Mooseka and Tyrannous

..................WTF?! YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IS "XRUMER"?!

Moderator: Quantum P.

User avatar
Mooseka
;-*
Posts: 282
Joined: Mon Sep 22, 2003 5:01 pm

Mooseka and Tyrannous

Post by Mooseka »

Round one.

02:54:27 Tyrannous: hello MOOSE you old psycho
02:54:36 Mooseka: hello cait.
02:54:44 Tyrannous: how's the megalomania?
02:54:52 Mooseka: pretty good!
02:54:56 Tyrannous: GRrrreat
02:54:59 Tyrannous: glad to hear it
02:55:04 Tyrannous: killed any kats lately?
02:55:09 Mooseka: not recently
02:55:12 Tyrannous: ok
02:55:16 Tyrannous: you know...
02:55:20 Tyrannous: this is actually TYRANNOUS
02:55:22 Tyrannous: not cait
02:55:31 Mooseka: well you use cait's font, so whatever.
02:55:40 Tyrannous: not to worry
02:55:46 Tyrannous: i just wanna friendly chat
02:55:51 Mooseka: k!
02:55:57 Tyrannous: why was i banned btw?
02:56:12 Mooseka: because we took a vote in #rawr and all 20 people said yes.
02:56:19 Tyrannous: hehehehe
02:56:23 Tyrannous: outstanding
02:56:31 Tyrannous: i mean well -- really
02:56:49 Tyrannous: i just showed you lj to a friend
02:56:58 Tyrannous: one of which i am about to meet at college
02:57:04 Mooseka: there's some of that amazing tyrannous english at work.
02:57:25 Tyrannous: he thought it was a wonderful collection of ramblings
02:57:35 Mooseka: but then, who doesn't!
02:57:48 Tyrannous: we are certain to have a very fruitful discussion at lunchtime about it
02:57:57 Tyrannous: can't wait!
02:58:05 Mooseka: either can I.
02:58:10 Tyrannous: you won
02:58:16 Tyrannous: you won't be there
02:58:24 Mooseka: oh, won't I?
02:58:28 Tyrannous: you'll be in the toilet jerking your cat
02:58:35 Mooseka: My cat's in the toilet? :o
02:58:38 Mooseka: FUCK WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER
02:58:55 Tyrannous: and about that kid with down's
02:59:01 Tyrannous: that one you exploited on Z2
02:59:03 Mooseka: hilarious, wasn't he?
02:59:06 Tyrannous: No
02:59:11 Tyrannous: he was a innocent child
02:59:13 Mooseka: it's funny because he's retarded.
02:59:16 Tyrannous: no
02:59:24 Tyrannous: it's funny becuase he's better than you
02:59:30 Tyrannous: because he's innocent
02:59:32 Mooseka: better than me at being a DOWNS.
02:59:36 Tyrannous: no
02:59:37 Tyrannous: at being pure
02:59:40 Tyrannous: and innocent
02:59:47 Tyrannous: and without flaw of character
02:59:50 Mooseka: Which you would know all about
02:59:55 Tyrannous: of course
02:59:59 Tyrannous: purity and goodness
03:00:01 Tyrannous: very much
03:00:09 Mooseka: shouldn't you be off humping your mother's pillow or something?
03:00:12 Tyrannous: anyway
03:00:40 *** icebowfreak@hotmail.com signed off at Wed Apr 28 03:00:40 2004
03:00:50 Tyrannous: i have to shower now. we'll continue this bitch match later
03:00:50 Tyrannous: i have more pressing issues
03:01:01 *** You may not be able to send messages to this user, as he/she appears to be offline.
03:01:03 Mooseka: K ^^


READER NOTE: The names in this conversation were edited. I was originally "I'M HERE FOR YOUR DAUGHTER" whereas tyrannous was "REGURGITATING BABIES." So I didn't confuse him for Cait when his name was Tyrannous, because that would be dumb.
Image
User avatar
Zenith Nadir
this is my hammer
Posts: 2767
Joined: Wed Mar 12, 2003 11:40 am
Location: between the black and white spiders

Post by Zenith Nadir »

Image
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

Overall: Rotton egg for breakfast
User avatar
Mooseka
;-*
Posts: 282
Joined: Mon Sep 22, 2003 5:01 pm

Post by Mooseka »

round two!

