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Hmmm... Its a new cocktail.
Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 9:41 pm
by Technomancer
Indeed sir jenkins indeed.
We have invented a new form of alcohol.
What should we call it.
I have no Idea Sir Khine
Perhaps we should call it myfreakingbeverage...
INGREDIENTS
1/2 cup of whisky
1 cup of rum
1 cup of beer
1/2 cup of tequila
1 cup of cold coffee
1 cups of sugar
2 cups of grapefruit juice
2 tbsp cinnamon
DIRECTIONS
Mix all the crap together and heat on stove till reaches a boil stirring constantly... Grab the phonebook and call for some strippers and invite a few of your friends over... Boil for 1 minute, and chug away.
NOTES
May cause sleep, coma, or death... Consume at your own risk.
Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:29 am
by Fungahhh
Disgusting.
Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 4:36 am
by Technomancer
Wait one minute...
You actually tried it... And I thought I was strangely different from the rest of the world for inventing and tasting it.
Its' not too bad actually. My EbonyElixer is still my favorite.
VODKA + BLACKBERRIES + VANILLA ICE CREAM + BLENDER
Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 2:02 pm
by zamros
The New York Turnpike:
Open cupboards and refridgerator. Remove everything liquid or otherwise runny (peanut butter?). Take empty glass and pour everything that you have removed from the cupboards and the refridgerator in to it. Drink before it curdles (if you put milk or Irish Cream in to it, anyway).
Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 7:27 pm
by Technomancer
zamros wrote:The New York Turnpike:
Open cupboards and refridgerator. Remove everything liquid or otherwise runny (peanut butter?). Take empty glass and pour everything that you have removed from the cupboards and the refridgerator in to it. Drink before it curdles (if you put milk or Irish Cream in to it, anyway).
You so didn't event that, and their disgusting. Now I actually event my own cocktails due to my love of mixology.
Here's another one of my own.
The Chick Chaser
1 bottle of white tequila
1 2 litter bottle of Vanilla Coca-Cola
Fresh Fruit
A lot of ice
Salt or Sugar for rim garnish if desired
Basically same as a margaritta only stronger and more delicious.
Great with mango!
Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 3:06 am
by Schroedingers Cat
You know what else is good with mango, or so I hear: cyanide.
Also, I like mangos.
Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 5:05 am
by zamros
The "Best Drink":
Pour 1 shot of Kentucky Bourbon in to a shot glass. Serve chilled.
Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 11:42 am
by Scribbit
What we really need is a variation of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster that uses Earthly substitutions for the hard-to-obtain ingredients. Any of you ever invent a drink that tastes
Douglas Adams wrote:"...like having your
brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick"?
Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 1:09 pm
by Technomancer
...kitty is a mornon. that is all I have a say to you you freaking cat in a box. Go back to futurama where you belong!
Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 6:13 am
by Commodore
zamros wrote:The "Best Drink":
Pour 1 shot of Kentucky Bourbon in to a shot glass. Serve chilled.
Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 6:51 pm
by superbowl shuffle
Brandy and coffee is my favorite.
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 12:09 pm
by phunk
youre a mornon that drink is way too big
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:08 pm
by Farm
Nupanick wrote:What we really need is a variation of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster that uses Earthly substitutions for the hard-to-obtain ingredients. Any of you ever invent a drink that tastes
Douglas Adams wrote:"...like having your
brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick"?
tbh a tequila mockingbird is about the closest you can get to a pan galactic gargle blaster
tequila mockingbird
2 1/2 oz tequila
3/4 oz green creme de menthe
juice of 1 lemon
mix ingredients with crushed ice and serve in room-temperature glasses
we usually use the cheapest tequila we can find, for that extra kick. either way, they're pretty vile.
Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 6:53 pm
by Archangel
phunk wrote:youre a mornon that drink is way too big
Just how is too big?
It makes what 6 cups I
thiink, "need to check the post."
Some of my friends would drink more alcohol then that though.
Like more like 6 gallons, fucking
Beigners.
Its probably not even a real beverage though take into context, that he probably never even has access to alcohol, the moron
cant even spell moron, but then again,
niether can you.
Who ever did that deserves to have a rectal search...
NIETHER IS FIND YOU FUCKING MORON! AND SPELLING AND GRAMMAR ARE TWO TOTALLY FUCKING DIFFERENT THING MOTHER FUCKER!
Damn Caps...