Der Wille zur Macht

833 · Post by **833** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 2:52 pm

A bloke goes to the chemest and asks for some viagra, as the girls will be calling in on him later that night. He buys a new type, that's very effective. Next day, he comes in, and shows the lass behind the counter his dick, which is inflamed.
"Gimme some antiseptic cream." he says
"You can't put antiseptic cream on that!" the woman screams
"It's not for my dick, it's for my hand. The girls didn't turn up last night."

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:50 pm

Scorch's jokes make baby Jesus cry

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 5:55 pm

what we need right now is dos' GAYOMETER picture

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:39 pm

well AFH is down but i think it's on z2 also so uh

<img src="http://zzt.org/Dr_Dos/Gaymometermini.JPG">

rock.

Furry Jesus Freak · Post by **Furry Jesus Freak** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:25 pm

That should be an emoticon.

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:45 pm

That should be YOUR FACE

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 9:56 pm

jazzy i told them that like 2 years ago.

Zandor 12 · Post by **Zandor 12** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 1:03 am

Commodore wrote:Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

:)

:D

XP

I know it's not real German, but here's a translation anyway:

When is the beaten nun with and slaughter mayhem?

Yes! By her dog the or the Flipper wall tired!

*smiles, then chokes and falls over dead*

...

I don't get it.

VgameT · Post by **VgameT** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 6:51 pm

hey i have one too
what did santa bring michael jackson for christmas?
a child!!! ha ha ha

Furry Jesus Freak · Post by **Furry Jesus Freak** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 4:23 am

MJ IS A STALKER!

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 8:53 am

The best funny Michael Jackson picture is that one where he's riding the little tricycle to get away from the police cars or whatever. I don't feel like finding it now, so I'm sure someone else will do it for me. (This is how work gets done in the free world.)

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 3:51 pm

the best michael jackson joke is the one where they're not all the same damn joke

oh wait

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Sun Oct 03, 2004 4:01 pm

yeah that one rules.