Session Start (MSN - Mooseka:Tyrannous): Wed Apr 28 11:09:27 2004
Tyrannous: Unban me
Mooseka: Go fuck yourself.
Mooseka: I gave you a chance.
Tyrannous: chance for what?
Mooseka: To not be an idiot.
Tyrannous: to be controlled by you?
Mooseka: You failed.
Tyrannous: you forget
Tyrannous: i cannot be controlled
Mooseka: You can, however, be banned!
Mooseka: And you were.
Tyrannous: CONTROL FREAK
Tyrannous: oh it must have hurt so being the child who was neglected
Tyrannous: and i saw your pics
Tyrannous: UGLY FUCK
Mooseka: Hey look at me i'm tyrannous hurr hurr hurr pseudo psychology rocks :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))00
Tyrannous: no
Tyrannous: i doesn't
Tyrannous: however, knowing why you do the things you do, does.
Tyrannous: you see i know your stereotype like the back of my hand
Tyrannous: insecure
Tyrannous: lonely
Tyrannous: confused
Mooseka: No one to hold save for my mother!
Tyrannous: rejected
Mooseka: MUCH LIKE YOU
Tyrannous: neglected
Mooseka: EXCEPT YOU HAVE NO ONE TO HOLD SAVE FOR YOUR MOTHER'S PILLOW
Tyrannous: i live in ipswich you fool
Tyrannous: she lives 25 miles away
Mooseka: I'm sure.
Tyrannous: i don't have a car
Mooseka: Ahaha you're too stupid to operate a vehicle
Mooseka: I am amused.
Tyrannous: no
Tyrannous: i am too kind to the planet
Tyrannous: there are too many cars on the roads
Tyrannous: too much polution
Mooseka: It's a shame you haven't been hit by one.
Tyrannous: oh that's so funny
Tyrannous: but here i am tryinh to have an intelligent conversation with youj
Mooseka: im tryjiyring t ohavevea ae nad intielbelihtiet convewrsationb w/ u 2
Tyrannous: but that's too difficult for you
Tyrannous: you're a warped control freak
Mooseka: Yes, I am.
Tyrannous: no redeeming qualities
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Mooseka: A warp control freak that you're begging to be unbanned by.
Mooseka: IRONIC, ISN'T IT?
Tyrannous: i don't want to be unbanned
Tyrannous: that was just to get your attention
Mooseka: I'm sure.
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: hahahahah
Tyrannous: lol!!!!!11
Mooseka: So you have nothing better to do, being a college student, than bother me?
Mooseka: Lovely.
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
anal-expulsive
Mooseka: I think someone needs less time on his hands.
Tyrannous: you really are
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Mooseka: =D
Tyrannous: me anal rententive
Tyrannous: you
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: yum
Mooseka: YOU ARE MY HERO FOREVER.
Tyrannous: no
Tyrannous: you are a villain
Mooseka: SERIOUSLY HAVE MY BABIES
Mooseka: RIGHT NOW.
Tyrannous: and I WILL FIND YOU
Mooseka: :)))
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous: do you shit on things?
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous: it's fun right
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
anal-expulsive
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous:
anal-expulsive
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous:
anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous:
anal-expulsive
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous:
anal-expulsive

anal-expulsive

Tyrannous: anal-expulsive

Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive

Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous:
anal-expulsive
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive

anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: v
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous:
anal-expulsive
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive

Mooseka:
:))))
Tyrannous:
anal-expulsive
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous:
anal-expulsive

anal-expulsive
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous:
anal-expulsive
Mooseka: :))))

:))))
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous: anal-expulsivevanal-expulsive


anal-expulsive
Mooseka:
:))))
:))))
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous:
anal-expulsive
Mooseka:
:))))
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous: anal-expulsiveanal-expulsive

Mooseka: :))))

:))))
:))))
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
anal-expulsive


Tyrannous: v
Mooseka: V
V
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous:
v
Tyrannous:
v
anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: v
Mooseka:
:))))
:))))
Tyrannous:
anal-expulsive
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous: v
Mooseka: :))))

:))))
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive

anal-expulsive
anal-expulsive

Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Mooseka: :))))

:))))
Tyrannous:
anal-expulsive
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Mooseka: :))))

Tyrannous:
v
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous:
anal-expulsive
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous:
anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: v
Mooseka:
:))))
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous: v
Tyrannous: v
Mooseka:
:))))
:))))
Tyrannous: v
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous:
anal-expulsive
anal-expulsive

anal-expulsive
Mooseka: :))))

:))))
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive

Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive

Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Mooseka: :))))

:))))
:))))
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive

Mooseka: :))))
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Mooseka: :))))
:))))
:))))
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Mooseka: :))))
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous:
anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: v
Mooseka: :))))

:))))
:))))
Mooseka: :))))

:))))
Tyrannous: v
anal-expulsive

Tyrannous: v
Tyrannous: anal-expulsiveanal-expulsive

Mooseka: :))))
:))))

:))))
:))))
:))))



Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
anal-expulsive
anal-expulsive

Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive

anal-expulsive

Mooseka: =)
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Mooseka: =)
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Mooseka: =)
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: you ARE
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: does it hurt?
Mooseka: more liek u
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Mooseka: am i riet
Mooseka: 11:16:37 <pando> tell him i said hi
Mooseka: panda says hi.
Tyrannous: yes i am sure he does
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: dictionary.com will tell you what that means
Tyrannous: you could also look up some stuff by freud
Mooseka: Ahaha, freud was a moron.
Mooseka: Which is why it makes it hilarious that you follow him.
Tyrannous: if you say sp
Tyrannous: he was still right about you tho
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive

