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nuero · Post by **nuero** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:06 pm

this thread is boring as hell

i hate it

Post by **clecky** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:30 pm

i hate children

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:31 pm

ps

when you are referring to something that is multiple, such as problems, you should not say "there's problems" because that means "there is problems" and if you say this, you are retarded.

there are problems.

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:37 pm

hey

you're a dick and an asshole and i don't like you very much

but

here

http://viovis.chaosnet.org/g/a/a.shtml

nondescript · Post by **nondescript** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 7:45 pm

WarpZone wrote:For the record, it's http://www.chocobo.org/~butz/zzt.htm not http://www.chocobo.org/~butz/zzt.html . I about had a heart attack when that page didn't load.

stop being such a fucking know-it-all dickhead, pretty please

What's the community been up to, these past few years? And by "the community," I mean "the group of people who play and make ZZT games," not this loose (as in sexually promiscuous) coalition of furres, sexual deviants, and sexually deviant furres.

actually, they've become one and the same. most of the people who still bother making zzt are furries or horrible sexual deviants (eurakarte).

see, we all came together because of zzt, but when that got boring we still hung out on irc and z2 (i'm pretty sure people still cared about zzt on zzt.org).

so if you're only here for zzt, 1) stop whining, 2) forget about the community.

and if you want to join the elite circle, then uh it's probably too late because you got nuero to hate you. but you could try not coming off as a pompous ass, for starters.

FSFunky · Post by **FSFunky** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 9:49 pm

haha I like this WarpZone fellow. He's like Tyrannous only he uses his big words correctly.

I, too, hope that the situation gets fixed, but I'm not that impatient. :)

also, WarpZone, I still like ZZT, and actuallly do some work on my game now and then, but don't anyone else or they'll gangrape me. :sex:

also I'm fucking elite and I didn't need no fucking nuero to like me.

Eurakarte · Post by **Eurakarte** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 10:19 pm

i am not a fucking furry

dos is the furry

even though my name is yiff master that's what dos set it to because he's a jerk

and his name is dickgirl lover which is like some crazy mix-up

a comedy of errors

nondescript · Post by **nondescript** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 10:37 pm

Yiff Master wrote:i am not a fucking furry

dos is the furry

even though my name is yiff master that's what dos set it to because he's a jerk

and his name is dickgirl lover which is like some crazy mix-up

a comedy of errors

yeah

that's why i called you a horrible sexual deviant instead

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 11:02 pm

Yiff Master wrote:i am not a fucking furry

dos is the furry

even though my name is yiff master that's what dos set it to because he's a jerk

and his name is dickgirl lover which is like some crazy mix-up

a comedy of errors

Riddle me this, Batman

How is being a furry any worse than liking dickgirls

It is made even worse by the idea that somewhere out there really is a woman with a penis

908 · Post by **908** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 11:51 pm

nuero wrote:this thread is boring as hell

i hate it

Well, Damn. And here I went to all that trouble to design a thread that would be palatable to chain-smoking laboratory test animals. My dreams of becoming a professional writer are crushed.

Clecky wrote: i hate children

I'm right there with ya, man.

nuero wrote: ps

when you are referring to something that is multiple, such as problems, you should not say "there's problems" because that means "there is problems" and if you say this, you are retarded.

there are problems.

Duly noted... Thanks for proofreading my posts for me, man! I really appreciate it. I'll just go back and correct my previous post... hmmmm. That's odd. I can't find anyplace where I said "there's problems." Maybe I already changed it or something. Oh well.

nuero wrote: hey

you're a dick and an asshole and i don't like you very much

but

here

http://viovis.chaosnet.org/g/a/a.shtml

Thanks! :jump:

Woah... looking over this site... VERY thanks! This is exactly the kind of resource I was looking for! Why didn't this show up on Google? Why aren't any of the other ZZT sites linking to this? Oh well, thanks a lot, nuero! My grattitude is so massive that it can only be measured in "fuck-tons."

nondescript wrote: stop being such a fucking know-it-all dickhead, pretty please

Consider it done!

nondescript wrote: actually, they've become one and the same. most of the people who still bother making zzt are furries or horrible sexual deviants (eurakarte).

see, we all came together because of zzt, but when that got boring we still hung out on irc and z2 (i'm pretty sure people still cared about zzt on zzt.org).

so if you're only here for zzt, 1) stop whining, 2) forget about the community.

