Rap battles, fo sho!

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phunk
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Rap battles, fo sho!

Post by phunk »

Heh, you can post rap battles here! They should occur oftentimes in #rawr on EsperNet. This is my hebrew rap battle.
[04:56] <phunk> SO TELL ME
[04:56] <phunk> DO YOU RAP?
[04:56] <EvilSantaRapper> lol
[04:56] <EvilSantaRapper> yes!!!
[04:56] <phunk> WHY DON'T YOU BUST A RHYME
[04:56] <phunk> RIGHT HERE
[04:56] <phunk> I COULD USE SOME ENTERTAINMENT
[04:56] <EvilSantaRapper> rhyme?
[04:57] <EvilSantaRapper> whats rhyme?
[04:57] <EvilSantaRapper> u mean u wanna me 2 rap here and now?
[04:57] <phunk> YEAH
[04:57] <phunk> LET'S GO
[04:57] <phunk> WE'LL BATTLE
[04:57] <EvilSantaRapper> what u mean battle?
[04:57] <EvilSantaRapper> aw
[04:57] <EvilSantaRapper> i can in hebrew
[04:57] <EvilSantaRapper> lol
[04:58] <phunk> AWESOME! I CAN READ HEBREW
[04:58] <phunk> NOW JUST RAP
[04:58] <phunk> AND THEN I'LL DO MY RAP
[04:58] <phunk> AND THEN WE'LL SEE WHOSE IS BETTER
[04:58] <EvilSantaRapper> yahol ani yahol. yahol ma? lizrom poteah et a pe bimkom milim yozze li hom. ani ham ahi ham she esh ayom thapes oti ba shuk im timzza tavi karton
[04:59] <EvilSantaRapper> ahi ani ham lo stam sorfotha a oznaim tilhazz maher ruzz tishtof et ze im maim ehad ehad shtaim bdika ehad shtaim ehad azov a mikrofon ezzli ba yadaim
[04:59] <EvilSantaRapper> lol it more good with music
[05:00] <EvilSantaRapper> continiu?
[05:00] <phunk> YO YO ALL, I'M THE BADDEST HEEB THIS SIDE OF TEL AVIV. THEY CALL ME THE HEBREW HAMMER, TAKE YOU BACK, THROW YOU IN THE SLAMMER. SO DROP YOUR DRAWERS, AND WORK YOUR LEGS. I'LL OPEN YOU ASS UP LIKE A KEG, THEN I'LL TAP IT
[05:00] <EvilSantaRapper> what?
[05:01] <phunk> FO SHIZZLE
[05:01] <EvilSantaRapper> they call me the hebrew hammer take you back throw yuo in the slammer so drop your drwers amd work your legs ill open your ass up like a leg
[05:02] <EvilSantaRapper> lol now u kno i didnt copy all the shit i wrote
[05:03] <phunk> WOW
[05:03] <phunk> THAT WAS AWESOME
[05:03] <EvilSantaRapper> what?
[05:03] <phunk> MY RAP SOUNDED KIND OF LIKE IT
[05:03] <phunk> BUT STILL YOURS PREVAILED
[05:03] <EvilSantaRapper> oh thx
[05:03] <EvilSantaRapper> but i sux @ freestyle im a brake lol
Hebews can rap, boy. Zamros, it would be appreciated if you could read this for us, since you're the resident Jew and all.
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Mooseka
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Post by Mooseka »

I WOULD, BUT I THINK I'VE POSTED THE RESULTS OF ALL OF MY RAP BATTLES AS Z-UNIT SONGS.
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Post by 68 »

phunk> YO YO ALL, I'M THE BADDEST HEEB THIS SIDE OF TEL AVIV. THEY CALL ME THE HEBREW HAMMER, TAKE YOU BACK, THROW YOU IN THE SLAMMER. SO DROP YOUR DRAWERS, AND WORK YOUR LEGS. I'LL OPEN YOU ASS UP LIKE A KEG, THEN I'LL TAP IT

THAT LINE IS THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF RIPOFFS I'VE EVER HEARD

YOU CKY4 THIEF/HEBREW HAMMER THIEF
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Post by 518 »

So good to see you moonpie. I actually got you confused with moose while you were gone. Then again, I have gotten madtom and madguy confused several times in the past.
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Post by 46 »

It's been seven hours + fifteen days
since u took your love away
I go out every night + sleep all day
since u took your love away
since u been gone I can do whatever I want
I can see whomever I choose
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
but nothing
I said nothing can take away these blues,
'cos nothing compares
nothing compares 2 u

it's been so lonely without u here
like a bird without a song
nothing can stop these lonely tears from falling
tell me baby where did I go wrong
I could put my arms around every boy I see
but they'd only remind me of you
I went to the doctor guess what he told me
guess what he told me
he said girl u better try to have fun
no matter what u do
but he's a fool
'cos nothing compares
nothing compares 2 u

all the flowers that u planted mama
in the back yard
all died when u went away
I know that living with u baby was sometimes hard
but I'm willing to give it another try
'cos nothing compares
nothing compares 2 u
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Post by 68 »

Guy wrote:So good to see you moonpie. I actually got you confused with moose while you were gone. Then again, I have gotten madtom and madguy confused several times in the past.
GUY WHO ARE YOU

SERIOUSLY
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Ryan Ferneau
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Post by Ryan Ferneau »

GUY IS TYRANNOUS. YOU SHALL ALL BE TYRANNOUS SOON.
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Zenith Nadir
this is my hammer
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Post by Zenith Nadir »

Guy is Miakar.

aka Kyn.

He got banned the last time for being rather annoying. Not by me, though.
he looked upon the world and saw it was still depraved :fvkk:

Overall: Rotton egg for breakfast
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wildkarrdex
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Post by wildkarrdex »

WHY DONT YOU JUST START AN RPG THREAD AND BE DONE WITH IT, YOU BUCKET OF QUEERS.
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Mooseka
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Post by Mooseka »

AND THEN SAILOR MOON APPEARED.
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Re: Rap battles, fo sho!

Post by 7 »

Phunk wrote:Heh, you can post rap battles here! They should occur oftentimes in #rawr on EsperNet.
not anymore you can't.
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