In your adventures through the Town of ZZT, you have been captured by the evil Dungeon Guards. Not recognizing you as the great escape artist you are, the guards have thrown you in the Dungeons of ZZT.
Seriously, you should de-op and ban Eurakarte because all he ever talks about is some goddamn dickchick he'll never dare talk to and whatever he's eaten in the last five seconds. He's 100% rubbish and should be purged with EXTREME PREJUDICE.