Mooseka: I thought you were known for your amazing grammar and spelling.
Mooseka: You're obviously not showing it.
Tyrannous: (not enough disciplin as a child)
Tyrannous: who cares
Tyrannous: this is hardly an essay or a novel is it?
Tyrannous: no
Mooseka: And obviously english only applies in class.
Tyrannous: no it applies when i'm not typing fast
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Mooseka: Ahahaha
Mooseka: You aren't typing fast at all
Tyrannous: yes i am
Mooseka: you probably type like 70 wpm
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Mooseka: Oh burn
Mooseka: you sure got me there.
Tyrannous: it's so fun to know that you're
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
Tyrannous: anal-expulsive
*** icebowfreak@hotmail.com signed off at Wed Apr 28 11:21:19 2004
Image
User avatar
Zenith Nadir
this is my hammer
Posts: 2767
Joined: Wed Mar 12, 2003 11:40 am
Location: between the black and white spiders

Post by Zenith Nadir »

Image
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

Overall: Rotton egg for breakfast
7
Way to much posts!
Posts: 16777215
Joined: Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:08 pm

Post by 7 »

519
What can be said now?
Posts: 0
Joined: Tue Dec 09, 2003 9:56 pm

Post by 519 »

That is the funniest fucking thing I've read in months.

ANAL-EXPULSIVE:))))00000000000
User avatar
Homz
Ordinery
Posts: 49
Joined: Sat Oct 25, 2003 9:40 pm
Location: Ontario, Canada
Contact:

Post by Homz »

That post made me laugh until I choked. Seriously.
46
What can be said now?
Posts: 0
Joined: Fri May 30, 2003 3:49 pm

Post by 46 »

FINKLE IS EINHORN
User avatar
nps
so kawaii! so cute!
Posts: 810
Joined: Sun Jan 18, 2004 1:51 pm

Post by nps »

King Bat wrote:FINKLE IS EINHORN
oh god yes




Also, Mooseka, keep up the good work.
User avatar
Alexis Janson
wacky morning DJ
Posts: 307
Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2004 1:05 am

Post by Alexis Janson »

I like how he always talks about he's smarter than everyone else and then proceeds to flooding.
Ryan Ferneau
LOOK OUT FER BAAAD BOB
Posts: 116
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 12:51 am

Post by Ryan Ferneau »

And that's why we love him.
699
What can be said now?
Posts: 0
Joined: Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:45 pm

Post by 699 »

King Bat wrote:FINKLE IS EINHORN
EINHORN IS A MAN........OH MY GOD! EINHORN IS A MAN? GAAAAAAAAWD!!!!!!
User avatar
Dr. Dos
OH YES! USE VINE WHIP! &lt;3
Posts: 1772
Joined: Tue Mar 11, 2003 12:00 am
Location: Washington

Post by Dr. Dos »

I thought you were done ban evading you dumb shit.

This is why I like banned tyrannous more than banned scorch. Unlike you he cries himself to sleep on his mother's cum stained pillow while you decide to keep on being a moron.

ALL WE ARE SAYING IS <s>GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!</s> STOP BAN EVADING YOU FUCKING RETARD.
Visit the Museum of ZZT
Follow Worlds of ZZT on Twitter

Apologies for the old post you may have just read.
Ryan Ferneau
LOOK OUT FER BAAAD BOB
Posts: 116
Joined: Fri Mar 28, 2003 12:51 am

Post by Ryan Ferneau »

Here's the story:

Tyrannous was banned for being anal-expulsive. He just couldn't hold it in.

And the best cure for anal expulsion is the dreaded four-mouthed smiley.
User avatar
Zenith Nadir
this is my hammer
Posts: 2767
Joined: Wed Mar 12, 2003 11:40 am
Location: between the black and white spiders

Post by Zenith Nadir »

