An interview with Tyrannous

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:30 pm

Greetings ladies and gentlemen! I just sat down with Tyrannous, to discuss politics on Z2, Dickgirls, and who knows what else! Check it out.

Cambion says: hi

Cambion says: http://www.redcoat.net/pics/tubgirl.jpg

Cambion says:http://www.redcoat.net/pics/tubgirl.jpg

Cambion says:http://www.redcoat.net/pics/tubgirl.jpg

Cambion says:http://www.redcoat.net/pics/tubgirl.jpg

Mooseka says:HI THERE.

Cambion says:nice special FX

Cambion says:would not you say number-one?

Mooseka says:UHH SURE

Cambion says:why dost thou wish to interview me?

Mooseka says:BECAUSE I NEED PEOPLE TO INTERVIEW FOR MY ZZTV8 CHANNEL, AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO INTERVIEW YOU.

Cambion says:ok

Cambion says: ask away

Mooseka says: RIGHT THEN!

Mooseka says: DESPITE BEING BANNED SEVERAL TIMES FROM Z2, YOU RETURN ON A DAILY BASIS. WHY? IS IT FOR REVENGE OR ARE YOU TRYING TO GET BACK INTO THE COMMUNITY.

Cambion says: No. Revenge isn't my bag, baby...

Cambion says: I would like to be let back in...that may take some time though.

Mooseka says: BUT.. DO YOU THINK BAN EVADING WILL GET YOU BACK FASTER? I MEAN, LOOK AT SCORCH, BLESS HIS LITTLE RETARDED HEART. HE'S BACK, AND HE WAS SILENT FOR SIX MONTHS.

Mooseka says: SPEAKING OF!

Mooseka says: YOU AND SCORCH SEEM TO HAVE A RIVALRY

Mooseka says: EXPLAIN WHY, IF YOU WILL.

Cambion says: I have no respect for Scorch. Any idea of a rivalry is all in the mind.

As for evading...well I guess I can't restrain myself; I just have to have my say.

Mooseka says: WELL THIS INTERVIEW IS YOUR CHANCE, BECAUSE IT'S GOING OUT TO THE WHOLE COMMUNE. IF THERE'S ANYTHING HORRIBLY IMPORTANT YOU NEED TO SAY TO ANYONE, FEEL FREE TO SAY IT NOW.

Cambion says: Remember that there is a *real* person behind this screen, tapping away at the keyboard; I might appear somewhat idiotic at times, but I do have a good vision for the future (not in the sense of the running of Z2). I have strong opinions like many others do, and sometimes I can get carried away. As for the original flaming for O-SPACE, that was a terrible mistake; now I'm paying the price.

Mooseka says: OK! I'M NOT UP ON THE OLD..O-SPACE THING. I CAME BACK INTO THE COMMUNE LONG AFTER YOU'D BEEN BANNED ALREADY.

Cambion says: ack'd.

Mooseka says: OBVIOUSLY IN YOUR MIND, Z2 ISN'T RUN CORRECTLY. COULD YOU TELL ME SOME SPECIFICS THAT WOULD MAKE IT BETTER?

Cambion says: i guess i'm just being misanthropic

Cambion says: but i feel that some staff members like to edit peoples posts. this could be stopped.

Mooseka says: YES THOSE PEOPLE ARE HORRIBLE

Cambion says: uh

Cambion says: yes anyway...

Mooseka says: RIGHT!

Mooseka says: ONE SECOND, IF YOU WILL.

Cambion says: ok

Mooseka says: IF YOU COULD FIRE 3 STAFF MEMBERS CURRENTLY ON THE Z2 TEAM, WHO WOULD THEY BE AND WHY?

Cambion says: I only know of three; and they are not so bad.

Cambion says: you, Funk and Nadir!

Mooseka says: I SEE!

Mooseka says: SO YOU WOULD CHOOSE THE THREE OF US OVER, SAY,
WILDKARDE?

Cambion says: i like him

Mooseka says: REALLY! THE PLOT SICKENS.

Cambion says: but i did not know that he is an admin

Mooseka says: Z2 HAS MANY ADMINS

Mooseka says: MY INSIDE SOURCES TELL ME THAT YOU'RE CURRENTLY
ON ZEUXWORLD, BUT YOU'RE NOT CAUSING THE KIND OF TROUBLE YOU
CAUSED ON Z2. IS THERE A REASON FOR THIS?

Cambion says: i've learned from my mistakes

Cambion says: nobody wants to be an idiot

Cambion says: well...i can't make that claim actually

Cambion says: but you catch meh drift!

