Z-UNIT

[Mooseka]

YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN FUTURE ONES YOU FAT

[98]

You guys gonna do more community-based raps? That'd be cool. :D

[454]

Ha ha ha! That was great. He's one of my own, sucks ass badly

My name is Micky G
the guy on the M I C
most folks think's me as crazy
nothing like that, i am butt lazy
Under the name Scorch i do ZZT
but in reality i'm Micky J G!

That's enough from me for today. Bye all.

[186]

Oh god.....he's back O_O

[Mooseka]

guess who's back
back again
scorch is back
lolz

[wildkarrdex]

I'm doing this tonight
You're probably gonna start
a fight
I know this can't be right
Hey baby come on
I loved you endlessly and
you weren't there for me
So now it's time to leave
and make it alone

[clecky]

TELL A FRIEND

ALSO SCORCH YOULL NEVER BE COOL

[457]

The time I go to Moose's house is the day he decides to rap! How excellent is that? Anyway I'm Jeffrey... in Z-unit

[Mooseka]

NEW SONG

Z-UNIT - We Are Z-UNIT (DEMO)

Yeah. We're working on a new RHYME. This is just the demo, MOOSEKA AND CLECKY. I accidently screwed up on clecky's chorus, but I fixed it.

Here are the lyrics:

HEY
THIS IS MOOSE
YOUR MOM IS LOOSE
CAUSE I BE ALL UP IN HER CABOOSE
MY RHYMES FLOW LIKE WATER
I'M CHILLING WITH YOUR DAUGHTER
I'M ABOUT TO SLAUGHTER

ALL YOU HATERS KEEP HATIN
ALL YOU SKATERS KEEP SKATIN
AND ALL YOU WAITERS KEEP WAITIN FOR THE DAY THAT I OWN YOU
BEND OVER INFRONT OF ME AND I'LL BONE YOU

STRAIGHT OFF THE STREETS OF FLOWER MOUND
I AIN'T ALWAYS GONNA STICK AROUND
THE POLICE TRY TO KEEP ME DOWN
BUT I AIN'T GONNA SKIP TOWN
I OUT RUN 'EM
IF THE SITUATION CALLS FOR IT
I OUT GUN 'EM
OUT OF ALL MY BLING BLING YOU DON'T GET A DIME
IF YOU FUCK WITH ME, BITCH YOU RUNNIN OUT OF TIME
YOU MAY NOT ADMIT IT
BUT YOU BE FEARIN MY RHYMES
WORKING PART TIME
AT THE LOCAL DAIRY QUEEN
GO HOME
EAT YOUR LEAN CUISINE
WHILE I'M OUT AT THE CLUB
ALL UP IN THOSE PRETEENS
I'M A TRUE THUG
FIRST I DRINK SOME HINEY
THEN I VOMIT ON YOUR RUG
GET IT ON WITH MY BITCHES
THEN GET IT ON WITH MY DRUG

Peace.

(chorus)

Z-UNIT
UNF
Z-UNIT
NO MATTA WHAT YOU THINK WE KEEP DOIN IT
KEEPIN IT REAL
UNTIL YOU FEEL
ALASKA FUR SEAL
CONTRACT UNDER SEAL

Z-UNIT
UNF
Z-UNIT
UNF
THUGS FOR LIFE
GONADS AND STRIFE

YO DAWG, THIS IS CLECK
ILL CUT UR NECK
ILL LEAVE YOU AS A WRECK.
IM FUCKIN BITCHEZ
IM SURROUNDED BY RICHES
YOU WISH YOU COULD TOUCH DIS
NIGGA PLEEZE, I INSIST
YOU'LL BE LEFT DRINKIN PISS.

FO ME ITS ALL ABOUT DA BLANG
TO DIS NIGGA MONEY AINT NO THANG
YOU GOTTA BE SIK TO GET IN THIS GANG
WE WUZ THUGGIN SINCE YOU WERE SIPPIN TANG
BOY YOUR MAMA'S LICKIN MY WANG

(chorus)

That's all we have so far, but tomorrow Stiltzkin's laying down some rhymes and on saturday Jeff is too. PEACE.

[99]

I should be able to record my part tomorrow, but here's a MAD SNEAK PREVIEW that I wrote in about 5 minutes.

