happy birthday nerrow

Aplsos · Post by **Aplsos** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:38 am

:safe::safe::safe::safe:

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:01 am

thx

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:27 am

I wrote a Dragon Ball Z fanfic for you:

CONTINUED NEXT EPISODE

happy birthday

FSFunky · Post by **FSFunky** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:31 am

happy birthday nuero i brought you a hippo

:slap:

(just kidding that's a picture of me nekkid 4 u ;-* )

Post by **MadTom** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:08 am

MadTom - Happy Birthday Nuero (You're a Cock)

I tried to be as trv as possible

Here are the lyrics:

(MadTom) Happy birthday Nuero;
Ando is autistic.

(BoonoB) {screams "cock"}

(BoonoB) Here's some additional "cock" for you ... {various intonations of the word cock} ... Nuero's a cock ...

(BoonoB) {screams "cock"}

FIN

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:26 pm

lol dbz/star wars crossover fanfic

Post by **http://yahoo.com/** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:02 pm

In honour of nuero's birthday I have released this mediocre-quality 1st half of a fiction of great sexual deviancy.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NUERO (or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Feces)

It was a cold, rainy Tuesday afternoon and nuero was bored. Nothing could interest him anymore, so he decided he'd go upstairs and poke through his mother's dresser and see if there was anything there to interest him. As he climbed the staircase, he heard the flush of a toilet, and suddenly found himself thinking about the feces that would be rushing down the sewer pipes that very moment. To his astonishment, he discovered a growing bulge in his pants at this train of thought. He'd never thought about the erotic nature of gooey, steaming piles of shit before. He had a sudden vivid mental image of a pile of manure, and moaned loudly. His erection was raging, a quivering pole of desire waiting to be let free from its denim imprisonment. He began to rup his crotch frantically through his jeans, his moans echoing through the hallway, reverberating up corridors, as if there were a horde of masturbating superheroes with super-powered cocks rather than one lonely, aroused 17 year-old boy.

As nuero came in his pants, he thought wistfully of how he would love to redirect the toilet to pump out its scatalogical contents all over his bed, so he could spend all day revelling in its primordial feel. His cock jumped at this dream, and tore a hole in his jeans. He was now standing in the middle of his stairwell with the equivalent of a two-by-four standing erect for the whole world to see. Nuero was so shocked by this development that he could only reach down and try to push his throbbing member safely back inside his pants, but it wouldn't budge. Suddenly his mother finished drying her hands and stepped out of the bathroom and into the hallway, only to stop and gape at the sight of her son trying in vain to compose himself, blushing furiously. She found herself immensely turned on by the spectacle, and felt her panties getting wet.

"Let me help you with that," she purred, gliding closer to nuero's outstretched cock.
"But mum-" nuero exclaimed helplessly, and suddenly his protest was overcome by a wave of passion as his mother slid her hand up his turgid member. He noticed the line of brown mess that was left wherever her hand passed and gasped. "Is that-"
"Yes, dear," she replied, "I decided on your birthday that my young man should get his true education. Now I want you to break my cherry for me!"
"This isn't right!" nuero feebly protested once more, then felt his body explode with passion as his mother lowered her head and bit down on his cock.
"Don't you enjoy that? Now put on this diaper," she ordered, producing a cloth with pins on the side, "and get to work showing your mother how much you love her."
nuero didn't argue anymore, but got down on his knees and began to stimulate his mother, pawing at the crotch of her jeans. He brought down the zipper quickly enough, and was surprised to find a giant thong with the Superman logo on it!
"Surprised?" his mother cackled. "I am a superhero, and I'm going to have super sex! Now eat me out my boy!"

Nuero did as he was bidden, wondering what other strange yet arousing sexual tendancies his mother held in store. As he began to work on the rosebud opening of her vulva with his tongue, he suddenly felt a tugging, as if his head was caught in a tractor beam. The tugging increased, and nuero felt himself being sucked into his mother's vagina which was enlarging as more of his body was taken in.
"MOOOOTTTTHHHHEEERRRR!" he screamed loudly.

Part II will have even more vore, unbirthing and a scat cake, so be sure to watch this thread closely!

Post by **Quantum P.** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 1:02 am

nps · Post by **nps** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:05 am

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

oh god that was good

:keen:

Post by **MadTom** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 7:41 am

Revvy gets the biggest piece of birthday cake.

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 1:56 pm

Revvy wrote:turgid member

that sold it for me :D

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:19 am

I finally read that story.

Where's part two?

Post by **http://yahoo.com/** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:23 pm

it's cumming

do you see what i did there

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:53 pm

No.

What was it?

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:59 am

So when is part 2 of Revvy's story cumming out?

did you see what i did there? C=