british person

superbowl shuffle · Post by **superbowl shuffle** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:36 am

so i met a british person
there aren't too many here in america
and i was like
guessing with some other guy where he was from
and he was like there is a sothern city with the same name
and i kept saying buckingham and this guys like that is a palace and the british guy was like it'salso a place so i gave him the old high five
i tried to remember things from the british people here
and all i could remember was geordy
and he was like 'you mean jordy'
and i was like its been jordy the whole time and nobody told me

guys
it is not pronounced gordy
it is jordy
remember that
and think of me

turns out the place was burmingham
close i was
close

it was great
he picked up somebodys cellphone and called and was all british and was like i believe somebody left there penis here
he also mentioned something like
YOU NORTHERN SOMETHING
YOU SOUTHERN FAERIES
he said the north and south is like the american north and south
i was like bull shit

somebody british give me something to say
so if it say it
to a british person he will be shocked that some yankee knew it
like the british only secret

i know some sex pistols songs
that is it

tlhen some american guy there did a gollum voice to some random person
it was so awesome

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Sat Oct 09, 2004 11:11 am

yeah southerners are all pussies

it's true

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 2:31 am

I'm not British

I sometimes like to pretend I am, however

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 3:08 am

Oh no you don't!

Post by **Quantum P.** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:09 am

Stak wrote:I'm not British

I sometimes like to pretend I am, however

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:11 am

Quantum P. wrote:
Stak wrote:
Quantum P. wrote:

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 2:22 pm

Stak wrote:I'm not a woman

I sometimes like to pretend I am, however

MasterRaze · Post by **MasterRaze** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 3:13 pm

I'm british, and I'm a southener and nadir sucks. (for calling southeners pussies.)

southerners got the good accent.

northeners talk like this: fock off. or busturd. shit like that.

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Mon Oct 11, 2004 3:15 pm

northerners are also furry

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:38 am

Dr. Dos wrote:I'm not a racoon

I sometimes like to pretend I am, however

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:43 am

No, Doctor Dos is a raccoon who likes to pretend he isn't. He only wishes he could live in the world of us humans. By the way, did I ever tell you about the braindead raccoon who made a "tool-assisted recording" (fake and cheated video edit)?

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:42 am

Razor wrote:northeners talk like this: fock off. or busturd. shit like that.

I do not talk like that... much.

phunk · Post by **phunk** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:31 am

COMMODORE, YOU SIR ARE GAYER THAN THE MAYOR

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 3:19 am

GAY POST SANDWICH

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Tue Oct 12, 2004 8:15 am

wanker