In your adventures through the Town of ZZT, you have been captured by the evil Dungeon Guards. Not recognizing you as the great escape artist you are, the guards have thrown you in the Dungeons of ZZT.
Head of Square: I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA
Head of Square: LET'S MAKE A MEDIOCRE MMORPG
Head of Square: SLAP THE FF LABEL ON IT
Head of Square: AND MAKE PEOPLE KEEP PAYING FOR IT AFTER THEY'VE ALREADY BOUGHT IT
Masses: we rejoice
VgameT wrote:Head of Square: I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA
Head of Square: LET'S MAKE A MEDIOCRE MMORPG
Head of Square: SLAP THE FF LABEL ON IT
Head of Square: AND MAKE PEOPLE KEEP PAYING FOR IT AFTER THEY'VE ALREADY BOUGHT IT
Masses: we rejoice
Amen, VgameT. I was going to write a long rant about how MMORPGs are to video games as reality shows are to TV, but you pretty much covered all the bases.
I'd play it, if it wasnt a MMORPG and MMORPGs werent big fudgey steaming piles of shit from faggots that are so blown out that they cant even hold in solids or kidneys.
Stiltzkin wrote:Amen, VgameT. I was going to write a long rant about how MMORPGs are to video games as reality shows are to TV, but you pretty much covered all the bases.
you stole that from something awful didn't you
but it's true
and mmorpgs are pretty horrible wastes of time at the best of times so the thought of an ff one makes me cringe
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved
