> autistic

Post by **Quantum P.** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:44 am

→

And they said the colored barons would never get any use.

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 11:46 pm

I heard that the coloured barons are good for picking cotton.

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:09 pm

ahahahaha that's terrible

no seriously

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 10:02 pm

It might be terrible but it's been proven. They excel at it.

Zandor 12 · Post by **Zandor 12** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 12:28 am

Do they excel at it as much as Ando excels at being autistic?

nps · Post by **nps** » Sun Apr 10, 2005 12:33 am

fuck guys

fuck