Mooseka says: YEAH

Mooseka says: SO, IF YOU FEEL YOU'VE GROWN UP, DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE READY TO COME BACK TO Z2? EVEN WITH SCORCH THERE?

Cambion says: not really

Cambion says: The admins are still concerned.

Cambion says: ...with my personality

Mooseka says: ..I SEE!

Cambion says: are at least, my suggested personality

Mooseka says: SUGGESTED PERSONALITY YOU SAY?

Cambion says: yes

Cambion says: that's right...

Mooseka says: IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO EXPLAIN I'D GIVE YOU
A COOKIE.

Cambion says: i dislike cookies; but allow me to explain anyway...

Mooseka says: EXCELLENT, I RETAIN MY COOKIE YET AGAIN.

Cambion says: the person you are talking to, here, is an avatar for the
*real* person behind the keyboard

Cambion says: you've never met me

Cambion says: nor do you any good lore of me

Cambion says: what i type is only a suggestion of my personality

Mooseka says: I see!

Cambion says: missed out a 'have'

Mooseka says: SO, HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN REAL LIFE?

Cambion says: I am a twenty-year-old atheist pacifist whose ideals relate
to education, exploration and science.

Cambion says: As a pre high school student, I was voluntarily reclusive at
times, choosing to ?stay-in? and exercise my interest in computers and
programming instead of going out in the streets and playing with the other
kids.

Mooseka says: YOU'RE 20? WHO KNEW.

Cambion says: I have three sisters and two brothers. One of the girls, the
oldest, is a doctor.

Cambion says: well...junior grade for now

Mooseka says: INTERESTING! I AM AN ONLY CHILD.

Cambion says: you learn something new ebery day

Mooseka says: NOW THAT I KNOW YOU'RE 20, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
THE FACT THAT THE ZZT COMMUNE IS RUN MOSTLY BY PEOPLE YOUNGER
THAN YOU, SUCH AS MYSELF?

Cambion says: i don't mind

Cambion says: You must all be decent lawful citizens to have an interest in
ZZT.

Mooseka says: OF COURSE.

Cambion says: I know I'm sterotyping...

Mooseka says: RIGHT THEN. EVERYONE ON IRC IS ONLY INTERESTED IN
ONE THING CURRENTLY; WHY YOUR PARENTS' BEDROOM? *

Cambion says: that was an arbitrary question

Cambion says: i was not suggesting that i have actually undertaken this
rather feral activity

Mooseka says: WELL, YOU HAVE FANTASIZED ABOUT IT REPORTEDLY. I'M
NOT SAYING THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT, NECCISARILY, I'M
JUST WONDERING WHY.

Cambion says: although the idea is quite, erotic don't you think? eh?

Cambion says: heheh

Cambion says: kidding

Mooseka says: ...RIGHT.

Cambion says: not it was just a spare of the moment thing

Mooseka says: SO, I PLAYED THE GAME YOU UPLOADED TO Z2 NOT LONG
AGO. HOW IS THAT COMING ALONG?

Cambion says: you mean Robin Hood?? well, it's crap

Cambion says: i've scrapped the project

Mooseka says: OH MY =(

Cambion says: but a NEW project is underway

Mooseka says: REALLY!

Cambion says: an adventure of Mark Lu, a Chinky paper-boy from
downtown LA; and MyLiverHurtz, a geeky masturbating 17-year-old from
Canada; and a mad misanthropic scientist; and Kuno the Lemming, a
suicidal Lemming with an odd desire to find the perfect mountain to jump from!

Mooseka says: OH MY! I'LL LOOK OUT FOR THAT, THE ONLY PROBLEM BEING THAT Z2 HAS DECIDED THAT SINCE YOU'RE BANNED YOU WILL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE: NOT HAVING YOUR GAMES UPLOADED. DO YOU FEEL THIS IS FAIR, ESPECIALLY AFTER YOUR RECENT ACTIONS ON THE BOARDS?

Cambion says: Yes it's fair enough I suppose.

Cambion says: I did break the rulez

Mooseka says: SO, SINCE YOU SAID YOU WANT BACK INTO THE
COMMUNITY, DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS FOR FUTURE RELATIONS WITH
ADMINS AND SUCH? OK, THAT SOUNDED NOT EXACTLY LIKE HOW I
WANTED IT TO SOUND. BASICALLY HOW DO YOU PLAN TO ACT TO GET
THESE PRIVELAGES BACK IN THE FUTURE?

