Eight-legged freak

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Tue May 04, 2004 6:24 pm

Hello.

I spent my weekend in the hospital. Apparently, I was bitten by some venomous spider or something. Unfortunately, this spider was not radioactive, and so instead of receiving any superpowers, I had an oozing ulcer thing on my leg, bad hospital food, and a large bill.

I left about two hours ago. The swelling has gone down, and I now have a rather disgusting-looking crater thing in my left leg (which has a week or so to heal, or I will need a skin graft). I'll be sure to post pics when I can!

Anyway, that's what happened to me over the weekend. If anyone cares.

:agh:

EDIT: Grammatical error. Gah.

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Tue May 04, 2004 6:53 pm

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Tue May 04, 2004 6:55 pm

this is what i found on google while looking for "venom" just now;

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Tue May 04, 2004 7:02 pm

I've been beaten.

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Tue May 04, 2004 7:05 pm

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Tue May 04, 2004 7:21 pm

Goddammit I look like NOTHING now :(

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Tue May 04, 2004 7:30 pm

kill the raver

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Tue May 04, 2004 7:56 pm

yiff yiff

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Tue May 04, 2004 8:10 pm

stumpy is speshul :(

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Tue May 04, 2004 11:13 pm

PENNY: ...I hate to ask, but... did you put any
tampons in here?

OSWALD: ...no, I didn't. I sort of, erm...

PENNY: (laughs) Didn't think so, somehow.

MILDRED: I think you'll find I put some in
there, at the bottom.

PENNY: Oh, wait, _here_ they are. Deluxe,
huh?

When Moose comes back and asks what he missed this will be what we all point out.

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Wed May 05, 2004 2:12 am

shut up dos

you're just jealous because i totally owned you

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Wed May 05, 2004 2:15 am

I'm going to cry myself to sleep, and it's all your fault :`(

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Wed May 05, 2004 12:07 pm

I like posting pictures, uh huh.

PS: Bodog

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Wed May 05, 2004 6:51 pm

I LIKE HOW NOBODY CARES THAT I WAS BITTEN BY A HIGHLY POISONOUS SPIDER.

No, seriously, I do!

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Wed May 05, 2004 7:10 pm

what

i care

the pictures i posted were my "get well soon" present

you ungrateful bitch

z2

Eight-legged freak

Eight-legged freak

you ARE a fury, aren't you?