48hoZZT! WITH TOPIC THAT DOESN'T SUCK!!!

NOTE: I HATE A LOT OF YOUR ZZT GAMES, SO WATCH OUT!

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It's such a lovely gathering of pies and pie people, I'd like to give a shout out to lemon potato there.
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I'm not falling for that again.
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It's like, starting soon...
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you're like, a faggot
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Like, thanks.
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http://castlezzt.net/

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"WITH TOPIC THAT DOESN'T SUCK!"

Ahahahahahaha
Reason and logic had led people into the horrors of war; the only route to salvation was to reject logic and embrace anarchy and the irrational.
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Zandor 12 wrote:"WITH TOPIC THAT DOESN'T SUCK!"

Ahahahahahaha
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It's the best topic ever! You just don't realize how great it is!!!

It may be hard to FOLLOW, but I'd rather play one hilarious game than 100 crappy ones.
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XR7 wrote:
It's the best topic ever! You just don't realize how great it is!!!

It may be hard to FOLLOW, but I'd rather play one hilarious game than 100 crappy ones.
True. Most of the rules I'm fine with or could work with, but rule 3 was what killed it for me. In those two sentences alone, you broke it five times. The others are mostly silly, but gutting out a good fourth or so of the English language won't make a game hilarious, it will just result in you getting fewer entries for no good reason. The other four rules were far more than enough to ensure that no one could work on the game in advance.
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Post by Aplsos »

I was honestly thinking about doing another surprise entry until I read rule #5, because I don't know a thing about Mister Toad and/or his Wild Ride. I think you should have done something more along the lines of "here are five rules, but you can ignore up to two of them if you'd like"
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

mr toad was from the wind in the willows

if you don't know what that is you're an uncultured slob and unworthy of participating in the 4373747747hozzt anyway
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

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Post by 519 »

Well, I definitely got #5 wrong, then.

Entry sent in. This should set a new record for low scores.
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Post by 642 »

Wow, and I thought my topic sucked.

I'D LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS XXHOZZT WAS AN EVEN MORE UTTER FAILER THAN MINE. CONGRADULATIONS.

Also, if there are any entries, I'll make a shoe out of it/them.
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