Cambion says: I don't plan...as I a man whose vision is true.

Cambion says: But i guess i'll have to act with respect for the admins; to
earn theirs.

Cambion says: if that's possible anymore

Mooseka says: I'M SURE. DO YOU MIND TAKING SOME QUESTIONS OTHER
COMMUNE MEMBERS HAVE WRITTEN, JUST FOR THIS INTERVIEW?

Cambion says: not at all

Mooseka says: EXCELLENT.

Cambion says: go right ahead

Mooseka says: "DR DOS" FROM DICKVILLE, PA, WRITES: TYRANNOUS,
WHAT ARE YOUR PREFERENCES WHEN IT COMES TO SEXUALITY?

Cambion says: well

Cambion says: i am of the bi-sexual persuasion; as most of you know.

Cambion says: but do like to dabble in the field of 40-year-old womenz;
from time to time

Cambion says: can be...quite fun

Mooseka says: I SEE!

Mooseka says: EURAKARTE, FROM PLANKTONIA WRITES: SO YOU PREFER
WOMEN, MOSTLY, BUT YOU'RE BISEXUAL. WHAT ABOUT WOMEN WITH
PENISES?

Cambion says: oh no. that's just a tad too out-of-the-ordinary for me.

Mooseka says: HAHA, OF COURSE.

Mooseka says: WELL, I THINK THAT'S ALL THE QUESTIONS I HAVE FOR
YOU TODAY. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR TALKING WITH ME, IT'S BEEN...
THOUGHT PROVOKING.

Cambion says: you're welcome old chap

Mooseka says: OH AND HIGHLY EVOCATIVE, OF COURSE.

Cambion says: really?

Mooseka says: OF COURSE!

Cambion says: you have that much of an imagination?

Cambion says: how wonderful!

Mooseka says: WELL RIGHT NOW I IMAGINE YOU IN SOME SILK LINGERE,
IN A DIMLY LIT ROOM, SLOWLY STROKING YOUR THROBBING MEMBER
WHILE YOU CALL OUT MY NAME.

Cambion says: nah. I don't know what you look like; that would be foolish
of me!

Mooseka says: HAHA. TRUST ME, I'M DAMNED SEXY. ANYWAY!

Mooseka says: THANKS AGAIN FOR THIS INTERVIEW

Cambion says: good...good

Mooseka says: AND I HOPE YOU MAKE IT WITH THE FINE OLD LADIES.

Cambion says: yes...

And there you have it! Tyrannous, the man, the legend, revealed.

THANK YOU, AND GOODNIGHT.

*I realized some of you don't know about the bedroom incident. Basically, before the forum purge, Tyrannous had a thread about masturbating in his parent's bedroom, and how it was totally hot. I think that's the reason he ended up getting banned.

Post by **Dr. Dos** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:33 pm

It's things like these, that make me want to finish those questions to interview Stampede on. THAT WAS AWESOME.

My Liver Hurtz · Post by **My Liver Hurtz** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:00 am

... Okay

Post by **clecky** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:52 am

He's Gandhi.

29 · Post by 29 » Fri Oct 24, 2003 4:52 am

This is the best thing ever, the reason being it's actually conducted in a reasonably mature and dare I say evocative manner.

26 · Post by 26 » Fri Oct 24, 2003 7:01 pm

Sheer awesomeness. I smell a Pulitzer.

NOW WHERE IS THE INTERVIEW WITH DARBY?

Commodore · Post by **Commodore** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 10:57 pm

He's got to save something for his zztv channel

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 11:36 pm

THE HELL I DO. Darby, if you're reading this (and I know you are), e-mail me.

261 · Post by **261** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 12:22 am

OMFG TYRANNOUS= COOL

Post by **Zenith Nadir** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 1:56 pm

oh my god

moose

i love you forever

And I'm sure you could e-mail Darby easily enough, I don't think his board account was ever actually deleted and you can get the mail from there if I'm right!

454 · Post by **454** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 3:01 pm

7 · Post by 7 » Mon Oct 27, 2003 4:29 pm

personally, i don't find it all that funny.

and didn't he say he was 16 last year?

Post by **zamros** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:18 pm

i agree with ryo.

anyhow, he's been 16, 12, 20, 35, and many other ages. He's worse than scorch#)@(#)

Mooseka · Post by **Mooseka** » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:19 pm

I DIDN'T POST IT FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT, DICK FUCKS.

7 · Post by 7 » Tue Oct 28, 2003 2:16 pm

then why did you!