more amazingness

* tyrannous4000 has joined #rawr
<tyrannous4000> just wanna talk
<Dr_Dos> to?
<tyrannous4000> y'all
<FSFunky> <scorch> only mom listen to me :(
<Dr_Dos> brb
<tyrannous4000> FS FUNKY
<tyrannous4000> you are my hero
<tyrannous4000> you special dancing boy
<FSFunky> =(
<Nadir[scribbling]> fag
<pando> TYRANNOUS TRIED SO HARD
<pando> AND GOT SO HARD
<pando> ...
<tyrannous4000> ...here we go
* pando has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Nadir[scribbling]> i got so hard
<tyrannous4000> yesss
<tyrannous4000> HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU!
<tyrannous4000> who is going to view this wonderful programme?
<FSFunky> [23:06:45] FSFunky: you laughed so hard you exited IRC?
<FSFunky> [23:06:49] Crazy Panda: yes
<FSFunky> [23:06:58] Crazy Panda: i'm fucking crying
* pando has joined #rawr
<pando> i am awesome
<Nadir[scribbling]> hi
<pando> i finally stopped laughing
<tyrannous4000> good
<Stiltzkin> what up bitches
<pando> i laughed so much i was fucking crying
<tyrannous4000> yes yes
<Stiltzkin> i did that yesterday
<tyrannous4000> i get it
<tyrannous4000> very funny
<pando> shut up
<tyrannous4000> no
<Stiltzkin> two days ago, i attempted to cook rice and left most of it in a pot where it hardened
<FSFunky> no, you see, scorch if you got it
<FSFunky> you wouldn't be here
<Stiltzkin> so i took it out of the pot and my friend goes "let's run it over with my truck"
<Nadir[scribbling]> hi scorch
<Dr_Dos> i am eating CORN
<Stiltzkin> so he tries running it over, and nothing really happens at first
<tyrannous4000> yes i would be here
<Stiltzkin> but eventually it gets stuck to his tire and spreads out, all in the treads
<pando> no you wouldn't fucktard
<Stiltzkin> and it took him like an hour to get out with a garden hose
<nonde[choppysnes]> no
<pando> stiltz awesome
<nonde[choppysnes]> if you got it you would have LEFT
<tyrannous4000> oh and you're just the perfect psychologist aren't you
<nonde[choppysnes]> yes
<tyrannous4000> NO
<Nadir[scribbling]> yes
<tyrannous4000> when you've done the degree
<tyrannous4000> THAT'S WHEN
<nonde[choppysnes]> i have a phd in psychomology
<tyrannous4000> not a second earlier
<Dr_Dos> a phd
<Dr_Dos> a pretty huge dick.
<nonde[choppysnes]> which i made up right now
<FSFunky> scorch, you see, some people understand how people think
<Nadir[scribbling]> i like how tyrannous puts all the importance in the world ever on school grades
<FSFunky> and some people think
<FSFunky> you fall in neither of these categories
<Dr_Dos> burn
<tyrannous4000> oh that was so funny
<pando> no
<tyrannous4000> funny becuase
<FSFunky> oh that was such a crappy comeback
<pando> but true
<tyrannous4000> if you knew how i thought, you would be disturbed forever
<tyrannous4000> and ever
<nonde[choppysnes]> no
<Nadir[scribbling]> i have a good idea how
<Nadir[scribbling]> it involves being a complete retard
<nonde[choppysnes]> you just want to be goth and scary
<tyrannous4000> go on then
<pando> SCORCH GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
<Nadir[scribbling]> yes
<nonde[choppysnes]> and fail miserably
<Nadir[scribbling]> get down with the sickness, rick retro
<tyrannous4000> oh look at me I can mock people and it's so fucking clever
<tyrannous4000> then you die.
<Kurushimi> have you guys heard the album version of down with the sickness
<Nadir[scribbling]> yes
<Kurushimi> it's so fucking hilarious
<Kurushimi> NO MOMMY DON'T HIT ME OW
<Nadir[scribbling]> i love the ending
<Nadir[scribbling]> it rocks so hard.
<pando> NADIR
<Nadir[scribbling]> hi!
<pando> I HAVE THE VIDEO
<Nadir[scribbling]> awesome.
<Nadir[scribbling]> get onto soulseek or something
<Nadir[scribbling]> or dcc
* nondeSUCK has joined #rawr
<Kurushimi> i've seen them do that whole part live and it's even gayer.
<Nadir[scribbling]> panda whereabouts is it
<pando> downloads
<Nadir[scribbling]> ^^
<nondeSUCK> this is what i see
* nonde[choppysnes] has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Nadir[scribbling]> what's the file name =(
<nondeSUCK> <Nadir[scribbling]> i love the ending <Kurushimi> i've seen them do that whole part live and it's even gayer.
* nondeSUCK is now known as nondescript
<pando> It's like
<pando> Disturbed - Down with the Sickness
<Nadir[scribbling]> it's not there =(
<pando> =(
<pando> I MUST RESCAN
<Nadir[scribbling]> it seems so
<Dr_Dos> so i'm just listening to all the Sonic OSTs i just downloaded
<pando> the video is hilarious
<pando> oh god how i hate scanning my shared folders in soulseek =(
<pando> but you should try now
<Nadir[scribbling]> awesome
<Nadir[scribbling]> there we go
* Dr_Dos is now known as Dr_Dos|MZX
<crankgod> fffffffffffffffffffffff
* FSFunky is listening to Freezepop - Lazy (Fashion Impression Function Ep)
<Kurushimi> :))))
<Kurushimi> tyrannous, if all of your free time is spent on z2, trolling z2, or trying to get back on z2, then you need to get off the fucking internet.
<pando> oh man... i can't wait 'til autumn
<Kurushimi> y??
<Kurushimi> lol
<pando> i'll be going to another school
<pando> my current school is the sux
<tyrannous4000> SCHOOL IS GOOD
<tyrannous4000> GIVE THE TEACHERS MORE POWER
<tyrannous4000> I SAY
<pando> shut up
<Nadir[scribbling]> <Nadir[scribbling]> i like how tyrannous puts all the importance in the world ever on school grades
<pando> =D
<tyrannous4000> i was taling about kids having the power to accuse teachers of fondling
<Nadir[scribbling]> oh
<tyrannous4000> not grading
<Nadir[scribbling]> well ok then
<Nadir[scribbling]> that makes sense
<Nadir[scribbling]> i'm still right though
<tyrannous4000> NO
<Nadir[scribbling]> yes.
<tyrannous4000> Oh that's so clever of you Nadir.
<Nadir[scribbling]> yes.
<tyrannous4000> anyway
* FSFunky is listening to Theme - Super Mario Bros (Themes)
<tyrannous4000> REAL HUMOUR IS IN HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU
<tyrannous4000> BRB
<Nadir[scribbling]> god
* tyrannous4000 has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Nadir[scribbling]> tyrannous likes have i got news for you
<Nadir[scribbling]> i can never watch that show again
<Nadir[scribbling]> damnit

during this, in query;

