Uh...if I win, it's because I spent almost every single waking hour of the contest designing my game, which had a cohesive (if not simple) story and my wicked awesome Gerbil engine.
Seeing as you crapped out an OMG I don't like Nadir :( joke entry in about twenty minutes the day before it was due, I don't see how you have any right to be jealous.
Now Jur, on the other hand, had a cool game. In fact, he's the reason I haven't quite taken it as a foregone conclusion that I won yet.
"You're alive," said the maker, and smiled at the aardvark.
<Kjorteo> "yiff"
<gbelo> Wanna yiff.
<Kjorteo> yes
<gbelo> No no no.
Zack: Preppy, charming and totally gorgeous! Zach is a schemer who would rather stay up all night figuring how to get out of an exam than studying for it!
Slater: The All-American athlete with dimples to die for! Captain of Bayside's football team, Slater is a chauvinist who -- believe it or not -- has an emotional side. What a combo!
Screech: Class clown and electronic genius! When Screech turns on the power, the fun never stops!
Money on the wood was all good cuz'n, but I'm the foo' who threw down the twenty.
Well while my game may look all phatt and all, but even I must admit defeat. It wasn't as nearly as fun as colosseum, and the effort you(kj) put into it deserved to be a winner. I was very impress with the gerb engine and I give you high props for your programming abilitaz.
Especially shit. I won't let these coprophobes nullify our Constitutional right to scat. When a Republican walks down the street, he doesn't mind the poverty, hunger, and sickness he sees. But when a man and a woman (or two men and two women) decide to express their love through the smothering, fondling, and eating of each other's feces, he immediately decides to write hate into our Constitution. Well, I won't have it. As president, I will never let the religious right take away our freedoms and I will be sure to only appoint judges who will uphold Delay vs. Scatmaster.
Vore will remain a state issue, as always.
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