Well, I'm Back.

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 4:21 pm

Clecky wrote:WHAT THE HELL

What?

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Sun Sep 19, 2004 11:17 pm

Try not to be dumb this time and you might be able to stay

Also you get -15 points for wanting to ban me

>:(

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:51 am

Stak wrote:Try not to be dumb this time and you might be able to stay

Also you get -15 points for wanting to ban me

>:(

Well you shouldn't of said that I was a pedophile.

833 · Post by **833** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:25 am

Ando wrote:
Stak wrote:Try not to be dumb this time and you might be able to stay

Also you get -15 points for wanting to ban me

>:(
Well you shouldn't of said that I was a pedophile.

Hey man, don't worry about it. The way we're friendly in this funnyfarm is to use insults.

Micah · Post by **Micah** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:37 pm

Every time you masturbate a kitten dies =(.

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:45 pm

everytime you masturbate to kittens a person dies.

there's no such thing as cancer, it's all from furries.

Post by **Quantum P.** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 2:17 am

Everytime you masturbate, you massacre millions of sperm. Not like they had a good chance of survival anyway, but if I was a sperm, I'd be pretty upset about having a life with no point and no real goal to work toward.

235 · Post by **235** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 2:36 am

what's the point of your life, quantum? it's more complicated and advanced than a sperm's life, but does it have a point?

that being said i say we start a cult and chop off our weiners

Ryan Ferneau · Post by **Ryan Ferneau** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 5:00 am

Microwave, you know what's going on. Lead these people to victory!

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 5:29 pm

Quantum P. wrote:Everytime you masturbate, you massacre millions of sperm. Not like they had a good chance of survival anyway, but if I was a sperm, I'd be pretty upset about having a life with no point and no real goal to work toward.

Hey, we were all a sperm once

Well, at least one half of us were

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:14 pm

Stak wrote:
Quantum P. wrote:Everytime you masturbate, you massacre millions of sperm. Not like they had a good chance of survival anyway, but if I was a sperm, I'd be pretty upset about having a life with no point and no real goal to work toward.
Hey, we were all a sperm once

Well, at least one half of us were

There are some infants who are formed from two sperm and one egg. They have what you would call "Triploid Syndrome", where they have three sets of chromosomes instead of the usual two. They don't survive for very long.

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 7:38 pm

Ando wrote:
Stak wrote:
Quantum P. wrote:Everytime you masturbate, you massacre millions of sperm. Not like they had a good chance of survival anyway, but if I was a sperm, I'd be pretty upset about having a life with no point and no real goal to work toward.
Hey, we were all a sperm once

Well, at least one half of us were
There are some infants who are formed from two sperm and one egg. They have what you would call "Triploid Syndrome", where they have three sets of chromosomes instead of the usual two. They don't survive for very long.

Way to ruin the joke

Joke ruiner

FSFunky · Post by **FSFunky** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 8:07 pm

Ando wrote:
Well you shouldn't of said that I was a pedophile.

First of all, you might have noticed we call each other the worst of worst here. So get used to it, is all I can say. For example, it is a very special day when I do not get accused of raping children and animals.

Also, shouldn't have.

shouldn't have

I'm not a grammar/spelling Nazi (neither in Dutch or English), but when a sentence just defies all logic it annoys me. Shouldn't of doesn't make any sense. IT IS SHOULD NOT HAVE. That makes sense.

I can stand your/you're there/their/they're getting confused, but it's SHOULD NOT HAVE.

Sorry, just a pet-peeve of mine. :(

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 8:11 pm

man if I spoke dutch and was like ASZOAZP DERFRIO GUNZIGOT instead of ASZOAZP DEFRIO<b>A</b> GUNZIGOT funky would kill me dead.

craycpanda · Post by **craycpanda** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 8:28 pm

Ando wrote: There are some infants who are formed from two sperm and one egg. They have what you would call "Triploid Syndrome", where they have three sets of chromosomes instead of the usual two. They don't survive for very long.

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