--

<tyrannous4000> I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?
<Nadir[scribbling]> what, like food rations and tents and stuff
<tyrannous4000> NO
<tyrannous4000> check again
<tyrannous4000> anyway
<Nadir[scribbling]> no, i think so.
<Nadir[scribbling]> you're going on a journey far away
<tyrannous4000> you can't be bothered to look it up?
<tyrannous4000> that's sad
<Nadir[scribbling]> no
<Nadir[scribbling]> no i can't
<tyrannous4000> too bad
<tyrannous4000> i'll do it for you
<Nadir[scribbling]> gay
<tyrannous4000> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=provision#
<tyrannous4000> NUMBER 5
<tyrannous4000> READ CAREFULLY
<Nadir[scribbling]> i'm not looking
<tyrannous4000> then we cannot have this discussion
<Nadir[scribbling]> ok
<tyrannous4000> becuase you believe that I am going camping
<Nadir[scribbling]> yes i do!
<tyrannous4000> what a shame
<tyrannous4000> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=provision#
<tyrannous4000> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=provision#
<tyrannous4000> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=provision#
<tyrannous4000> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=provision#
<tyrannous4000> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=provision#
<tyrannous4000> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=provision#
<tyrannous4000> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=provision#
<Nadir[scribbling]> no.
<tyrannous4000> look
<tyrannous4000> then i am right
<tyrannous4000> and you fear this
<Nadir[scribbling]> no
<tyrannous4000> so: I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?
<tyrannous4000> still stands
<Nadir[scribbling]> the more i don't look, the more you whinge
<Nadir[scribbling]> which is always fun
<tyrannous4000> i see
<Nadir[scribbling]> good.
<tyrannous4000> i'm not in anyway annoyed by what you're doing
<tyrannous4000> so you may as well not bother
<tyrannous4000> but the flaw here is
<tyrannous4000> you already know meaning 5.
<tyrannous4000> you're just playing dumb
<Nadir[scribbling]> more like
<Nadir[scribbling]> you're dumb
<tyrannous4000> so you don't know what provision means?
<tyrannous4000> that's a shame
<Nadir[scribbling]> duh no
<Nadir[scribbling]> no i don't
<tyrannous4000> well
<tyrannous4000> then look it up
<Nadir[scribbling]> no
<tyrannous4000> and then you'll KNOW
<tyrannous4000> see
<tyrannous4000> it's cool!
<tyrannous4000> but if you want to remain a buffoon...don't
<Nadir[scribbling]> ok
<tyrannous4000> bufoon
<tyrannous4000> anal-expulsive that is
<Nadir[scribbling]> :)))
<tyrannous4000> there's a whole bunch of you out there
<tyrannous4000> and i'm going to kill you all
<tyrannous4000> and hide the bodies
<tyrannous4000> in all my anal-retentive glory
<tyrannous4000> I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?
<tyrannous4000> I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?
<tyrannous4000> I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?
<tyrannous4000> I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?
<tyrannous4000> I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?
<tyrannous4000> I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?
<Nadir[scribbling]> no
<Nadir[scribbling]> we could not agree
<tyrannous4000> I'd like to have a serious discussion with you. Maybe we could agree on some provisions?
<tyrannous4000> you're being bad again
<Nadir[scribbling]> ever
<tyrannous4000> it's not that you're being BAD
<tyrannous4000> it's that you're gaining satisfaction from it
<tyrannous4000> and this is...unacceptable to say the least
<Nadir[scribbling]> i'm going to be punished
<tyrannous4000> BAD is good
<Nadir[scribbling]> war is love
<tyrannous4000> but only when it's tyrannous being a pseudo hero
<tyrannous4000> you're such a twat
<Nadir[scribbling]> ^^
<tyrannous4000> and i saw that awful headphones picture on z2
<tyrannous4000> you ARE fury aren't you
<Nadir[scribbling]> that wasn't me, you dipshit.
<tyrannous4000> your face looked kind of fury
<Nadir[scribbling]> that was snazin
<tyrannous4000> well
<tyrannous4000> you all look the same to me
<tyrannous4000> UGLY
<tyrannous4000> and STUPID
<Nadir[scribbling]> oh no
<tyrannous4000> NO FRIENDS
<Nadir[scribbling]> i am insulted
<tyrannous4000> CLINGING TO ZZT
<Nadir[scribbling]> and cryinh
<tyrannous4000> for that's all you have
<Nadir[scribbling]> ohs ghgod
<Nadir[scribbling]> i canat cgo ofn
<tyrannous4000> yes you can
<tyrannous4000> be STRONG
<Nadir[scribbling]> brb cutting self
<tyrannous4000> come back to the light.

