TECKI HAS A THEORY

597 · Post by **597** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 11:18 pm

AHA, YES, I HAVE DEVISED A THEORY.

- AN INNOCENT CHILD FINDS OUT ABOUT ZZT, HE GOES 'AH YES ZZT IS AMAZING I MUST FIND OTHER PEOPLE WHO USE ZZT' (MISTAKE ONE ), AFTER JOINING THE FORUMS HE REALIZES MOST EVERYONE HATES ZZT AND THEREFORE HATES HIM, HE THEREFORE RANTS AND RAVES ABOUT EVERYTHING, PRETENDING HE DOESNT LIKE ZZT, AND SAYS SOMETHING LIKE 'OMG BAN ME I DONT CARE' (MISTAKE TWO). OUR BRAVE HERO THEN SAYS 'OH CRAP I DO LIKE ZZT!' AND LOGICALLY MOVES TO ZEUXWORLD (MISTAKE THREE). DURING HIS STAY AT ZEUXWORLD HE REALIZES NO-ONE THERE LIKES ZZT EITHER AND ITS WORSE BECAUSE THERE ARE MORE MZXERS THEN ZZTERS ANYWAY SO EVERYONE'S LIKE 'LOL' AND THE FELLOW FEELS REJECTED. SUDDENLY HE GOES 'HEY THIS MZX THING LOOKS GOOD MAYBE I CAN BECOME A GREAT MEGAZEUXER LOL ZZT SUCKED
ANYWAY' (MISTAKE FOUR) SO HE DOWNLOADS MZX AND RELEASES ABOUT 6 GAMES WHICH LOOK WORSE THEN ZZT GAMES AND THINKS HE IS SETTLED, THEN COMES THE AMAZING SARCASM WHICH WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE IN THE ZZT AND MZX COMMUNITY. IF THE FELLOW MAKES THE ULTIMATE MISTAKE OF GOING ON THE IRC, ESPECIALLY #ZEUXWORLD, THEN HE IS LOST FOREVER. THEN COMES THE EXCITING PART, AFTER HAVING BEEN RIDICULED, LAUGHED AT, AND MADE TO CRY OFTEN AT ZEUXWORLD. GUESS WHAT OUR FRIEND DOES?. HE MAKES ANOTHER ACCOUNT AT Z2 AND PRETENDS ZZTERS ARE HIS FRIENDS HOHOHOHO A VERY WORTHWILE STORY IM GLAD I HAVE BEEN OF SERVICE.

:ha:

Post by **clecky** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 11:29 pm

THIS IS JUST A THEORY THOUGH, NOT ABOUT ANYBODY IN PARTICULAR RIGHT?

46 · Post by 46 » Tue Feb 10, 2004 11:31 pm

and then what happened

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 11:30 am

if this happens enough he forsakes zzt and mzx and instead goes and makes "text adventures"

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 11:34 am

that's only because they couldn't make a good #Loungeact RPG in which Nadir tries to blow everybody up with a nuclear bomb.

53 · Post by 53 » Wed Feb 11, 2004 5:50 pm

OMB I figured out who tecki is

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 7:49 pm

Cat Fried Rice wrote:OMB

Oh my bob?

Stak · Post by **Stak** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 8:11 pm

INTERESTING.

597 · Post by **597** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 8:43 pm

Clecky wrote:THIS IS JUST A THEORY THOUGH, NOT ABOUT ANYBODY IN PARTICULAR RIGHT?

OF COURSE.

53 · Post by 53 » Wed Feb 11, 2004 10:33 pm

Commodore wrote:
Cat Fried Rice wrote:OMB
Oh my bob?

Well I'm Christian

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 10:44 pm

AND OBVIOUSLY REPLACING GOD WITH SOMETHING ELSE IS MUCH BETTER THAN SAYING HIM NA- wait a minute

53 · Post by 53 » Wed Feb 11, 2004 11:24 pm

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 12:59 am

G*d d*mn h*mosexual potat*!

29 · Post by 29 » Thu Feb 12, 2004 3:36 am

what the <b>hell</b> is going on here

139 · Post by **139** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 6:20 am

Project wrote:what the <b>hell</b> is going on here

Dunno, I just skimmed through it and remember reading something about a homosexual potato.