Zack: Preppy, charming and totally gorgeous! Zach is a schemer who would rather stay up all night figuring how to get out of an exam than studying for it!
Slater: The All-American athlete with dimples to die for! Captain of Bayside's football team, Slater is a chauvinist who -- believe it or not -- has an emotional side. What a combo!
Screech: Class clown and electronic genius! When Screech turns on the power, the fun never stops!
Oh no! It's the attack of the 50-foot FSFunky! Who will defend us now?
In times of danger, a certain mild-mannered citizen of the city known as Ando becomes...
CAPTAIN AUTISM, defender of truth, justice, and the American autism!
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The citizens celebrate as their hero comes to fight the evil FSFunky menace.
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Captain Autism readies the Autistic Blaster and fires round after round at the FSFunky, but it doesn't seem to do any damage!
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He brings out the Autism Launcher, but alas! The homing mechanism jams! Captain Autism attempts to dodge the explosion, but it is too late.
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It seems our hero has perished. Has the nefarious FSFunky finally won?