--

after have i got news for you finishes, he returns. however, before the main event, the query saga continues! a bit

<tyrannous> you're such a twat Nadir
<tyrannous> thinking that you can control ME
<tyrannous> tell ME what I can like
<tyrannous> what ideals I can hold
<Nadir> you think you can understand me
<Nadir> you think you know what i am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Nadir> all i hear, voices in my soul
<Nadir> all i know, i cannot control
<tyrannous> i do know what you are
<tyrannous> a DEMON

--

* tyrannous has joined #rawr
<tyrannous> that was the funniest
<Nadir> i hate it when tyrannous likes the same things i like
<Nadir> stop it
<tyrannous> what?
<tyrannous> you know
<tyrannous> i can like what the hell i want
<Nadir> no you can't
<tyrannous> YES I CAN
* {FR}poopin has joined #rAwr
<Nadir> no
<tyrannous> YOU HAVE NO CONTROL
<tyrannous> I STILL ENJOY IT
<{FR}poopin> yay
<{FR}poopin> hi tyrannous
<tyrannous> ...and still
<tyrannous> oh you know what
<tyrannous> I STILL FUCKING ENJOY IT
<tyrannous> ZERO POWER NADIR
<Nadir> ok
<tyrannous> you probably like it for different reasons anyway
<tyrannous> ...hehe
* {FR}poopin giggles.
<{FR}poopin> wait when did moose make z2
<{FR}poopin> and invite anyone in
* pando has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<Nadir> moose never made z2
<Nadir> oh wait
* pando has joined #rawr
<Nadir> ahahaha yeah
<Nadir> i think that was scorch
<tyrannous> FISHFOOD :(
<Nadir> fishfood was a superhero
<tyrannous> yes
<tyrannous> an avuncular superhero
<Nadir> gay
<tyrannous> he likes his nephews
<tyrannous> what's wrong with that?
* jojoisjo has joined #rawr
<{FR}poopin> hi
<jojoisjo> hello
<jojoisjo> Mwa, I finished it. The best ZZT RPG engine evar. Now to actually use it.
<tyrannous> jojoisgay
<{FR}poopin> what the
<{FR}poopin> it's not like he came in here and went 'lol HEY TYRANNSUCKS lolz'
<Nadir> that's not very nice
<jojoisjo> tyra is trying to move up the ladder of command by challenging my stature.
<{FR}poopin> tyrannass
<jojoisjo> It's like what wolves do.
<Nadir> <tyrannous> you're such a twat Nadir
<Nadir> <tyrannous> thinking that you can control ME
<Nadir> <tyrannous> tell ME what I can like
<Nadir> <tyrannous> what ideals I can hold
<jojoisjo> BEFORE THE BETTER ONE KICKS THEIR ASS
<crankgod> ...WHAT
<crankgod> that's hilarious
<jojoisjo> Hey Nadir, Am I allowed to like Peanut Butter?
<Nadir> jojoisjo since you asked so nicely, yes
<jojoisjo> Chunky?
<Nadir> yep!
<jojoisjo> Woo!
<jojoisjo> I luv u
<Nadir> but of course
<crankgod> Hi JoJoIsJo! I Like You Too
<jojoisjo> Hi Crank!
<{FR}poopin> crank tried to download pillows mp3s
<{FR}poopin> crank do you like the pillows
<jojoisjo> Crank is my buddy.
<crankgod> nuero i only got like 1/8 of one song in 3 hours
<Nadir> the pillows are tyrannous' favourite band
<jojoisjo> The Pillows are neato.
<crankgod> the mother's pillows
<jojoisjo> So NAdir says, so it is.
<{FR}poopin> crank i was probably downloading naruto anyways
<jojoisjo> God damnit.. I gotta go sit in a game store and yell at kids and play games.
<{FR}poopin> but uhh you can it them from someone else i'm sure
<jojoisjo> And get paid for it.
<jojoisjo> :(
<jojoisjo> Woe is me.
<crankgod> hahah
<crankgod> your job sucks
<crankgod> except it doesn't
<jojoisjo> hhehe tyran IMed me
<jojoisjo> <tyrannous> go and do that in the street
<jojoisjo> <tyrannous> and see if you get away with it
<jojoisjo> <tyrannous> you won't if I find you
<Nadir> yes
<crankgod> do what in the street
<jojoisjo> I don't know
<{FR}poopin> what does that mean
<tyrannous> poop
<jojoisjo> apparently talk about my job?
<Nadir> like peanut butter
<Nadir> you're not allowed to like peanut butter in public
* Clecky has joined #rawr
<Nadir> or tyrannous will get you
<Clecky> hey
<{FR}poopin> hi clecky
<{FR}poopin> guess who is here
* nondescript has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Clecky> who here has that really stupid picture of me
<crankgod> yes
<tyrannous> you were like saying that this is still a meritocracy; you're wrong
<Clecky> who is here
<Clecky> oh
<Clecky> hahah yeah
<crankgod> "get" as in dryhump you like a pillow
