Ask Zamros: The Official Advice Thread of z2

[Stak]

<Clecky> im loving this ana community
<Clecky> its the funniest shit
<Nadir> clecky i told you it was bad
<Clecky> "go starve yourself to death you whore, you anorexic bitch."
<Clecky> parting words from my once supportive and sweet boyfriend.
<Clecky> dont worry baby, im planning on doing just that.
<Clecky> 69 lbs and falling...
<Nadir> ^^
<Clecky> hahahahhaa
<Dr_Dos> :D
<mOdac> jesus
<zamros> awesome
<zamros> i mean
<zamros> honestly that girl is going to die
<Rev|DS> that's horrible =D
<Stak> it's like she's saying you'll miss me when I'm dead!
<Nadir> menstrualhut is my favourite lj community
<Dr_Dos> ahahha
<Dr_Dos> do i want to know
<zamros> menstrualhut
<zamros> i dont even want to think about what that is
<Dr_Dos> is that like pizza hut
<Stak> the problem is that no one will miss her when she's dead
<Nadir> sort of!
<Clecky> hahaha
<Stak> also dos D=
<Clecky> stak its true
<Nadir> My ISP is being a jerkSP.
<zamros> sure, that girl's boyfriend was once supportive and sweet
<zamros> but i bet that girl was once like
<zamros> fucking sane
<Dr_Dos> :D
<Stak> zamros, while high most of the time, is really quite wise
<mOdac> stak that is what weed does to a man
<zamros> like honestly i would say that to my girlfriend if she started looking like a fucking 69 pound skeleton
<Stak> the best advice is zamros advice
<zamros> fuck yeah
<zamros> guys
<zamros> i know now what i must do
<zamros> start an advice site
<Stak> yes
<mOdac> zam yes

This is somewhat of a sequel to the Ask Mooseka thread, except this time it's Zamros! ASK AWAY.

[Mooseka]

zamros why is your penis so big

[Dr. Dos]

Dear <s>Sandy</s> Zamros,

Hi, I'm curious about something. Why do they make condoms with flavours? Have I missed something? I mean, they made condoms for guys to roll down on their stiff penis, right? You're not supposed to eat it, are you?

[superbowl shuffle]

should we 2-way alicia?

[phunk]

i like how zamros is never going to give any of you advice
ever

[Dr. Dos]

BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD EAT THIS CONDOM :(

[zamros]

you fucks

you fucks!!

i'm stoned enough to answer yall

Dear Mooseman,

my daddy was a horse

-zamros



Dear Marvin H. Dos, M.D., Ph.D.,

These condoms are to make oral sex more pleasurable for females, while also remaining safe for both partners. Because the condoms are flavored, the female performing oral sex is allowed a taste treat while also sexually stimulating the male. The condom presents several advantages: no messy cleanup, no STDs, and no mouthwash neccessary afterwards. However, they are not very popular, because most men prefer not to wear condoms for oral sex, due to the fact that most STDs are impossible to transmit orally. If you wish to eat them, I'm sure that you could easily chew on them, as you would gum. However, I would not recommend swallowing. Good luck and godspeed.

-zamros



Dear We're Not Here to Cause No Trouble, We're Just Here to do the Superbowl Shuffle,

fuck yeah my nigga, fill her out like a fuckin application

-zamros




PEACE

[Quantum P.]

Zamros, how do I stop drooling in my sleep?

[Micah]

Zam, Joel sent me a letter with a few random items.

What should I send in response?

[MadTom]

I echo Quantum P.'s question.

[zamros]

Dear Madtom and Queer Piss,

I suggest marijuana. Smoking a couple of bowls before bed will dry out your mouth ("cottonmouth"), and thus stop the saliva from dribbling out of your mouth in the heat of the night.

-zamros



Dear Micah

Joel sucks! and so do you! Send him back a letter that says 'fuck you bitch'

-zamros

[464]

Zamros, which religion is right?

[Quantum P.]

Is the answer to life, the universe, and everything <i>really</i> 42?

[zamros]

yo

fuck

i don't wanna answer your shit

so the answer to both is WEED

[clecky]

praise the lord (weed)