Z-UNIT REPRESENT EVERYDAY
THIS IS STILTZKIN HERE, HATIN ON ALL THOSE WHO GAY
GETTIN MAD PUSSY IS MY MAIN FORTE
I'M SO DAMN GOOD I CAN JUST SKIP FOREPLAY

ALL THESE BAN EVADERS MAKE ME SICK TOO
LIKE THAT TIME TYRANNOUS RUBBED ONE OFF IN HIS SHAMPOO
APPLIANCE AND SCORCH REALLY ABSORB THE HATE
WHEN YOU'RE THAT MUCH OF A TARD YOU BEST ACCEPT YOUR FATE

NOW MY MAIN NIGGA MOOSE IS THE UNTOUCHABLE MAN
BAN YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN WITH AN IP SCAN
"HA HA U FAGS ARE SO DUMB"
BANNED AGAIN, SHOVE THAT UP YOUR NASTY BUM

ENOUGH THOSE PUNKS WHO BE A MAJOR PAIN
SOUTHERN VERMONT IS MY ONE AND ONLY DOMAIN
I TURN ALL KINDS OF DYKES AND HOES
INTO WORLD CLASS DICK GOBBLERS DOWN ON THEY ELBOWS

NOTHIN BUT CHRONIC AND 40'S ALL THE TIME
STILTZKIN AND Z-UNIT GOT THE DOPEST OF RHYMES
ROLLIN ON DUBS, AROUND HERE I'M THE LORD
STILTZKIN AND Z-UNIT, BITCHES, BITE THE HEADBOARD

[clecky]

IM IN AWE

[457]

Here are my lyrics, it's not that good but oh well.

Go get bent
Because I'm sheltered
and you're payin' the rent.
You felt her,
your mother
go fuck her.
she pulled through
not because she had you
Even though she didn't live in DFW
It's hard to know
That she did it on a ski tow.
She made you
By screwing others
and eating their poo.
Man that's gotta suck
That's gotta stink,
but she's all over the shrink
My life, I've had a few drags
but my parents are no fags
They helped me,
they are my house,
they don't hate me or my spouse.
They support me
they don't leave me to die
I can do anything that I try.
At least that is what my parents think
but who could imagine my dad's not a shrink
You're hatin'
but why?
My life is great
while you live in a pig sty
I'm sheltered,
so what?
I may be sheltered, but at least I'm no slut.
You look at me
like I'm sick
but that's a sign of life with no dick
you prick
No, you can't forget
I'm not your mom I don't pay your bad debt.
Oh yeah, you hate me now
You want to hit me with a plow
WOW!
I hate you too...
it's no loss,
you're like Spanish moss
You aren't liked
you have no love
You had to pay a gay to be thought of
I go to school
I am no fool
You play with me
and I will kill ye
You are proud of it?
go jump in a tar pit.
I'm through
Screw you
I hate you all
even the capital of Nepal!

[clecky]

<Stiltzkin> I READ JEFF'S LYRICS ON Z2
<Stiltzkin> AND THAT BOY NEEDS A SERIOUS BLACK INJECTION

[Mooseka]

Jaeho's lyrics:

I need some money
to pay for my honey
and to harm those
who think they are funny

I'm a crazy moneky
who hates things that are chunky
a fucking computer junkie
acting all funky

A stupid laundry boy
who worked for Mr. Choi
Selling chinese food
always being sued

Building a computer
eating food at hooter's
buying moter scooters
just a fucking looter

burning compact discs
taking many risks
running from the RIAA
always waiting for my pay day

PIRATING OVER TWENTY GIG
KICKING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY NIG
LIGHTING BUILDINGS ON FIRE
SMELL THE BURN OF MELTING TIRE

SEEKING DIGITAL HAVARC
MAKING LITTLE KITTIES BARK
TRIPPING EVERY FAG
KILLING EVERY HAG

KICKING PEOPLE IN THE SHIN
SNATCHING ALL THAT'S IN HIS KIN
EATING PEOPLE IS A SIN
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS -FIN

SO NOW ALL WE GOTSTA DO IS RECORD IT

In other news we're working on Zamros' "What's a nigga gunna do with cobol" so expect that soon.

[Zenith Nadir]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!