<{FR}poopin> meritocracy
<Clecky> hes a huge fag
<Clecky> you need a life tyrannous
<Nadir> yes
<Nadir> he is
<Clecky> go outside
<jojoisjo> I'm a huge fag?
<tyrannous> this country is owned by fag weaklings
<jojoisjo> :(
<Clecky> not you jojo
<Clecky> i love you
<jojoisjo> I love you too Clecky.
<Clecky> aww
<Nadir> tyrannous is expounding his nazi creed of eugenics and blood and iron
<crankgod> if this country is owned by fag weaklings, wouldn't it be easy to overthrow them?
<Clecky> now which one of you shiteaters has my photo
<{FR}poopin> jojo made bill the forg and it rocked.
<tyrannous> NO
<{FR}poopin> crank not really.
<crankgod> if it isn't easy, they must not be so weak!
<Nadir> yes
<tyrannous> they HOLD THE POWER
<jojoisjo> It's great in this ZZT game I will never release but had the urge to work on I decided to put peeople in it, but not actuaslly PUT them it it.
<{FR}poopin> because they have ARMIEZ
<jojoisjo> Like Nadir is in it - But he is Nate Deer.
<tyrannous> that is beyond the strength of well armed MEN
<tyrannous> the power of ECONOMICS
<jojoisjo> ERGONOMICS
<{FR}poopin> if the united states government was ever in danger of being overthrown in a violent revolution bush would shit himself
<{FR}poopin> and oh how the children would smile
<tyrannous> it's like people are forced to go out and work for a living and they cannot overthrow the government to put an end to this
<Clecky> haha
<Clecky> i love how i come back here
<crankgod> ahahah
<crankgod> yeah working sucks
<Clecky> and tyrannous is being a dumbass
<crankgod> people should get things for free
<Nadir> as usual
<jojoisjo> If I was president I would reinstate the Red Scare.
<tyrannous> no
<Clecky> it really makes my day
<jojoisjo> Put everyone in their place.
<{FR}poopin> people should get paid the same
<tyrannous> i'm saying that SHOULD work
<Clecky> tyrannous i love you
<jojoisjo> This 'unpatriotic' stuff isn't strong enough
<Clecky> please kiss me tyrannous
<jojoisjo> we have to go back to thinking everyone is a commie.
<tyrannous> no
<Clecky> k
<Clecky> =(
<{FR}poopin> more like red terror
<jojoisjo> YES
<{FR}poopin> lozl
<tyrannous> what do you think i'm a communist?
<jojoisjo> THE RED TERROR IS IN YOUR BACKYARD
<tyrannous> you're wrong
<crankgod> yes
<jojoisjo> I would post those signs on the streeets.
<{FR}poopin> the red terror probed your ass with dynamite.
<jojoisjo> :O
<jojoisjo> AND IT DID
<{FR}poopin> yes
<{FR}poopin> it
<{FR}poopin> it's the sad and frightening truth
<jojoisjo> The red terror raped your grandmother.
<{FR}poopin> THIS IS HOW THEY CONTROL YOU.
<Clecky> jojo dont let the red terror take credit for everyting
<{FR}poopin> it's kind of sad that moose isn't here.
<Clecky> not really
<tyrannous> this is fucking awesome
<Clecky> moose eats shit anyways
<tyrannous> you guys would all be in a metal hospital if you spent time on the streets
<jojoisjo> No wonder he smells like poo
<Clecky> yeah
<Clecky> also he doesnt wipe
<{FR}poopin> metal hospitals suck.
<{FR}poopin> i like plastic ones.
* nonde[choppysnes] has joined #rawr
<crankgod> we don't hump our mother's pillows
<jojoisjo> OH NO GET THIS ALUMINUM TO ER POST HASTE
<tyrannous> mental hospitals
<Clecky> tyrannous is a thug from da streetz
<crankgod> who belongs in a mental hospital
<tyrannous> no
<Nadir> yes
<Clecky> yeah
<Clecky> he is
<nonde[choppysnes]> awesome
<Clecky> thug angel
<Nadir> clecky
<tyrannous> i'm AGAINST the thugs
<{FR}poopin> i doubt i would be in a mental hospital but uhh i'd probably be like
<{FR}poopin> dead
* nonde[choppysnes] is now known as nondescript
<jojoisjo> Tyr owns a gang.
* woodstock is now known as FSFunky
<FSFunky> well that was fun
<Clecky> hahha
<Clecky> tyrannous is a good charlotte song
<{FR}poopin> hi funky
<crankgod> yes
<crankgod> he is
<nondescript> i like joining irc in the middle of a conversation and my first four lines are things like 'we don't hump our mother's pillows'
<Clecky> haha
<crankgod> a good charlotte song with an unlimited amount of free time
<nondescript> and they don't make any sense at all.
<tyrannous> nor do i
<tyrannous> there is utterly no evidence to back up your theory
