furries make me sweat

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have you ever gotten a feeling like you want to grab a guy around the waist and cuddle them like a teddy bear? i sure haven't. like when you're in a stall and a person comes in and they're really hot (or so you're told by your friends of the female persuasion sometimes) and you just want to smash your way through the walls to them and bite them like you're moose and they're megan but actually male. that's another thing i hate, bathroom etiquette. what the fuck are you supposed to do when there's 4 urinals along a wall and a really fat gay taking up the middle two. sometimes i feel this urge to rip their cock off and sling them round and round and round and round like they're petey pablo. who is actually a ladies man like mooseka except that moose is ten times the man and sings a hundred times better too. i also hate trying to sort out my feelings for girls because what if it's actually my best friend under all that greasy clothing and he has an erect penis. that would so totally ruin my day especially if they were hot. i mean if a girl likes me awesome let's go on a camping trip but i hate the girls that are all "i like you but i don't feel confident enough so i'm going to behave perfectly normal" while the little sister is all "oooh how cute" i mean wtf. it's sort of like diahreah (yes i can't spell that) when stupid people talk to me and they just won't shut up, in fact i hate stupid people even more than i hate shy girls. like a guy at my school, craig botacelli or something like that. he annoys the shit out of me which is why i'm glad he's not in my classes at all because i'd have to attack him which would hurt my no detention record of being a good kid and everything.

in conclusion

[Mooseka]

bite them like you're moose and they're megan but actually male

die.

edit:

who is actually a ladies man like mooseka except that moose is ten times the man and sings a hundred times better too.

<3 u hun.

[Dr. Dos]

I am <s>Batman</s> FSFunky buhh buhh buhh i like to have sex with wild animals that i capture by hitting them in their faces with a hammer

pissing on little dead baby kittens gives me erections.

i have a small penis.

Compromise? - Dos

[Commodore]

OMFG have you been reading my diary again?!?!?

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if nuero was at confession this is what he'd be saying

<nuero> i want to heal i want to feel something something real
<nuero> hey guys i'm ejaculating all over a poor motherless baby kitten

and therefore my rant is directed at my cat today. i get back from a canoeing trip with my youth group and what do i find? a locked door and a cat inside that's all purry and shit and then meow feed me bitch. he's like a starving refugee, he cuddles you, takes your food and bites you and runs away. that's the bad part about wars is that the refugees always mess up the area as the move along in big packs. i say we split them up and make them all go to different countries to spread the load around. canada's like refugee central, which reminds me that i haven't taken a train in a long time. my dad always took overnight trains around europe and didn't care where they went which is how my cat should feel about food. it doesn't matter when i feed him as long as he's fed, right? WRONG BITCHES. he's all meow meow meow meow meow sort of like apage and zaphod whining on irc about some fucked up linux part "oh look my /dev/sp0 is shoveling output through my serial port" "uh oh looks like you'll have to make a symlink from /usr/src/kernel-1.2.0.2.7 and have it point to /sys/src" like wtf i don't need this crap in my life from my cat and apage who are both small and fat but my cat is prettier. on the other hand i'm really tired right now after writing some shit about neurons and brain development in french when i'm supposed to be giving my views on how a movie could affect young audiences based on this neuroscience paper we were given which is messed up, and now i'm really tired and stink bad. my arm is covered in paint because the camp staff had a senior's moment and forgot the cabin we were in was being used and set the entire camp to painting it and now i can get high on paint fumes whenever i want. so i'm now getting that feeling when i'm at the computer typing and suddenly it feels like i'm falling backwards away from the computer which is crawling up the wall, and it's the neatest thing ever because i feel that if i let go of the keyboard then i'll fall forever and ever but it's like there's a skullclamp attached to my forehead so that won't happen, especially not while i've got milkshake running over and over, because i'm going to be singing that for french class in a week from today. i'm memorizing the words and everything and i'll be dancing but i don't think there'll be pictures. the feeling's wearing off now so i'll wrap up with a comment on modern society:

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alright because i have homework and shit this is just a taste of what you are about to receive, because you suckas are about to get served because i have some awesome topics for my next rant planned: how moose gave me the best orgasm ever and software pirating, including such wonderful theories as TYRANNOUS HAS ADD and HARRY POTTER GETS HARD WHEN HE THINKS ABOUT SCABBERS PERFORMING SEXUAL FAVOURS. so strap in and get your wanking rags out in preparation for this amazing show

in conclusion this image reflects my thoughts on the current politics at z2:

[Ryan Ferneau]

the right half of that shall be our new emoticon

[Alexis Janson]

Has anyone actually bothered to read Revvy's rants? Because I sure haven't. :(

[Ryan Ferneau]

I did, and I think I'm worse off for it.