guys ando is autistic

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 4:17 am

Blow it out your ear, page 81!

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:51 am

9^2

&o

FSFunky · Post by **FSFunky** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:57 am

can we reach the magic 100-page mark? :o

949 · Post by **949** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:39 pm

not unless i stop posting!!!!!

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 3:56 pm

Damnit guys.

I wanted to be joke-admin today.

We could of had an autism field day.

FSFunky · Post by **FSFunky** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 3:58 pm

Ando wrote:Damnit guys.

I wanted to be joke-admin today.

We could of had an autism field day.

ur a joke

949 · Post by **949** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 4:31 pm

AUTISM IS NO JOKE

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:12 am

Guys

I have horrible news

Absolutely terrible news

It's just been confirmed that Ando is, indeed, not autistic

Philidelphia - Autism fans were shocked across the country when Ando J. Walford announced on Good Morning, America that he was not autistic. Ando Walford has been charading around the country for months, claiming that he was a victim of autism. He has given hundreds of motivational speeches, with titles such as 'I'm Autistic: How I Learned To Live With It, and How You Can, Too' and 'Autism Doesn't Need A Crutch To Survive; Neither Do You!'
Ando fans, autistic or not, were hugely disappointed. Sixteen-year-old autistic James Rodham has been a home-town hero for Scotsdale, Arizona, but now he feels that he "just can't go on." We interviewed him this afternoon. "I don't know, I mean, I've seen him speak about eight times. Yeah, eight. There's been a few times when he just didn't seem into it, into his message, you know?" Rodham said. "But I just thought, 'Hey, maybe he's having an off-day.' But I don't know. I don't know what to do about it.'
Others were hit even harder than Rodham. Twenty-one year old obsessive Ando fan Peter Shisson in Tallahassee, Florida, was found dead, the cause of which a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.
This surely is a nation in mourning. If we can't trust our autistics, who can we trust?

-CNN.com

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:38 am

Are you sure that this is not simply an April Fools jest gone horribly wrong?

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:51 am

No one jokes about autism.

Asshole.

Post by **Quantum P.** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 6:07 am

Ando, you must become autistic. You have to make things right again!!!1!

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 6:27 am

Philidelphia - Just twenty minutes ago, and in front of millions of viewers, Ando J. Walford made his State of the Autism speech to the people of Seattle, Washington. With his hair cut and his face cleanly shaved, he stood behind a podium, looking somewhat nervous, in his dark black pinstriped suit.
He made his speech as follows: "Hi. My name is Ando. I'm a promising male with atypical autism. How am I atypical autistic? Well, maybe you can find that out by reading my livejournal. Anyway, my interests include video games, some manga, genetic disorders, and autism. "
After stopping to clear his throat, take a small drink of water, and look at his notes, he continued: "I plan on becoming a world-renouned autism expert someday, and I think that I have what it takes. Especially since I have autism myself. Well, take care."
With that, he walked from the stage, leaving millions in confusion. Apparently, the entire matter had been a practical "April Fool's" joke, but to hundreds, it was a very serious matter. Some say they've lost a hero, some say they can't trust a dishonest man, and the parents of Peter Shisson are looking to take legal action.

CNN.com

Sorry for the false info, guys.

Post by **Quantum P.** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 6:52 am

Whew! I was really worried there for a moment!

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:28 am

Haha that was pretty funny!

craycpanda · Post by **craycpanda** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:21 am

more than you are anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol jk