<tyrannous> i enjoy this knowledge
<{FR}poopin> o,
<Clecky> nadir im gonna get my holy water k
<{FR}poopin> i'm confused
<FSFunky> hey it's my favourite care-bear
<FSFunky> tyrannous
<Clecky> and banish U!!!!!!
<Nadir> we enjoy the knowledge that you like to jizz on your mom's face
<{FR}poopin> tyrannous please explain what the fuck you're talking about
<crankgod> hahahah you sound like a badly translated japanese rant
<Clecky> funky hes so loveable
<tyrannous> i NEVER FUCKING CAME ON ANYONE'S PILLOW
<tyrannous> GET IT?
<Clecky> no
<tyrannous> I NEVER DID ANYTHING OF THE KIND
<Clecky> fag
<Clecky> you wouldnt
<crankgod> now you're getting defensive
<Clecky> loser
<nondescript> YOU ADMITTED IT
* crankgod changes topic to 'Crank: I'm not brooding over shit, i'm just saying i'm pissed that people like Mooseka make a site, invite people in, then treat them like shit. I didn't ask for half the flames i've receaved over the last few months. | [17:28] <tyrannous> i enjoy this knowledge'
<nondescript> on z2
<tyrannous> show ME
<Nadir> =)
<Clecky> k
<nondescript> fuck that
<tyrannous> SHOW ME THE EVIDENCE THAT I ADMITTED IT
<tyrannous> NOW
<tyrannous> SHOW ME
<nondescript> i'm busy finding roms
<tyrannous> FOR FUCK SAKE
* tyrannous was kicked by crankgod (no caps plz)
<Nadir> =D
<Clecky> <tryannous> i want to cum on my mommys pillow then shit all over her tits while having a monster orgasm
<{FR}poopin> haha
* tyrannous has joined #rawr
<tyrannous> I SAID SHOW ME THE THREAD
<Nadir> we lost it, sadly
<tyrannous> I NEVA SAID THAT
* tyrannous was kicked by crankgod (second warning)
<Nadir> but it was there
<Clecky> straight from the thread
<crankgod> NEVA
* tyrannous has joined #rawr
<nondescript> who doesn't remember that thread
<Nadir> =D
<Dr_Dos> god today is quite lugubrious
<tyrannous> FUCKIGN
* crankgod changes topic to 'Crank: I'm not brooding over shit, i'm just saying i'm pissed that people like Mooseka make a site, invite people in, then treat them like shit. I didn't ask for half the flames i've receaved over the last few months. | [17:28] <tyrannous> i enjoy this knowledge | [17:30] <tyrannous> I NEVA SAID THAT'
<Nadir> yeah, that thread was awesome
<tyrannous> THAT'S FORGERY
<FSFunky> and I said "SHOW ME YOUR TITS"
* tyrannous was kicked by crankgod (third warning)
<Nadir> oh no clecky
<nondescript> no
<Clecky> dos youre darganderous
* tyrannous has joined #rawr
<Nadir> tyrannous is going to sue you
* crankgod changes topic to '[17:28] <tyrannous> i enjoy this knowledge | [17:30] <tyrannous> I NEVA SAID THAT | [17:30] <tyrannous> FUCKIGN'
<nondescript> it's YOU LYING
<Nadir> for forgery
<tyrannous> I'LL GET YOU FFOR THIS NADIr
<Clecky> haha
<Dr_Dos> i like how we have logs of moose talking to you about it
<Nadir> =)
<Clecky> im being sued by a smelly 12 year old
* tyrannous was kicked by crankgod (fourth warning)
<Nadir> <tyrannous> I'LL GET YOU FFOR THIS NADIr
* tyrannous has joined #rawr
* tyrannous was kicked by crankgod (fifth warning)
<jojoisjo> So what's this I heard about Tyrannous finding pillows to molest?
<{FR}poopin> hahaha
<Nadir> well jojoisjo
<Nadir> once upon a time
<Clecky> its simple
<Clecky> haha hes gone
* tyrannous has joined #rawr
<tyrannous> I’ll find out where you live Saltfleet
<tyrannous> I’ll find out where you live Saltfleet
<tyrannous> I’ll find out where you live Saltfleet
<tyrannous> v
<tyrannous> I’ll find out where you live Saltfleet
<Clecky> haha
<tyrannous> I’ll find out where you live Saltfleet
<Nadir> ok
* jojoisjo sits down infront of Nadir for story time.
<tyrannous> I’ll find out where you live Saltfleet
* crankgod sets mode: +b *!*rickretro@*.co.uk
* tyrannous was kicked by crankgod (jerk)
<Clecky> tyrannous
<Clecky> v
<crankgod> sorry
<Clecky> hahah
<Clecky> its all good
<crankgod> but he's god damned annoying
<Nadir> that rocked
<jojoisjo> Indeed
<Clecky> yes
<crankgod> nadir
<crankgod> you should find out where he lives
<Clecky> whos saltfleet
<crankgod> and show up at his door

i tried to give him my address after but he left =((((
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

Overall: Rotton egg for breakfast
Locked