Der Wille zur Macht

wildkarrdex · Post by **wildkarrdex** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:18 pm

A nine year old boy asks his mother,
"Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds
"Well God is both male and female."

This confuses the boy, so he asks,
"Is God black or white?"
"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."

This really confuses the boy, so he asks,
"Is God gay or straight?"
Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to
be consistent, the mother answers,
"Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with
understanding and he triumphantly asks...

"Is Michael Jackson God?"

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:53 pm

Pretty funny. I just sent that joke to my mom. I made a joke about a year ago, and here it is:

Q: How come there aren't any chairs at the meeting place of Michael Jackson's chapter of the boy scouts?

A: Because they all sit on his lap.

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 6:23 pm

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

:)

:D

XD

XP

Furry Jesus Freak · Post by **Furry Jesus Freak** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 6:29 pm

Q) How are Michael Jackson and a TV similar?
A) A three year old can turn them both on.

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:21 pm

Commodore wrote:Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer?

Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

:)

:D

XP

So you're fluent in German despite being Jewish? Your parents must hate you.

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:42 pm

FSFunky · Post by **FSFunky** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:58 pm

so ando when are you going to do the "i'm not going to be retarded anymore" part

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 8:21 pm

According to Monty Python that's the funniest joke in the world... in German, although it's complete jibberish, so I'm not really fluent, and when did I tell you I was jewish?

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 8:23 pm

hay Q why are meicheal jackosn jokes funny

A because he got accusecd of raping children and everyone jusst assumes its true

you're all dumb

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 8:36 pm

Commodore wrote:According to Monty Python that's the funniest joke in the world... in German, although it's complete jibberish, so I'm not really fluent, and when did I tell you I was jewish?

I read that you were Jewish in one of your game reviews. You know, the review where you comment that at the end of some game it tries to convert you to christianity. I don't know what the game is called.

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:02 pm

obviously he's christian after the game converted him.

superbowl shuffle · Post by **superbowl shuffle** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:56 pm

What's black and comes on little white cans? Give up? Michael Jackson!

And some others that all relate to him being accused of sexing little boys.

They're only really funny if you aren't expecting Michael Jackson to be the punchline.

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:59 pm

What do you call a Creed with red hair? Dead.

What do you call a Creed with black hair? Dead.

What did the Creed say as the hearse drove by? "Taxi!"

wildkarrdex · Post by **wildkarrdex** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:28 am

AGHHHH JEWSSSSSSSSSSS

:911:

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:32 pm

knock knock

who's there

nuero