We don't hate you. At least I don't. WE'RE JUST HAVING OUR FUN. The fact that you are a typical religious and not very bright person are why we are having our fun.
<zamros> have you ever had an orgasm
<Eli> no
<zamros> you're missing out, dude
<zamros> you're fucking MISSING OUT
<zamros> how old are you
<zamros> eli
<Eli> nearly 15
<zamros> that's fucked up
<Eli> I'm young. =(
<zamros> i was jerking off for 4 years already
<zamros> when i was your age
<Eli> .......
<Eli> AIDS?
<zamros> wtf aids?
<zamros> dude
<zamros> you cant get aids from jerking off
<Stak> from wanking? HAHAHAHAHA
<Eli> YES
Quantum P., you and I both know that that only works for so long. <:(
Anyway, I think Jazzy's fine, if a little delusive in that he thinks that he's successfully baptised all of #rawr into the holy spirit in the course of a single evening. I've been around for four years now and I haven't had a single convert. <:(( Watch!
<EmilyW> (=WiL) i needs the holy spirit
<EmilyW> help me tom
* MadTom gets out a Super Soaker and blasts WiL with Lourdes water
<EmilyW> mm
<MadTom> Now confess your sins.
<EmilyW> is that gonna give me the holy spirit
<MadTom> CONFESS DAMMIT
<EmilyW> i have been guilty of fornication
<MadTom> was she naked
<EmilyW> this is my primary sin. it weighs havily on my mind especialyl since i've had a girlfriend who is a christian for over a year
<MadTom> answer my question
<MadTom> or god shall smite you
<EmilyW> there was no "SHe". it was "they"
<MadTom> Very well.
<MadTom> WERE THEY NAKED
<EmilyW> this is a grevous sin i was part of a group fornication with three girls
<EmilyW> two were naked, father
<MadTom> ... wow, aweso ... I MEAN, YOU FUCKING SINNER, YOU
<EmilyW> it was years ago and one of the girls ended up fornicating with me after that
<MadTom> YOU ARE GOING TO be my her - BURN IN HELL
<EmilyW> for a period of about three months
<MadTom> dude i asked you to confess not brag :(
<EmilyW> we did it almost daily, father. she was okay, about a 6 or 7, nice big tits and wide flaring hips, face a bit plain but you do her from behind and it doesn't matter so much
<EmilyW> i'm sorry
<MadTom> :D~
<EmilyW> enough of the details
<EmilyW> i did it a lot. and my girlfriend doesn't know the half of the things i did before i was with her
<MadTom> OK uh I consecrate you in the name of Christ
<EmilyW> though i am privy to all her transgressions adn indiscretions before her hookup with me
<MadTom> Go forth and uh don't stick your dick in anything breathing ever again
<EmilyW> do i not have to do pennance father
<MadTom> Oh yeah, right
<MadTom> Uh
<MadTom> Go to the girls
<MadTom> And give them my address
<MadTom> So they can confess too
<MadTom> That is all.
<EmilyW> you are in australia
<MadTom> You will pay for the tickets
<MadTom> That is the price of redemption, my son.
<EmilyW> it is an appropriate pennance father
<MadTom> Yes.
<EmilyW> i will work to get the money for the first ticket
<FSFunky> madtom will make them kneel before the altar ^_~
<MadTom> brb chemist