Official "Ask Mooseka" Thread!

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 2:39 am

Bezrend wrote:Dear Mooseka:

REMEMBER ME, YOU BIG IDIOT?

NOT REALLY.

WHO ARE YOU

nps · Post by **nps** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:32 am

how do you smoke nutmeg?

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:13 am

nps wrote:how do you smoke nutmeg?

yeah. and maybe your mom was with me WHEN I DID IT.

april fools, your mom's addicted to opium!

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:33 pm

It's not April!

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 10:16 pm

Fools!

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Mon Feb 14, 2005 11:06 pm

Dang.

Post by **clecky** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 2:43 am

DAG-NAB IT

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 3:22 am

moose

why 2005

Furry Jesus Freak · Post by **Furry Jesus Freak** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 3:28 am

...NUTSBUNNIES!

Zandor 12 · Post by **Zandor 12** » Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:46 pm

Mooseka, I have a Cure Mermaid and White Magician Pikeru on the field, both in ATK mode. My spell/trap zone contains a Solemn Wishes, a Gravity Bind, a Wave Motion Cannon, and two Dark Room of Nightmares. I also have a face-down Cyber Jar, but no cards in my hand. My opponent has a Bad Reaction to Simochi on the field and he's just equipped his Harpie's Brother with a Gravity Axe to prevent me from flipping my Cyber Jar face up. He has two face-down magic/trap cards, and one card in his hand, and because of my Gravity Bind he can't attack my face-down Cyber Jar. Since there are four monsters on the field, in theory I would be gaining 2900 life points per turn (4x400 from Pikeru, 800 from Cure Mermaid, 500 from Solemn Wishes), but instead I am losing that amount per turn thanks to Bad Reaction to Simochi. I have 5700 life points, while my opponent is still at 8000. My Wave Motion Cannon has been on the field for five turns. Is there any way I can still win this duel, or will I be defeated by my own cards?

P.S. I am in the middle of a tournament please hurry

Ando · Post by **Ando** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:51 am

Dear Mooseka!

There is this homosexual in my class. I feel funny around him. What should I do?

Also my college is doing a thing where you get paid $100, but they have to do a cock-balls-poopyhole exam on you. Should I do it?

<3 drac0

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 1:56 am

zandor: tap a land

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:45 am

No, he should totally play a Breeder and evolve his Squirtle

nuero · Post by **nuero** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 3:10 am

I like dicks and I suck dicks and I love to jerk dicks off, am I gay?

Post by **http://yahoo.com/** » Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:56 am

Not according to Eurakarte.