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Post by superbowl shuffle »

Zamros I am drunk right now but I am not drunk enough. You see, I have massive tolerance. MASSIVE. At least I think so. So anyway I go to a party and I drink the whole time there. I had seven cups of beer. Now that was as fast as I really wanted to drink. I was in the bathroom and some guy is like telling me most people would be wasted in like four. So here I am and I am practically sober. Well really I'm drunk but look! I am not making spelling errors am I? So I want to know how am I supposed to get really drunk if it takes like forever for that to happen. I'm like 175 pounds and I have tolerance like someone who is a lot heavier.

Fuck it, you see how drunk people in the community are? They don't know what the hell they are typing! But fuck I know exactly what I'm typing! I cannot get very drunk!

So I realise I put a lot of exclamation points around this post. This may make me look drunk. I am, but not enough. So how can I get really drunk on beer?

I really appreciate your help. But I guess your answer will be very humorous and I hope it is helpful. Thank you.
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

You're not drunk and you never were.

jk lol
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Dear Zamros,

Just touch it. Come on. It's warm. You'll like it.

Sincerly,
the undersigned.
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i'll touch it.
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I'd touch it! And tap it! And hit it!
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

BLOW MY WHISTLE BITCH
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Post by zamros »

ugh guys i'm fucking hung over

but there's nothing to do except this shit

anyways uh fuckin' a dudes

dear oof,

you're a drunk nugga, accept it, fag, don't lie to yourself

sincerely

ur mom



dear benco,

come on baby light my fire

sincerely

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