Wow. Fascinating. I honestly had no idea that ZZT had fallen, by default, into the hands of Furcadia pick-up artists. How long did you say this had been going on? A couple years now at least, right? I was utterly clueless.

But wait a minute... that begs the question... why aren't there any sadomasochistic ZZT games where you get raped by hermaphroditic centuars? I mean, it's not like there's a global shortage of disturbing prose, or anything.

I'm suddenly relieved the graphics in ZZT are so bad.

nondescript wrote: and if you want to join the elite circle,

Oh! No

. You just said the elite circle was a bunch of the kind of people who cut extra holes in their halloween costumes. I was just curious as to what was going on with ZZT.

nondescript wrote: then uh it's probably too late because you got nuero to hate you.

Oh, nuero hates everybody. It's in the rules. And hey, I'm comfortable with that.

nondescript wrote:but you could try not coming off as a pompous ass, for starters.

Nah.

Sheeze! You guys are replying to this boring as hell thread faster than I can keep up. Do all the boring as hell threads see this much play around here?

FSFunky · Post by **FSFunky** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:00 am

I like how you totally ignored my positive post WarpZone. :emo:

Also stop trying to be funny you're really bad at it. See funny is not literally spelling out something and then hoping to get a chuckle.

I say this especially because of this sentence:

And here I went to all that trouble to design a thread that would be palatable to chain-smoking laboratory test animals. My dreams of becoming a professional writer are crushed.

that's the kind of joke a robot would make, seriously.

bad WarpZone :slavedriver:

Also your entire post is just retarded I'd go into it, but it's past midnight and my mind isn't as nimble as it once was, so be happy you're getting off easy.

:pimp:

Eurakarte · Post by **Eurakarte** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:02 am

WarpZone wrote: But wait a minute... that begs the question... why aren't there any sadomasochistic ZZT games where you get raped by hermaphroditic centuars?

frost by zenith nadir

frost by zenith nadir

frost by zenith nadir

WarpZone wrote: Sheeze! You guys are replying to this boring as hell thread faster than I can keep up. Do all the boring as hell threads see this much play around here?

the stupid ones do

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:02 am

hi

idiot

you're a fucking idiot

my avatar sure does represent a picture of me

you fucking stupid idiot

fine, i'll go find EXACT examples of your stupid shitty grammar

"here's all the working ZZT links"

here are

you stupid fucking shit fuck

i wasn't checking your posts, i'm just letting you know that YOU'RE AN IDIOT

i didn't link you to a site so you could give sarcastic thanks like you do about everything

you stupid piece of shit

go away

Kjorteo · Post by **Kjorteo** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:16 am

nuero is cranky when random newcomers say mean things about furries in this thread

908 · Post by **908** » Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:17 am

FSFunky wrote:haha I like this WarpZone fellow. He's like Tyrannous only he uses his big words correctly.

I, too, hope that the situation gets fixed, but I'm not that impatient. :)

also, WarpZone, I still like ZZT, and actuallly do some work on my game now and then, but don't anyone else or they'll gangrape me. :sex:

also I'm fucking elite and I didn't need no fucking nuero to like me.

FSFunky: You flatter me. I think of myself more like Grimlock with a smattering of grammar.

You're not impatient enough to ask what's going on? You wouldn't post on a public forum full of experts when you lack some vital piece of information? I thought that's what forums were for!

Your secret is safe with me.

So... wait a minute, does being "elite" mean nuero likes you or nuero hates you? Waah! I'm confused! :headbang:

Yiff Master, nondescript, Stak... chill, guys! I wasn't talking to anyone in particular when I made that remark, nor was I implying that anybody's horribly disgusting fetishes are any better or any worse than those of your colleagues. I was just doing what the forum rules said and participating in the nonstop maelstrom of cynical sarcasm that is apparently the way we're expected to behave around here.

To be perfectly frank, this is exactly the kind of infighting that all too often tears apart close-knit communities of sexual deviants. Now just calm down, and give each other a hug... There. Okay, that's good, guys. No, really... that's enough... You can stop now! Ugh! Guys, don't do that... Ewww... I'm just gonna... I think I'm gonna take off now, gang... THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO GO IN THERE! OH, GOD! I'M BLIND! I'M BLIND! MAKE IT STOP! :emo: