GAME SPOTLIGHT: GTAZZT

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GAME SPOTLIGHT: GTAZZT

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GTA ZZT???? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!! That's what I said too, when I heard of this revolutionary project many months ago, but then I saw the light.

From new and talented game designers Terry Bates (Puppetmaster Games) & Adam Flynn (Head Sanctum Creations Inc.) comes a game that redefines the limits of ZZT. It's executed flawlessly... GANGLAND STYLE.

HA HA. HA HA.

You play as.. some.. uhh.. guy. And there's this guy named BEN DOVER* and he's mad at you. Mad as FUCK. So you're in jail right and BOOM there's an explosion and you're fucking free PLOT TWIST!

so then you go to the place and you talk to TONY SOMETHINGSOMETHING and he's a GANGSTER and he tells you to FUCK PEOPLE UP except I just hit enter and didn't read it and when I touched him again he said HAVE YOU DONE THE MISSION YET I guess that is tough mafia love for you.

THEN I WENT TO CAP HIS FUCKING ASS RIGHT but there were borders on the streets and I could not get out!! I guess I am not a TRU THUG :(

this game has amazing music, graphics, plot, and writing. overall I give it 5000000000000000 out of 5 because it is just that fucking good ok. Easily the game of the century, get your copy TODAY or I will have to get my ITALIAN COUSINS in the MAFIA to FUCK YOU UP.

see I am getting into the spirit :-)







*HAHA DO YOU GET IT THAT SPELLS BEND OVER OH MY GOD
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i concur :freud:
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:prezbw:

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I think my brother made a game where you play as Ben Dover.
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In Sim-Mad Scientist, you play as Mike Rotch.
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Is this even a real game?

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Oh man i remember CRFH. That comic rocked until it got really dumb.
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At what point did it get dumb? I just recently stumbled across it, and I've mostly just read the old strips.
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Was that comic one of the dumb ones, Dr. Dos?
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NOT TOO LONG AFTER THEY GET MUTATIONS actually it was ok at first with that, but you'll know it when you get there.
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Dos is Webcomic Master.
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MadTom wrote:Dos is <strike>Webcomic Master</strike> LONELY FAGGOT.
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MadTom!!!! Why would you say something like that?????? How rude!!!!!!!
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THE GREAT MAN WROTE "PHRASE," NOT "UNVASE&quo

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Aplsos wrote:<s>MadTom</s> Moose!!!! Why would you say something like that?????? How rude!!!!!!!
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Re: THE GREAT MAN WROTE "PHRASE," NOT "UNVASE

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Quantum P. wrote:
Aplsos wrote:<s>MadTom</s> <strike>Moose</strike> QUANTUM!!!! Why <s>would</s> are you <s>say</s> such a <s>something like that</s> faggot?????? <s>How rude</s> die!!!!!!!
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