Coffee
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- Zenith Nadir
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Coffee? I can live without it. The only time i drink that liquid shit is if someone makes me a cup accidently, then i'll drink it to be polite. Then, i'll drink a cuppa tea or a can of Zest cola (at only 15p a can from a lil store on high street you can't go wrong, just don't try the lemonade zest [tastes like battery acid]) and then maybe another tea or cola drink. I hate coffee.
10 reasons why coffee sucks
1: It tastes nasty (you must stick lots of sugar in it to get a nice taste [6 sugars?])
2: Coffee is grown by a bunch of rich bastards, who make money from peoples adictions (like drug dealers)
3: Coffee causes problems if you drink too much of it.
4: Coffee is adictive (I was at college a few years back [aged 17, just after i'd started ZZTing], and we were forming a small company as part of a subject on business [lasted a year that subject and it was fun], and we and all the other colleges in the reagon were attending a meeting after college. Not to shabby, free bufeat (i can't friggin remember the spelling), and free coffee machines. Tea tasted nasty, so i tried the expresso with chocolate [yay], and i liked it. I must have drank me about 7 Dr. peppers, i mean expresso chocos, and i couldn't hardly sleep that night [dropped off about 3 AM, and i was up at 6 to do the paper round. I hate coffee)
5: Coffee smells rather nice, and tries to attract you.
6: Coffee flavoured chocolate tastes nice and adictive
7: Icecream
8: granuales
9: Instant
10: I could only come up with 6 good reasons. Damn.
10 reasons why coffee sucks
1: It tastes nasty (you must stick lots of sugar in it to get a nice taste [6 sugars?])
2: Coffee is grown by a bunch of rich bastards, who make money from peoples adictions (like drug dealers)
3: Coffee causes problems if you drink too much of it.
4: Coffee is adictive (I was at college a few years back [aged 17, just after i'd started ZZTing], and we were forming a small company as part of a subject on business [lasted a year that subject and it was fun], and we and all the other colleges in the reagon were attending a meeting after college. Not to shabby, free bufeat (i can't friggin remember the spelling), and free coffee machines. Tea tasted nasty, so i tried the expresso with chocolate [yay], and i liked it. I must have drank me about 7 Dr. peppers, i mean expresso chocos, and i couldn't hardly sleep that night [dropped off about 3 AM, and i was up at 6 to do the paper round. I hate coffee)
5: Coffee smells rather nice, and tries to attract you.
6: Coffee flavoured chocolate tastes nice and adictive
7: Icecream
8: granuales
9: Instant
10: I could only come up with 6 good reasons. Damn.
- Zenith Nadir
- this is my hammer
- Posts: 2767
- Joined: Wed Mar 12, 2003 11:40 am
- Location: between the black and white spiders